The Register

Reg Hardware

* Posts by Lars

607 posts • joined Monday 21st May 2007 01:03 GMT

Page:

Lars
Joke

'Hall of Fame' REVEALED

To day there was this article about "'Hall of Fame' REVEALED".

I would like to have the person who invented the word "Computer Virus" added to that list.

I am not sure if it would add Bill Gates or not.

I know people who still think a virus, is something like smallpox or mad cow disease made in heaven bye bad persons or as an act of god.

They do not understand that the house they bought has doors without doors, open windows and keys left in the locks.

Why not instead report about programming errors in such and such programs exploitable bye such and such programs (freely available on the internet).

Lars
Happy

Too bad

I did not save any of those early computers like Apple II, Pet, ABC 80 and the Sinclair’s Z88.

The ABC should have been mentioned, perhaps.

Seeing the Sinclair’s Z88 I wanted one right away, but then I think it was the most annoying "computer" I have ever used, terrible quit frankly, even if I liked the rubber keys.

I still think that Visicalc the first spread sheet program ever, and originally made for the Apple II+,

was the first and only software that has really surprised me. That was something really new and surprising. As far as I remember Visicalc tried to patent it but their lawyer told them not to.

In those days patenting things was not as easy as to day. What a disgusting mess it has become since then.

Lars
Linux

Re: Because he isn't...

"the right project to share at the right time and place"

Well, that applies to every one who makes it really, like Gates, Jobs and so forth.

Apart from that something else is needed and Linus has had that too.

Lars
Linux

I suppose

they are all running linux.

Lars
Happy

This little bit of snark?

"Snark" is required in TheReg headers, better that way.

Lars

Re: Is it 'cos I is Finnish?

"wouldn't we all be doing very much the same things using BSD or some other *nix flavour?".

Most likely, but that did not happen.

Lars

@Lockwood

They will share the award and the money, in case you have not understood that.

Lars
Linux

Re: Is it 'cos I is Finnish?

I am happy he got this award from Finland, although the persons behind the selection are very international, because Finland (official) was very very slow in understanding the value of Linux.

And as a person Linus is not the guy who would boost about being the greatest innovator in the world and similar stuff.

Lars

@Len Goddard

Not sure about that, I have a feeling there was something about using several fingers.

Granting patents for "what so ever" remind me of indulgences granted by the Catholic Church some time ago.

Lars

Re: Time to short Cray

Looking at his background I feel the header was unfair.

Lars
Coat

Nice point

"to blackmail people in the government or people in the military"

Now rewrite the proposal so that that is impossible.

As far as I know the "party" in the USSR used to have some exclusive lanes on the roads in the "good old days".

Perhaps the government thinks It has something similar on the internet, to day.

Lars
Headmaster

"commercially made spacecraft"

In the USA, but I do believe the Russians have been "awfully" commercial for some time.

This post has been deleted by its author

This post has been deleted by its author

Lars
Joke

The electrical wind car

We need electrical wind cars that are charged only when there is an excess of wind power.

The car you lend to your kids, you know.

Lars
Linux

Re: There's a comment you'll not often see around here...

It probably runs embedded linux.

Lars
Pint

So

If you plan to shoot the Prime Minister then it's only about an intellectual challenge till you pull the trigger.

Lars

A hell of a spammer

A hell of a spammer in my mail box, but I have used it a few times.

Lars

Re: OS

I believe using "dumb terminals" would increase security in any organisation. Most of the staff would do well with a restricted number of programs to run, not needing a Windows PC at all.

But I suppose it would not make me popular if I took out the Windows machines at any office.

Adding some card games might help though. Keeping the software up to date would be easier too.

Lars
Linux

Re: Surprised

As far as I remember Wyse terminals run linux, however, searching for linux on their web site gives no hint.

Lars
Pint

Re: Thanks again

You have a point there but I am so screwed up bye having to screw down all the time.

Lars
Thumb Up

Thanks again

Thanks again Neelie Kroes. Now if we could find somebody to get rid of the increased volume for commercials on the TV.

Lars
Coat

Re: Even better...

Installing or using and on what OS.

Lars
Holmes

Re: The China Syndrome again?

I wouldn't...

I wouldn't...either just now.

Lars
Pint

YES

"Presumably the the two paragraphs were thought to be so so good, it was felt necessary to repeat them?"

i need no Wi-Fi but I hate and hate and hate all cables and cables and cables.

Lars
Linux

Re: Iceland? What's happening in Munich?

About Extremadura. I don't know if they have reached that number quite yet but typically that region is one of the poorest in Spain so the incentive is the same, saving money, in the first place.

But I doubt it could ever lead to poorer results than using Windows.

Linux would fit many of the Eastern Europe countries (and any country) very well too but a fairly common opinion is that the governments in the east have been successfully bribed.

And, as was already pointed out, "open standards" is one of the greatest benefits of using open source.

http://linux.slashdot.org/story/12/01/24/0416236/spanish-extremadura-moving-40000-desktops-to-linux

Lars
Linux

Re: good on them

Extremadura in Spain and Munich in Germany have done very well, just to mention two large linux users.

