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330 posts • joined Monday 16th January 2012 14:00 GMT

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Crisp

How do you put the dvd in the drive?

Do dvd drives even work under all that oil?

Crisp
Childcatcher

Re: Oh good

The Catholic Church is always thinking of the children!

Crisp

"could you please click on an ad or two'"

I would click on an ad, if they were advertising anything to me that I was interested in,

But they don't show me ads for products I'd consider buying.

So I don't click on them.

Crisp

Re: I'd rather have an UI that was very much en usability.

Oh a thousand times this!

A good user interface that is easy to use trumps some graphic designers "vision" every time.

Crisp

Deep Fried Chips

I'm sure the Scottish thought of it first.

Crisp
FAIL

Please "Click on an add"

ROFLMAO!

No.

Oh wait, you're serious? Let me laugh harder! :D

Crisp

Blue skies on Mars?

That's a new one.

Crisp

Space Elevators

They are quite hard to build from what I hear.

Crisp

Re: Great but oversold?

"The biggest achievement of SpaceX is in doing what they've done at a low cost."

Wait until they get their spaceships into mass production.

Crisp
Big Brother

Suspects Fingerprints.

If the police suspect someone of a crime, then they can already arrest them on that suspicion and take their fingerprints.

While the original intent may have been to quickly ID suspects, it is quite conceivable that this device will find more use as a police fishing tool. Or as a means to provide an excuse to arrest someone.

Crisp

The most complex part of this problem

will be teaching the computers to like honey.

Crisp

Re: Go SpaceX

I thought exactly the same thing.

It's not quite the moon landings. But you've got to admit, it's pretty damn awesome.

Crisp

Is Swishery the new Fondle?

Yet another input type to code for.

Crisp

Disciplined

I hope that means fired.

Crisp
Paris Hilton

Vile Load

Isn't the real Facebook a vile load too?

Paris. She knows how to swallow a vile load.

Crisp

"Vodafone is rolling in cash thanks to a massive tax dodge"

I'd be rolling in cash if I didn't pay my taxes either.

Crisp

Article layout looks mangled in chrome.

Anyone else see that?

Crisp

Governments really don't like their people talking to each other do they?

Once something has been posted and read, you can't force people to unread it.

Crisp
Paris Hilton

To read the article

You'd think that Google was the only search engine there was.

Crisp

The trust had been faxing patient lists

To where? The 1980's?

Crisp

Just the motivation I needed

to upgrade to a more secure android rom.

It's either that or mod my phone to do a retinal scan before allowing access to the filesystem.

Crisp
Mushroom

It's awesome!

I want one.

With thermite.

Crisp
Pint

I think this is relevant

http://xkcd.com/1032/

Crisp

Have they patented this?

Or are they releasing this into the public domain?

Because no patent would equal no licensing restrictions which would make adoption of the standard much easier.

Crisp

Don't expect torrent of enforcement action

Because torrents are evil and The Pirate Bay has been blocked now.

Crisp

So many cores!

I wonder how many neurons you could simulate with that.

Crisp
Coat

Re: lol @ todays "hackers"

Yeah, he should have been behind at least 7 proxies.

Crisp

Unable to report payment arrears properly.

Somehow I don't think that will stop them from applying for Deduction of Earnings Order and taking the arrears anyway.

Crisp

@Tom 38, Re: If its wrong most of the time...

Thanks for the explanation. That makes a lot of sense.

Crisp

Re: Also, does it matter ...

And a litre of water weighs a kilogram. Much easier to convert in your head.

Crisp

Re: Napoleon and his metric system conquered Europe,

There's something wrong with my hand. I can only count up to 31 on it.

Crisp
Pint

Re: metrication has already happened

If your pint has too much head on it, you have the right to have it topped up.

The more you know...

Crisp
Coat

OK. Time to stop this nonsense and use a real unit like the Bloit

The bloit is defined as the distance the king's favorite pet runs in an hour.

Crisp
Pint

Point 57 of a litre please.

It's the same fizzy glass of joy no matter what measuring system you use. Until I can actually buy a litre of beer at a pub, I'm not going to ask for one.

And who buys milk in pints? Down my local shop it's either a 1 litre bottle, or 2 litres or 4.

Crisp
Flame

70 years on

Who exactly is the copyright protecting here?

Warner Bros claims to have a "A Commitment to the Community.", it would be nice to see them practice what they preach.

Crisp

Re: If its wrong most of the time...

I don't understand how they can get it wrong.

They know where you are, they know where the exchange is and they know what the transport medium will be. Shouldn't it just be simple maths?

Crisp
Big Brother

Not providing a fingerprint scan.

That sounds like suspicious subversive behaviour if you ask me!

Looks like you're nicked sonny!

Crisp

Does anyone still have a TV?

I hear that they are like PC's but less functional.

Crisp

Re: Where do I sign up for knobology training?

Better than a Certificate from the University of New Technology then :)

Crisp

Re: As far as "ologies" go I think that I'll pass on this one.

You get an ology, you're a scientist!

Crisp
Paris Hilton

I think I speak for everyone when I say

Where is the sexy footage?

Paris, because... well, no Megan Fox icon yet.

Crisp

Re: What guarantees do we have...

Absolutely none.

As soon as the police process your DNA and fingerprints, it's on their database forever. Regardless of whether you've committed a crime or not.

I can see this technology becoming an essential part of any police officers fishing kit.

Crisp
FAIL

Re: How could the holocaust have happened when King Canute couldn't even hold back the tide?

That's a total non-sequitur. The one has absolutely nothing to do with the other.

Crisp

Re: Line printers

IIRC, aren't those the same programs that used to sometimes either:

a) shake the printer apart.

b) produce enough noise to temporarily stun unfortunate lusers.

Crisp
Unhappy

I can't do anything anymore!

Can't drive a car. Can't drink milk. I can't even decompose without accruing a carbon debt.

Crisp

If we increase taxes for the rich, rich people will just move abroad!

But if we lower taxes for the rich, the rich just move abroad anyway.

Bugger.

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Crisp

Re: Flatland?

That's a bloody good point. Why aren't they growing space potatoes?

I would have thought that having something living in their prototypes would have been a better integrity test.

Crisp
Trollface

Does anyone know where I can download a copy of PriatePay IP adresses?

There's probably a .torrent with them in around somewhere :)

Crisp

Re: DoS?

"That looks like spoofing and sending bogus data, not exactly overspamming DoS."

Sounds like it falls under the 1990 Computer Misuse Act. "Unauthorised acts with intent to impair, or with recklessness as to impairing, operation of computer, etc."

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