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Steve Renouf
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What ads?

I still don't know what are all these ads everyone is talking about? I never see any ads!

Of course I do use Firefox with all the necessary plugins + TrendMicro

Steve Renouf
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Re: And now the news!

And don't forget the children's fried brains! We MUST think of the children!

Steve Renouf
FAIL

Re: Stop criticizing the guy

How is a citizen of a foreign country not paying tax in the US a loophole?

Steve Renouf
FAIL

Really!?!

By the time you've finished farting around with the mouse to navigate through the menus to select the printer, the format etc, to print a document, I'll have printed it using the keyboard and be on my second cup of coffee!

Steve Renouf

3 "R's"

Ah well, there go the three "R's" completely then. Too many kids are coming through the education system unable to spell/form cognitive dialogue and do any type of mental arithmetic as it is.

@Fatsbrannigan

"Re: Missing the point

> HDMI monitor ~£80, Raspberry Pi ~ £25, keyboard and mouse ~ £15, HDMI cable ~ £2, Power Supply and SD card £10

If this setup is intended for a primary school, you'll need to buy a case. Kids can be amazingly creative in destroying stuff"

Quite! Let's find our next generations of IT engineers - not thumb pressers!

Steve Renouf
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Re: What do you call 1000 patent lawyers at the bottom of the Atlantic?

Upvoted for... well, obvious really.

What do you call it when ALL the F$%^$£%G patent lawyers are at the bottom of the Atlantic?

JOB! WELL! DONE!

Steve Renouf
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Re: @marlor

IIRC It's not just about whether it's "4G" or not - it's that it doesn't work on those countries "4G" network regardless of what they're called, because they're on different frquencies!

Steve Renouf
WTF?

Re: How they going to prove it.

Easy! The law will require that they have it tatooed on their foreheads! When will these stupid law makers ever get a clue?!? If they're going to make new laws, PLEASE, PLEASE make them workable in the real world ones!!!

Steve Renouf
Headmaster

Re: you do realize

Depends what language she said it in!

Steve Renouf
Joke

85%

You're forgetting the extra 15% for not being *ppl*! - 100%!!

Steve Renouf
Joke

Re: Maths buffs only please.....

** all

Steve Renouf
Alien

Re: Windows 8 = Downgrade

"Didn't you need the capacity of a DVD disk to hold a complete windows install anyway?"

Don't be silly, you don't get installation discs with a new PC - they all come pre-installed!

Steve Renouf
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Dubble duh

Why use anything other than VLC?!?

Steve Renouf
WTF?

Really??

That's strange because it runs perfectly on my Acer netbook as well as my laptop and desktop, so I don't know what crappy spec machine you must be trying to run it on?!? An Acer netbook is a pretty basic spec...

Posted in Jolly rogered
Steve Renouf
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Re: dick?!

And whatever you do, don't mention Dickie Davies...

Steve Renouf
Headmaster

Transmissible?

...and they also invented a new word - replacing transmittable in the English language perhaps!

Steve Renouf
Facepalm

Upvoted because

quite apart from what you stated, there is also the assumption on their part that you were only ever in 1 location for the whole of that day!?! WTF! Some people make the rounds of visiting neighbours/family etc. on New Years Day FFS!

Steve Renouf
WTF?

Re: Also, you'd have to be 12 years old ...

"Sound to me like these questions have just prevented a kid from ordering stuff from itunes on his parent's credit-card, which is exactly what they were supposed to do in the first place."

You mean they let their kids know their 3D-Secure Code!?!?

Steve Renouf
Pint

Re: ::giggles::

Yes, here too - mine will be sliding down my throat with silky smoothness in about half an hour...

Yum, yum...

Steve Renouf
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Re: Foxconn Rebrander sets fire to tables

Hmmm... I don't think that quite works in this context, as (if you recall) Lenovo was the manufacturer of Thinkpads for IBM and subsequently bought the brand off IBM and now manufactures them for themselves. (Notwithstanding the outsourcing of assembly).

Steve Renouf
Joke

Yeah! specially if they try to hang on to them!

letters

Steve Renouf
Joke

Huh?

Cervices have nipples?!?

Steve Renouf
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Re: rebranding!

You seem to be obfuscating the fact that a number of these companies supply their components to each other/other manufacturers/fabricators. Acer actually started out as a component manufacturer to most of the other brands for example and Samsung actually manufacture a number of the components in the i******s - which are then assebled by foxconn for them... etc., etc.

Steve Renouf
Alien

In the misguided belief

that privatisation would magically make it profitable (and therefore less of a drain on the public purse) - same as everywhere else really...

Steve Renouf
Joke

Lock 'em up and throw away the key!

That's what I say. Robbin' bastards!

"It weren't me guv - it were me alter-ego..."

Steve Renouf
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Re: This is part of the "no child left behind" mindset.

and the rest of the PC mindset that breeds the troublemakers that are the bane of society - through a total lack of any "proper" discipline!

Steve Renouf
WTF?

