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* Posts by Badwolf

50 posts • joined Tuesday 18th May 2010 20:52 GMT

Badwolf

Abort / Retry / Fall about laughing

Is this the tablet that needs a BlackBerry Handset to do email?????

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Optional

Very cunning Samsung

They can't sell the things on the basis of price / spec etc - they go for the sympathy vote

Ha Ha Ha

Badwolf

Abort / Retry / Fall about laughing

Thank god for Microsoft - they never fail to make me laugh

Badwolf

Abort / Retry / Fail

Nice to see the Wintards out in such numbers today - Yawn

Badwolf

Cheap as chips

Android is Cheap?

Crappy handsets are cheap, stuff comparable with the Apple build quality are not cheap

Badwolf

Abort / Retry / Fail

"Sorry I didn't call you darling, my phone is riddled with viruses..........."

Damn, I DO love my iPhone

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Yes Please

If it works, Put me down for a dozen

Badwolf

Woof Woof

Love the iPhone, have owned 3 of them for Dev purposes

A smaller form factor would win out with those of us with smaller hands - ie: a lot of the female of the species.

C'mon Apple, roll the puppy out

Badwolf

Abort / Retry / Fail

http://www.b3ta.com/links/Stewart_Lee_on_Top_Gear

far funnier than Clarkson and his cronies

Badwolf

Dates

Apple started making pooters in 1977, Long before Lotus 123

Badwolf

Easy

Simples

Let Apple use the App Store and Microsoft can use "Crap Store"

Badwolf

Happy Days Pt 2

Lovely machine - I had the DV version and was very happy to have a machine that just worked

Kept my microsoft mouse to run with it though :)

Badwolf

The Daily Star

Data snoop stalks coffee shop user with cock out - lolz - Great headline

Badwolf

Abort / Retry / Fail

"There's nothing that the iPod does that I say, 'Oh, wow, I don't think we can do that.'"

Apart from being a massive success of course

Badwolf

It could be worse

Ballmer as Secretary of State for Defense......

Badwolf

apathy rules

Does anyone really care what Microsoft do anymore?

Badwolf

Simples

Wishful thinking but OSX Meerkat would make me smile

Oh - and to the Mac haters, I'm told Dixons has a sale on, so toddle off nicely please

Badwolf

ever decreasing circles

"Introducing the Manchester event, Andy Wigley, from Microsoft mobile specialists APPA Mundi, explained that Windows Mobile 6.5 remains Microsoft's business smartphone platform. Windows Phone 7 is aimed at consumers"

A platform with a minuscule chunk of the market and they sub-divide it even further?

Sheesh

Badwolf

Abort / Retry / Fail

Thanks El Reg for making my day

Sent from my Non Ironic iPhone

Badwolf

comic effect

Playbook.... lol - say it again for effect... Playbook

yup - its real - Playbook......

Badwolf

Abort / Retry / Go to PC World

Chlamydia ?

Badwolf

Parp Parp

But what links the handsets? - G Strings?

Badwolf

WTF

Sounds great - All I want is a bloody phone that works and I end up in the middle of a legal gangbang

Sent from my IPhone

Badwolf

Abort / Retry / Go to PC World

Apart from its appallingly slow startup time - which is something I've noticed afflicts a lot of Microsoft Applications on the Mac - Word is actually rather neat and usable.

Excel on the Mac - also very neat - Shockingly UnMicrosoft in fact

Badwolf

Translation

Ovi is Finnish for Fart

Badwolf

Remember me on this computer?

Does anyone really care??

Badwolf

More choices

My Iphone uses an OS, my HTC uses an OS and seeing as these are effectively hand held computers, I think they are worthy of inclusion into any "Market Share" debate.

As to the Windoze thing - it always reminds me of the old saying "Eat dung, 20 trillion flies can't be wrong"

Badwolf

Toilet Humour

I want a Black RIM Pad!!!

Badwolf
Gates Halo

Duh

That it - I'm selling my iPhone and gonna get myself a Windows Mobile

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Happy

Domestic Fun

If i really like my portable device, can I call it a Brillo-Pad?

Badwolf
Flame

another Little Bird

My little bird told me that Apple were considering making a play for Nokia next year

So many little birdies flying around these days!

Badwolf

Abort / Retry / Fail

Ballmer stressed the new responsibilities incumbent on partners getting into cloud - reliably, security, privacy and operational excellence.......

Badwolf
Jobs Halo

My Phones faster than yours?????

As if the average punter gives a damn about browser speeds

What they want is a nice bit of kit in their pockets, something thats easy to use and update, maybe even something that has a bit of resale value when they decide to upgrade.

I love the idea of Android but its got a long, long way to go to get close to the Apple offering.

Badwolf

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Bing, Zune, Kin, Vista, Mobile - all total rubbish and don't get me started on the office suite or their abysmal advertising campaigns.

Add the very visible and very very hateable CEO

Yup - lots to Loath / Laugh at (Delete where applicable)

Badwolf

So whats new

An ordinary day at Dixons?

Badwolf
Happy

Ho Ho Ho

I can't believe it. Me and my wife were sitting watching TV when the founder of Apple just walked into the house and took all our Mr Sheen!

Typical, Jobs, coming over here and stealing our polish.

Badwolf

Funny

I'm still laughing at Microsoft embedded Handheld - Genius!!!

Register that domain name now!

this forum needs a monkey boy icon

Badwolf

Do ya think I'm sexy?

Props and second Sam Fox

Badwolf

Woof Woof

Whats the news? Safari has always been slow compared to Firefox and now Chrome.

That said, I'd still rather use it over the dogs dinner known as IE

Badwolf
Thumb Up

Brilliant

I was gonna turn my old classic into a fish tank but this is brilliant

Badwolf

Who Cares about MS anyway?

Oh No the sky is falling - I can't run MS Cak on my Mac at full speed - lol - what a laugh

Badwolf
FAIL

Flashturbation

Sorry, is this the same POS that I'm told is essential to my iPhone?

Badwolf
Paris Hilton

Iphone what?

iPhone Killer - lol

Paris, cos they are both a bit tragic

Badwolf
Pint

Meh

Does that mean I need to downgrade to Windoze to be safe now?

Badwolf
Thumb Up

Good and balanced article - thanks

As a confirmed Fanboi, it looks great and I was sorely tempted to splash out on one yesterday but I have 2 desktops macs, a macbook, an Iphone and multiple pods I thought.. Nice but I have no need for it.

That said, I do love the pad as it winds up the Wintards a treat and thats always good for a laugh.

Badwolf
FAIL

Ballmers Balls

Looking forward to the super duper iPad clone from HP / DELL running windows cos I know how brilliant it will be......

Badwolf
Paris Hilton

Tough job

I'd rather attempt to plug the oil spill in the gulf with a lump of Blutack than try to make Microsoft look 'cool'

Badwolf
Troll

Written on a Mac

Perhaps its not funny to the High Tech janitors amongst us....

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Jobs Halo

Funny

Flashturbation causes dead battery shock

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PC World

I hear Dell has a sale.....

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