What were the Governments words

We won't abuse these laws, as only bad governemt would do so. We will only use them in the hunt for terrorists Aherm Boll*cks

Why didn't he just have an accident

Little donkey, little donkey

On a dusty road

i'll keep on plunging onwards

With my precious load.

Missing a trick here

What does elephant burger taste like. Sell it to the rest of the world and with the money they make they can afford more food/tools etc etc etc

Alligator Tick

Kangaroo Tick

Buffalo Tick

Bison Tick

Cow Tick

Horse Tick

Elephant ............... waiting

Yeah Right

"The most impressive aspect was the number of motorists who supported the campaign by stopping and thanking those taking part in the initiative."

I am on a busy journey, some guy is pointing a device at me. I am going to pull over in a busy road, inerput my journey to shake the guys hand

Which bit of PR bullshit is this. Did the guys organise to have his granny drive by and pull over to thank him

Look Closer

Its actually a close up of a lattace for the top of my apple pie

Great will get a refund for my ps3 then, recession busting

Firstly Primary legislation out weighs any terms and conditions presented to anyone.

Sale of goods act is quiet clear if you buy it for a purpose and it does not do that purpose it is not Fit for Purpose. That purpose is integral to your contract with the seller.

Any lawyers out there got some form letters for us