Good Bacteria, Bad Bacteria

Does no-one watch the Danone adverts? ;-)

Honestly though, all these different bacteria have been battling it out for millenia - why the surprise that the same resistances manifest themselves in bacteria from yonks ago?

Steve Renouf
Black Helicopters

Re: Easy Solution

Hmm... Interesting... But why would you want to do that anyway - unless you actually DO have something to hide?

Steve Renouf
Coffee/keyboard

Re: No Bayformers?

Splorff!!!

"crime against celluloid..."

Love it! But you owe me a new keyboard!

Steve Renouf
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Re: Starship Troopers 2

Agreed!

Another shit movie that spawned an even shitier TV series (just has to be 'merkin, doesn't it).

PS. Where's the VOMIT icon?!?

Steve Renouf
WTF?

Re: @Tom38 Ho hum

Mmmm..... but my BD player can't connect to the net...??

(Not that I ever use it mind you).

Steve Renouf
Black Helicopters

Re: US Courts

Well... They shouldn't worry too much about that. Clearly, they will very soon be able to exert just as much pressure elsewhere as the US courts continue to inexorably take over the jurisdiction of other coutries' judicial systems...

Steve Renouf
Joke

Re: I'll bet we'll find plenty of other species too.

AHA!! Easy answer! Stop the thickos from breeding!

Steve Renouf
WTF?

Re: Wonder about the usefullness..

??You mean you don't use the "Private Browsing" function in FF??

Steve Renouf
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Re: Question from the ignorant?

It depends on whether the webmaster/website coder has made the loading dependent on the cookie being set (which is a pretty naff way of coding IYAM).

Steve Renouf
WTF?

Re: Worse yet

That's a very good point you make there sir! If my details are in your address book, that doesn't give these A**H*** companies the right to slurp MY details from your address book, EVEN IF YOU have given them permission to splurp YOURS!

This raises another interesting question vis-a-vis the DPA - If I have the names & addresses, telephone numbers, emails, birthdays and other information about friends and aquaintances in my address book on my computer, does that also place me under the constraints of the DPA? Thereby making me liable to prosecution if that data leaks from my control (as the data controller of the data on my PC)?

Steve Renouf
Boffin

Ripping???

I think you're missing the point here.

You don't think they're going to actually stick your disc in a player and rip it do you?!?!

They'll be supplying you with the same digital resource that everyone else will be getting (access to the Full HD file on the server) - you just have to prove posession of the physical disc.

Steve Renouf
Joke

Re: As in the old joke

...and when they do, do they end up with an "eggspurt".

Steve Renouf
Alien

Re: Why is incompressible data slower?

Presumably because it can't be compressed into fewer 1s & 0s to write to the disc...

Steve Renouf
IT Angle

Most of the commentators here quite clearly don't have a clear understanding of the facts..

surrounding LVCR.

It was originally introduced EU-wide for goods coming into the EU from ANYWHERE outside the EU - not just the Channel Islands - because the cost of collecting the VAT on goods of low value was greater than the tax collected. That fact won't be changing just by reducing the value to zero - it will still be costing them more to process than they'll be collecting in tax.

The second thing is that they are just using the Channel Islands as easy target scapegoats unless they scrap LVCR across the board - for goods coming in from ANYWHERE (that's actually what the court case is about). Otherwise all that will happen, is that the DVD shippers (as opposed to the legitimate local retailers who are left carrying the can) will move to somewhere else outside the EU - like Switzerland for example.

Steve Renouf
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Re: I want one....

"Sometimes the journey is more important than the destination itself."

Very insightful of you sir! I doff my cap! (Well, I would if I had one).

Steve Renouf
Pint

Media woes!?!

Or they just might supply them on physical media too.

Unless the console has a massive HHD inside, where else are you going to store all those games? Oh, on the cards they were supplied with... Maybe...

Steve Renouf
Boffin

hmmm.....

So, couldn't be anything to do with the mystery Orange network outage then? Just saying...

Steve Renouf
FAIL

Re: To be fair

Well it's pretty crap for Jersey - I'd estimate that about 75% of the roads are missing!

Steve Renouf
Headmaster

hmmm...

Another contributor needs English lessons!

http://www.verbix.com/webverbix/English/plead.html

Steve Renouf
Boffin

Re: I'm reminded of an earlier Ford.

Ermmm..... Most of them!?! Unless you're in the USofA maybe

Steve Renouf
FAIL

Re: Dubious Demonstration

Darn it! You beat me to it. I suspect the kids will have loads of fun with this while mum's trying to get the shopping into the boot too!

Steve Renouf
Alert

WHAT!?!

But, but.. what will Simon do then!?!

Steve Renouf
Headmaster

or even...

take a cue...

Steve Renouf
Devil

Reciprocal arrangements - remember that bit?

Perhaps the other players have reduced their payments, say, from 2.25% to 0.25% by virtue of having reciprocal licensing to the tune of 2% in their favour. And maybe Apple hasn't got anything to offer by the way of reciprocation but doesn't think they should pay the full whack!?!

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