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* Posts by Fr. Ted Crilly

49 posts • joined Monday 18th January 2010 23:20 GMT

Fr. Ted Crilly

Re: I'm impressed

ist gen Sandisk Sansa case back too. 2005/6 ish

Fr. Ted Crilly

Re: Opens desk draw

Psst 'ere mate.... ( pvt walker spiv voice) you wanna buy one?

Fr. Ted Crilly
Happy

Titter

'chuckle' creative... snort! menu structure, gurn gurn $100 million Lulz

Fr. Ted Crilly

oh yeah :-D

My personal fave is the $100 million and a free license for the I device program that went to Creative Labs over the menu system in ahem, hand held music players etc.

Fr. Ted Crilly
Happy

come come now, thats a bit .dia

Fr. Ted Crilly
IT Angle

eh eh

careful how you go with the overc(l)ocking...

Fr. Ted Crilly
Alert

soo, lets get this right

When the AC gives in and the i-intelligent building makes with the doors to manual etc.

will there be a RROD?

Fr. Ted Crilly
Alien

now this sound like fun

right then, bring on the 8000 cubic miles of Krell machinery

Fr. Ted Crilly

er no..

I think you mean the crappy Fairey Fulmar, and the crappier still Blackburn Skua.

Barracuda oth did sterling work (with RR Griffon especially so) with torps & rockets/bombs, Seafires filling the fighter gap until the the Sea Furies pop up at the end of the war.

Fr. Ted Crilly

erm who's lifted my disaster area deathship

Beeblebrox!!

Fr. Ted Crilly
Coat

well it aint gonna make me..

dump 'green onions' off my N95 just yet. keerist what are they thinking...

mine's the one sounding like Booker T

Fr. Ted Crilly
Angel

Pah thermoptics

Been done years ago, Just ask Major Kusenagi, had her napper torn off by a cloaked spider tank.

Sadly the cavalry arrived just to late with the standard issue big gun.

halo 'cos Well she is erm, a nice bit of anime.....

Fr. Ted Crilly
Mushroom

lawks a lor!!

Negligent discharge anyone?

Fr. Ted Crilly
Happy

Larry Niven's already been there

Integral Tree anyone

Fr. Ted Crilly
Coat

You couldn't make this up...

Somehow I think Father Fioraso needs a 'Kick up da arse' Brennan stylee. Come to think of it, Len may well have a suite there.

Ah, my coat with 'that' tape in the pocket.

Fr. Ted Crilly

Indeed

Could see Gil the Arm as a series too.

Hmm Cubes & Owen stuff Gil back in the '3' after the 'incident'

Fr. Ted Crilly

Niven/pournelle getting lots of attention.

Guys, what with the resurgent interest in blade runner, incidentaly the KW Jetter sequels work rather well with the film. Im thumbs up for the Gil The Arm series, Population pressure, birth control lottery, mother hunts. New crimes, organ legging, Corpsicle murder, Gil's own wild talent.

The fight with Anubis could be interesting as could Ray Sinclairs timestop machine.

Would Hollywood have the nuts to really do the Social world Gil works in though what with the organ banks getting empty again...

Fr. Ted Crilly

Hey! you been raiding my book shelves?

Varleys Titan set, I can Just see Titanides V Zombies and a 50 ft Marilyn Monroe-alike surrounded by ASSociate producers LOL.

Ice rigger hmm lemme see cross species pervy sex possibilities likewise Ring world set too Rishtartha anyone? mind you A puppeteer taking with Kathleen turners voice..... well thats how I imagine them.

Godwhale err 4 toe nebbish bowshooting feral humans out in the fields around the coweye sump erm nahh cant see Hollywood 'avin that. But I was impressed with the Class 50 spear tho.

About plus 20 billion for the SS Rats

Mote(s)oh yes...

Fred Pohl Gateway has plenty of potential I think,

Fr. Ted Crilly
Headmaster

ah...

erm thats Ordnance as in things miltary (mapping) etc.

Not Ordinance as in local authority bye-laws.

Grammer Nazi 'cos sometime you just have too

Fr. Ted Crilly

as i was saying

Fyunch !

Fr. Ted Crilly
Heart

ah yes that right..

So why then did apple cave in and PAY $100 million to Creative to settle a patent action with regard to menu structure etc.

Fr. Ted Crilly
Paris Hilton

well then lads...

Who's for the B-Ark then.

Paris, do I need to spell it out?

Fr. Ted Crilly
Coat

well yes but

You're thinking of the common or garden variety, engineering feelers generally have a screw so you can take them apart. Handy at times when you dont want the whole set hanging on the indvidual 'finger'

Mines the greasy shop coat with the old holborn tin in one pocket and the other half full of blue hot steel milling chips owwwwww.

Fr. Ted Crilly
Alert

Well

Perhaps they could get Sculley back for a go at then helm...

Fr. Ted Crilly

Ah!

Bagsey Ed White's glove.

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oh right...