Lars
Pint

Now

is a good time to register the iBank and for every i**bank anything to shiver.

Lars
Flame

Bullshit

"I'm most concerned with securing the longevity of humanity." .

"the ultimate goal is to get humanity off a single planet to ensure the continuation of the species."

"a column of water pointed at the Sun would provide protection from solar storms"

"Martian atmosphere (for humans)!!.

The only thing that concerns him is to get enough people investing money into something

with a very large part of "small print".

Good luck, still.

Lars
Pint

I must admit

The Amiga was a stunning experience then, long ago, and I don't think I have seen anything since then the same way. Age may have affected me but it's really hard to find anything really new to day.

This post has been deleted by its author

Lars
Coat

Came to think of IT

I would probably rather have a outside toilet and a mobile phone than just an inside toilet.

I am sure my daughter would agree, a bit unsure about my wife.

Lars
Coat

So true

But is it.

Lars
Pint

Re: Standards are falling at t'Reg

Agree with you totally. According to whatis.com it is probably something like this.

"RFP: Request for Proposal--A solicitation issued by the government to prospective offerors. An RFP describes what the government requires and how the offerors will be evaluated. Negotiations may be conducted with offers. Award is based on a combination of lowest price and technical merit."

or not.

Lars
Coat

What a mystery

"not written in C++ and it's not compiled with Microsoft's Visual C++ 2008".

What a mystery there is something else too.

Lars
IT Angle

The IT angle

Nice header, Titanic seems to interest us still.

As far as I have understood she could have survived bye ramming the iceberg head on and not trying to turn. Now that is interesting because probably no living person on the bridge would have had the courage or brain power to work that out and take such an action.

Suppose Titanic was "run" by a computer, would that computer then have reacted in an intelligent way. After all computers are programmed by humans.

Any way the disaster was caused by "human error" as the saying goes.

I have more "understanding" for the Titanic disaster than for the Airbus lost into the Atlantic.

Lars
Unhappy

Re: What's all this then?

I hope you are right and that the people at Kiripati can now relax and stop worrying about the future because change is bollocks and it's just a stupid nightmare anyway.

Lars
Pint

Marketing and lawyers

They will always try to do their jobs regardless of company.

Layers at Apple will search for apad to zpad and then from apadd to zpadd and then continue with phonetic "problems" and why not with abad to zbad.

I am sure they will surprise us in the future too

Marketing will tell how Apple has saved the US and world economy and so on.

Years ago there was an article claiming that if people moved from Windows to open source and linux one million IT jobs would disappear in Europe.

That was quite funny considering the fact that Microsoft claimed that more people are needed to take care of linux, also one would assume that the people working with IT would simply move to work with linux and open source.

So, calm down, this is the way it works and as long as we know it, it does not matter much.

I have not forgotten the patent layers but I now need an ipi** and an ibeer.

Lars

His radio show the most listened-to in the US

I think that is of more concern than Rush.

Lars
Coat

Re: Trojan drills into Firefox

And, of course, I forgot to mention the illusion that Ballmer has started to throw chairs in the face of the "act of god" and Gates has left the golf court in a hurry shouting about trusted computing and temporally leaving all the starving children to moot this "act of god" for our benefit.

Lars
Coat

Trojan drills into Firefox

Yes, it would be nice if the header would always tell what OS is affected like "Trojan drills into Firefox for Windows" or "Trojan drills into Firefox for Linux" and so on.

Over the years Microsoft has managed to paint viruses and trojans etc. as an "act of god" where Microsoft is totally innocent and so blamelessly keen and able to run to our rescue fast as hell.

Lars
Coat

Adding to the problem

of lost civil servant laptops.

Perhaps it is the only way to get an up to date laptop or perhaps when it starts to behave randomly and each time you try to show how badly it behaves to the tech people it performs nicely like they tend to do. Perhaps the lost "solution" is then the only clever one.

Then again, perhaps, those who loose their computer should pay, personally, +20% for their new computer. Perhaps the number of lost stuff would decrease.

Or, perhaps, it is fine the way it is, or, perhaps, I am wrong altogether.

Lars
FAIL

Yes

They are far from secure yet, and the temptation to tamper with the results comes from both inside and outside.

Lars
Joke

I wonder

Sometimes, about how many of those laptops lost, in different countries, are not simply given to the wife, children and grandchildren and them simply reported as stolen.

Would this be positive or negative thinking or simply a joke.

Lars
WTF?

Hmm

"others may have real-world business related concerns for heightened security on their laptops"

So while you are logged in and want to add a printer the need for root will increase security?.

Lars
Coat

Re: Or to quote

Sorry Linus, Torvalds it should be.

Lars
Coat

Or to quote

Linus Torwald, you can learn nothing from Windows.

Lars
Coat

Word and Excel

Is what the mighty Microsoft demands from the Unis, that is science talent.

Lars
Pint

Re: Seriously?

Being an optimist, perhaps they wake up eventually, then again, perhaps, I am not that optimistic.

Lars
Pint

Rockets are in

Submarines are out, still I would rather make a trip in the deep oceans than in space. What is there to see in space that we have not already seen.

Page:

Forums

Forgotten password