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atomic jam

Pleasure bots in around 30 years ...

I want one now!

atomic jam
Happy

They travel 100's of lightyears

... just to play Etch A Sketch

atomic jam
Pint

"plus-or-minus 20 billion tons"

It' a pity my bank couldn't make a similar mistake.

Beer, it's that day of the week, roll on the night!

atomic jam
Go

...and a period of just over 28 days.

so that means I'm 391 years old, cool, and people say I don't look a day under 30.

atomic jam

Eyes too close

The eyes are to close together, maybe thats why its extinct, no depth perception.

We need a "I wanna go back to bed" icon

atomic jam
Pint

New Battery Charger

It's a great way to recharge the batteries without needing a wall socket, and it would help the environment too. The government should hand these out for free.

Beer cause it's Friday!

atomic jam
Go

Is that the new...

...hands free adapter.

atomic jam
Thumb Up

They could go hands free with...

...one of these http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/01/26/ipad_fleshlight_design

atomic jam
Paris Hilton

That is so cool!

Made my day!

Paris Hilton, now everyone can enjoy her company.

atomic jam
Pint

No Relation

No I'm no relation to Goat Jam, I took my name from my love of all things Atomic and Jam!

And remember everyone, "Don't be bad be good and if you can't be good be lucky"

(That quote was sitting in my head all day, can't remember who said it though.)

Beer, cause I'm having one now.

atomic jam
Pint

@Von Krakenfart

I know I'm not truly free of them, and I know that I can reactivate my account at anytime.

But deactivating my account was a step in the right direction to claim my Internet independence.

I am no longer their product. (I hope)

And I'll have a drink to that!

atomic jam
Happy

I'm free!!!!

I left Facebook last week, and I feel great!

Albeit I am spending a lot of my time here now.

atomic jam
Pirate

And I'm in the ...

... clear.

atomic jam
Gimp

@May I be the first..

Yes!

Now to slip into something a little more comfortable.

atomic jam
Pint

Barry, are you...

...related to Loverock Davidson.

It's Wednesday. I wish it were Friday, although that would make tomorrow yesterday.

atomic jam

Wasn't it originaly called

the "God damned Particle".

atomic jam
Paris Hilton

@"it would only take around 5100000 earth years..."

So... take a packed lunch, flask and a change of underwear.

Paris cause it's bound to get lonely on the way there.

atomic jam

It looks cool

but is it machine washable at 40 degrees?

atomic jam
Thumb Up

Could be worse, she could be from Muff. (its a real place, Donegal)

Read Title.

atomic jam
Go

Worms... in spaaaaaace!!!

They could be trained to repair satelites, or a certain Mars probe (Grunt).

They could also help to clear away the amount of junk thats floating around upthere.

No one has mentioned this so: May I be the first to welcome our new space fairing wriggling overlords.

atomic jam
Flame

Title "Optional"

Again, interesting, use it along side other search engines, and who knows, albeit, my Internet connection is slow as fuck, so to quote B.A from the A Team "I pity the fool who depends on my connection"

Need to get back to work and do whatever it is that I do.

Icon. because its cold in here.

atomic jam
Paris Hilton

Silicon!

See above

atomic jam
Joke

Re: Around 10 years ago...

A friend of mine is doing something similar using the Xbox Kinect( I think its called kinect, its the one with two cameras in it) for his Uni project. He is using matlab too.

Icon: A blonde walks into a bar, you'd think she'd had seen it </terribleJoke>

atomic jam

Served him right.

He started swearing at officers when they searched him, what did he think would happen, he could have complied with the officers, who found nothing anyway. Don't get me wrong, I like swearing, but all in moderation, and not at people who are going arrest you.

atomic jam
Coffee/keyboard

including teachertitties.com

teachertitties.com, made my day.

atomic jam
Black Helicopters

It's a conspiracy!!

What we are actually observing is the migration of Moonshrimp!

atomic jam
Mushroom

Ditto

I too, loved the old Xbox game, I have it lying around somewhere, its not in good condition, but that doesn't matter as both my old Xbox consoles have died. I'll probably buy this sometime anyway just to take me back. I hope the old gfx support wide screen.

Argh, I'll have to play it now on the 360 (its backwards compatible with some games).

P.S. The scoped handgun was was my favorite weapon.

The icon is for the Covenant.

atomic jam
Black Helicopters

I hear a distent thunder

I see them coming over the horizon!

Why did I say I was 6ft tall and lived in a gold zeppelin mansion.

And why did I not post anonymously.

atomic jam
Pint

X-Factor

Q: What's that?