Angry birds, big stylee

Fr. Ted Crilly

as ever jobs = arrogant tosser

My work shoes are 'POD' branded and very comfy too.

Fr. Ted Crilly
Alert

ahh

Triffid anyone?

Fr. Ted Crilly
Black Helicopters

B.J Blaskowitz needed

Is it me or, is it the model for 'underground bunkers' in return to castle wolfenstein.

Fr. Ted Crilly

ummm

why not buy one of those stick things, my dad has an htc desire cant make it work with his fingers after much digging about he found a wand that appears to have what looks like anti static foam tip works a treat.

dunno if this is the one but, http://www.handtec.co.uk/product.php?xProd=2628 or generic from ebay perhaps?

Fr. Ted Crilly
Paris Hilton

better mousetrap

course makers of battery powered things could just restrict themselves to springs = - tits/studs = +

for one the designer of eveready 2 AA battery phone chargers (grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)could do with an ergonomics 101 swift kick in the pants.

paris cos she knows what her tits are for.

Fr. Ted Crilly
FAIL

havent we seen this before

Stap me!! amstrad emailer thing+

Fr. Ted Crilly

wokka wokka wokka

Yep, with ooh 50+ years of development where would they be now

Fr. Ted Crilly

nothing new really

Heave compensation is as old as, oil Industry has been heave compensating drilling ships since way back when.

Also used on diving support vessels to 'hold' saturation chambers steady.

Fr. Ted Crilly
Welcome

ah ha! trackpoints

thats where me stink nips have got too.

Mine are the red ones..

Fr. Ted Crilly

oh and another thing

ahem......

nipples like_ " Scammell wheel nuts"

Fr. Ted Crilly
Coat

Rotordyne

Whos been looking at Whackypaedia then eh.

all true but with hindsight of 50+ years of development time would we ( collectively) still be sodding about tilt rotoring and pushering around etc. and if i remember rightly the AH 56 had shall i say challenging aero troubles with something called 'p-hop' stability with the rotor dynamic stabilisation hardware. cancelled due to crappy 'tow' missiles failing at a shoot off with the prototype HU1 'cobra' . the Lockheed effort was 1/ too costly 2/ the army wanted loads of cobras (with the comonality of engine transmission with UH1) 3/ as i recall reading somewhere the airforce decided that it was too fast and too long ranged for the army, thus creeping onto airforce turf etc. Thus abiding the 'deal' made in the mid 60's the army losing fixed wing battlefield recon with OV10 bronco & OV ?? mohawk and the Dh Canada Buffalo transports.

And the army has a virtual monopoly of combat rotory wing flying in the US (air sea rescue aside and the Marines efforts)

Who put a TSR 2 in my pocket.......

Fr. Ted Crilly
Coat

hummmm

Fairey Rotodyne anyone?

Fr. Ted Crilly
Grenade

Nah...

naah, need a red factionesq W.A.S.P + one of them handy anti personel frag grenade guns, with the selectable bounce round corners/hit & stick on goodness, mucho fun they are.

Fr. Ted Crilly

Home on the range

At last somewhere i can finally remove my tinfoil hat and send a gmail.

Fr. Ted Crilly
Megaphone

Smug +1

Tom-Tom, they already have a slice of that smugnav.

How about another stab a camera, that should blow a decent slice, or buy Canon for smug +2

Paris cos she knows how to spend spend spend.

Fr. Ted Crilly

Which way up am i?

cant help feeling given the tenor of the ahem, questionnaire that Inspector Knacker is still nowhere closer getting an 'in' on the case than months ago.

paris.... cos she'd look natty with a British police hat on

Fr. Ted Crilly
Alien

As pointed out the other day..

He does have 'Laughing Man' powers.

Fr. Ted Crilly

7 + Battery..

As my 'Big Netty' 12" Packard Bell ( dual core 1.8ghz) was 1hr 45 min ish on XP, now 1hr 30min or so under 7 Ultimate (64 bit) no big hit particulary, havent tried turning of the Aero twiddliness yet tho.

Bluetooth stack needs fettling up though.....

Fr. Ted Crilly
Paris Hilton

Oh dear....

I seem to remember a Mythbusters segment where the boys suprised themeslves how sucessful they were in spoofing a highest end door finger print lock.

Paris? well we are talking fingers here aint we....

Fr. Ted Crilly
Heart

Try this...

I say xyz old boy i have found this natty .mp3 ditty on the jolly old interweb, just the ticket for an humourous ring tone on the old eyepone eh.

Here, have it by bluetooth... you cant? for why old boy... Steve says you cant have it because its not via eyetunes. Well its your 'choice' old bean.

Fr. Ted Crilly
Alien

Some say, Sting wears his wifes knickers.............

AC Are you suggesting Stig also has 'laughing Man' powers

Fr. Ted Crilly
Thumb Up

Hoop-la

About bloody time too

Fr. Ted Crilly
Big Brother

na, ya's need glazzies there Alan E,

It going to be an i-Shyte this time around......

bb cos Stevo really wants you to need one, a good shyte that is.

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