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Robert Ramsay
Coat

Once upon a time...

"You swapped the cow for a handful of WHAT?"

Robert Ramsay

Is anyone else...

...thinking of The Truman Show?

Robert Ramsay
Happy

I would like to donate my haircut coupons to Boris Johnson.

Robert Ramsay
Happy

Or as Ted Heath put it...

Interviewer: "Is it true you said 'Rejoice, rejoice' when you heard she had resigned?"

Ted Heath: "Actually, I think I said it three times"

Robert Ramsay
Joke

Re: Latex...

Are you Randall Munroe in disguise?

Robert Ramsay
FAIL

Has no one noticed...?

In the first picture, the TV is coming out of the *head* of the bed...

Robert Ramsay

Re: A few things on this

That's very odd. I have my own Smoothwall router attached to the modem without problems. I don't have any Macs, but the Smoothwall is ofc a kind of Linux and I have other Linux boxes attached. Besides, if it blocked non-Windows users, surely the PS3 wouldn't work either?

Robert Ramsay
Headmaster

Re: @Adze Where Did He Go?

I thought Onan's sin was *refusing* to sleep with his (dead) brother's wife - which is why he spilled his seed as a "dirty protest"...

Robert Ramsay
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Who will play Ballmer?

John Goodman, of course.

Robert Ramsay
Headmaster

Heh

Like the random Godley and Creme reference, although of course that was New York and not Australia...

Robert Ramsay

Space:1999 had it also...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyager_One_(Space:_1999)

Robert Ramsay

One question

....Does Pure Music pay artists more than Spotify's 0.000000001p per play?*

*there may be too many noughts here

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And in other Gartner news...

hundreds of thousands of dollars are made by "analysts" who never get called on their "predictions".

Robert Ramsay
Happy

Question:

What's the first thing you do if you start to lose your balance? Answer: wave your arms around to try to steady yourself...
Robert Ramsay

Are you Doctor Who?

The company was only founded in 2002 and wasn't launched until 2003...

Robert Ramsay
Terminator

7% of Murdoch, eh?

why didn't he just buy the rest and close it down?

Robert Ramsay
Alert

Arrrgh

CIVILISATION IS OFFICIALLY OVER

Robert Ramsay
Facepalm

What the fuck is he wearing?

That is all. Thank you.

Robert Ramsay
Unhappy

In that case...

You'll not want to find out what happened to most of "Not Only But Also"...

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That subhead is absolutely brilliant.

I rank that one up with "Intel and AMD piss on each other's chips" "Wife auction goes titsup" and the one about Alcatel laying off loads of people: "Sack Ray Blur"

Robert Ramsay
Pint

TBH...

The cosmos could do with a bit of a regeneration.

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I love the phrase...

"improved the system too much"

Robert Ramsay
Joke

Heh

"The bomb is being decommissioned in a National Nuclear Security Administration (NNSA) facility in Amarillo, Texas – but very, very carefully, because most of the original designers are dead and plans for the device could be incomplete."

Sounds like most people will be singing "Is the way OUT of Amarillo?"

Robert Ramsay
Boffin

This is my thought also.

In string theory, gravity is not confined to a single universe but is allowed to range through the 'bulk' between universes. The past and the future are special cases of multiple universes, and there is a range of universes encompassing every possibility that has come out of quantum results in the past. As time goes on, you would expect the gravitational effect of 'dark matter' (gravity from other universes) to increase as the number of resulting universes increases. This should be falsifiable.

Robert Ramsay

Was Kelvin Mackenzie behind this?

Robert Ramsay
Unhappy

I'm guessing that if you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Robert Ramsay
Boffin

Dark Matter

Dark Matter always seemed like a modern phlogiston to me. There's no denying that the effect is real, but whether the interpretation of the cause is correct...

It struck me whilst reading about M-theory that whilst most strings that form elementary particles are stuck to their "home brane" (think 'Flatland'), gravity is free to wander between branes. What we refer to as dark matter might be the interference effects of gravity caused by the masses on parallel branes. So a new quantum theory of gravity (which we don't have yet anyway) instead of exotic new "stuff"...

Robert Ramsay
Trollface

Wi-fi? Pah! Ethernet!

This is why using wireless at home is the invention of the devil.

Robert Ramsay

I believe it was Quentin Crisp whilst being gay-bashed: "Why don't you fuck off back home before they find out you're queer?"

Robert Ramsay
Joke

She'll get so enormous...

...She'll be known as "Beyonce Castle"...

Robert Ramsay
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£15...

...is cheaper than Apple's non eco-charger at £27.

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Or the old favourite:

EXCEEDED TTL

Robert Ramsay
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Heineken?

I'm still not drinking their beer.

Robert Ramsay
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Anyone who uses this...

...deserves all they get...

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Doesn't seem that far off to me...

Didn't know Peaches was a Freemason though :-)

Robert Ramsay
Holmes

First *and* largest?

Well, quite.

Robert Ramsay
Joke

Run for your lives!

It's Kevin Warwick!

Robert Ramsay
Joke

I thought...

...it was Steve Jobs' Dad.

Robert Ramsay
Joke

John Lithgow

"Laugh while you can, monkey boy!"

Robert Ramsay
Pint

I thought...

that they put emetics into these things precisely for this reason?

Robert Ramsay

Hands off that hamster!!!!!

"Bernard, float over here so I can punch yew"

Robert Ramsay

I think he meant "lucky" instead of "shocking"

as a policeman, I mean.

Robert Ramsay
Joke

I predict...

...that these predictions will be exactly as accurate as all other predictions about the future that these companies make.

Robert Ramsay

Indeed...

"As the court heard during the last two weeks, LimeWire wreaked enormous damage on the music community, helping contribute to thousands of lost jobs and fewer opportunities for aspiring artists."

Almost as much as the record companies... http://www.jagshouse.com/music/billnelson.html

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Mine are all obscure books...

"The Wall of Years" by Andrew Stephenson

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Years-Orbit-Books-Andrew-Stephenson/dp/0708880436/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1302874155&sr=1-2

Robert Ramsay
Headmaster

"sunsetting" is not a real word.

That is all, thank you.

Robert Ramsay
Joke

This plugin...

if someone was installing it every four seconds, surely there's something wrong with it?

Robert Ramsay
Unhappy

In other news...

...humans proved to be as stupid as sheep...

Robert Ramsay
Pint

And I thought...

http://www.wowhead.com/item=4384/explosive-sheep

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