A: I think its on when your out having a beer, or watching QI.

atomic jam
Happy

<happy type="very"> Speechless </happy>

See above

atomic jam
Stop

More toys, more things to break down

More information for the driver! The only information a driver should be concerned with is what is in front of him/her, I've got two brothers who spend most of their driving time looking at the MPG read out than the fucking road, and I know of others who do the same, I don't have a fancy car with fancy displays, the ones I do use would be Speedometer and the red petrol light that grabs my attention once a week, the rest of my info comes from the road.

atomic jam
Pint

Beer ads

I've got one ad that comes up about Smithwicks, It just reminds to stock the fridge because I like Smickwicks, I don't click on the ad in case it goes away. I once was leaving a message for someone that had the word "old" in it, and I then seen ads for stair lifts and those granny buggies (Which are cool) being advertiesed. for ads I don't want I remove them choosing the "sexually explicit" option. <unrelated> I need to update my hosts file too </unrelated>

Beer because that's what I like

atomic jam

Re: Consider the difficulties inherent in Roman numerals

Vee, aye vee, aye aye aye, aye aye, aye......Blastoff!

atomic jam
Paris Hilton

And I immediatly hit the like button!

Oh, a friend request from Paris Hilton, this has to be real!

atomic jam

Re: Re: Canadian Beaver

Yes!

atomic jam
Pint

I've been playing games since the atari 2600 (i think), I even made games for the amstrad cpc464 with colour screen(green, It's a colour). Now i write monthly newsletters as well as look after various machines, I also write a monthly parody of my local newsletters, although I would get fired if my various boss type people knew what I was doing, luckily I know how to cover my tracks.

Raise a glass of the frothy stuff for games!

atomic jam
Coffee/keyboard

Canadian Beaver

I went on the same search ten years ago.

How time flies.

Americanised keyboards, the ", sorry, @ is in the wrong place!

atomic jam
Pint

What we're all forgetting is

what would you do if you had 12 minutes with a US government satellite?

The beer icon, because tonight, the hottest topic in the bar will be

"What would you do if you had 12 minutes with a US government satellite"

atomic jam
Coffee/keyboard

Thanks for that.

Now for another +coffee to replace the one I spilled.

atomic jam
Alien

Choice

I think what people here are forgetting is that consumers like ourselves now have more products to chose from, and I like choice. What I've also seen here is that there are people slaggin off windows phone because it has a low market share, I use an operating system thats got a very low market share, as well as one thats got a very high market share, and I use the one with the low market share 90% of the time, because I choose to, because I like to. Windows phone will have people buy and use them because they enjoy to, and if they don't they could always try something else.

The alien icon, because I'm on my second run through of Dead Space 2!

atomic jam

Title

I'm not a smart phone user, but I'll watch this to see how it pans out for all OS's involved.

Argh...I've got work to do.

atomic jam
FAIL

I scored 4

On opera 11.5 on opensuse 12.1.

So the site doesn't do any security checks at all.

I think I'll email them to find out why they are leading people

into a sense of false security.

Back to www.grc.com. They do some tests that come in handy.

atomic jam
Thumb Up

Bamboo!!

It's a bike, made from bamboo, brilliant!

Maybe I should make my car out of bamboo, less co2 emissions, and it could withstand these Donegal roads(if you could call them that).

atomic jam
Pint

Neither I'm I

Albeit, I am from the Republic of Euroland I mean Ireland, I am though paying RTE for some reason, I don't even watch any of their channels!

Beer, cause it's nearly the weekend!

atomic jam
Coffee/keyboard

No, it could'nt be

@tony. Tom Bishop I presume! I'll visit that fantastic web site of yours before bed time again, cause' I enjoy a good giggle before I go to sleep! ....Bendy Light, Brilliant!!

atomic jam
Stop

Beer Goggles

You've hit utopia because you failed to see the stop sign :P

atomic jam
Mushroom

Lotto or Satellite

People get hit by satellites all the time, it's just that it's so comman, it's no longer ne......................!!

atomic jam
Mushroom

Tag This!

<sarcasm>

Thank you Facebook for making these wonderful changes, my life has just got a whole bunch better :)

</sarcasm>

atomic jam
Stop

Next up

they'll be coming over here, taking our jobs and marrying or women!

atomic jam
Pirate

Just signed up

Oh, its got sudoku! All right back on topic, Google'n my name now...theres quite a few...apparently, a few hundred years ago I had a disliking to the native Americans! Oh dear!

Skull and Swords, Because Monday was "International Talk Like a Pirate Day"!

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