Jail time when no money was made from the "crime". I'm glad we live in a fair society! Meanwhile real crims, bankers and MPs who have actually profited from crimes, go about their business as normal!
If I was him I would appeal sharpish as this is a miscarriage of justice. Clearly any normal person would see that!
Foxconn also as far as I am led to beleive, make your Wii, Xbox 360, PS3, DS, PSP, Laptop, Sat Nav, Mobile phone, remote controls, Desktop PC and probably your sandwich toaster and who knows, your cuddly toy! (awww)
No doubt you've brought loads of Foxconn stuff since the bodies started dropping so I wouldn't use that against Apple.
Wow! These Macs actually sound quite hot if its true you get abused why you buy one! Cor! Do you have to type in a safe word though if Steve starts pushing past your limits?
So maybe there is added value in Apple gear after-all! Sign me up as a new slave to the cult please!
I swear it's the fault of the Firefox spell checker!
They ALWAYS pick on me! I swear it's the fault of the Firefox spell checker, I swear! (Which by teh way, wants to correct "Firefox" to "firebox" - see told you it sucks!)
"Do not fall victim to these fraudsters, otherwise you will be using apostrophes incorrectly in many ways, such as "I remember the 70's... well actually I don't" when the correct usage should quite clearly be "I remember the '70s...".
Oh, I didn't know I had been shoving the apostrothingy in the wrong place, I shall try to remember that one! So don't say I don't try to learn from my mistakes! You'll probably find something else to pick on me with next week though!
I wasn't even impersonating you, I was trying to be a good citizen!
Ken Livingstone "had the lines un-installed!" These days, the "download" speed is pretty low! Not many "packets" landing there these days compared to when I was a nipper!
Personally, I like stories about lesbian vampires, devils in tiles and people with neurological disorders singing 80's karaoke!
This is a tech story though, sadly twitter is actually a technology of the information variety! Although personally, I would consider twitter technology of the Joseph Bazalgette variety!
First I thought it was quite funny, then I felt really really sorry for teh poor chap. He seems to have a pretty bad touch of the Tourette's there. Good on him though.
I know someone with an extreme case of Tourette's who actually sings while out in public to avoid calling passers-by c***s!
Economic down turn, most over used excuse of the moment
Oh so its this economic down turn causing a rise in pie sales is it? Got actual real proof of that, Mintel mintoes or whatever you name is?
They could equally argue climate change is causing sales of pies to increase, or even blame it on a rise of the number of cats put into wheelie bins!
I reckon its either because people just fancy pies slightly more often than before or its John Prescott causing the rise single-handedly due to comfort eating now Labour's out!
These stories of kids buying stuff online like this are nearly always from Aus or New Zeeland. Wasn't there a case a few years ago of some crap news channel making up these sort of fake stories to plug an auction site they also owned? I seem to recall stories of young kids buying tractors on their parents accounts etc.
Don't tell me the app the kid brought was in some way related to the news organisation that first broke this story!
Paris cos I might be barking up the wrong tree, and urm, yeah barking seems like something she would know about!
If there were reports of Steve Ballmer getting stopped by airport security with 2,000 smuggled Lambert and Butlers* in his hand luggage no one would give a damn. Jobs gets all the attention from the media, I'm sick of it, I need more opportunities to take the piss out of other tech bigwigs on internet forums!
*Other brands of cancer causing substances, including asbestos, are available!
I was uncharacteristically grouchy today, more a case of Firefox's spell checker failing, spell checkers are an area where Microsoft actually beets Mozillia!
They aint going to catch the prolific shearers and downloaders anyway. They will find a way to avoid detection. They only way to counter it, is to bring in laws and powers that take away all our privacy.
Wow, loving the thought of living like a slave with no private life because the music and film industries don't have a clue! You're all pricks, you deserve to go under, seriously fuck you all, you will die, when we start our own media companies that don't treat customers like shit you won't be able to compete. You'll have to get with the times or face extension.
Or maybe you will just get the laws changed so will all have to be your bitches. Yeah looks like you are doing that. How long will it be until independent film and record companies are made illegal.
Remember folks, the music business sue single mums thousands for sharing a few crap tunes. These people are scum, ripping of artists, consumers and now even conning the bloody government once more to get their own way and rip us all off. Fucking scum!
I've just had a great Idea that will solve this problem for everyone.....
iPads! Yes - use iPads all the time while being naked - its just big enough to cover most rude downstairs lap areas! (Unless you're a lucky chap!) Not sure what ladies will need to do to cover their upper rude area - maybe two more iPads? Either way, just converting to fanboism will solve all problems!
See, it really is true that Apple products solve all known problems!
Oh my, all two of their listeners will be horrified! Oh, Sorry, I forgot, only 50% of their audience uses the internet, and it was him who discovered it!
I'm joking! Calm down! They actually have three listeners as I sometimes tune in when I can't sleep! That's why its called Radio "Three" you know!
Quite a lot of exclamation marks in this post isint there!
It's only a matter of time until the governtards will ban us from filming ourselves eating hot chillies as it will be classed as extreme porn causing life threatening injuries to a persons anus!
Notice I haven't used the joke symbol, I'm serious! They probably will!
Google suggest and the oh so lovely (not) Google toolbar have been doing this for years. And yes, I was well aware of the whole fuc, shi, cun, boll, wan, twa, situation! It also holds a grudge against the music style and building material both known as hardcore.
I wonder how many 48k Speccys you would need to store 1.5 gigs between them all? I cant be bothered to do the math(s) but maybe someone else could and then a "Speccys worth" could maybe become a new official unit of measurement?!
Filthy "pen pushers" pedling their filth to kiddies! Something needs to be done about these "pushers"! It starts off with pens but can easily lead to pencils and magic markers!
Yeah I was a bit harsh on records there maybe as I actually quite like them myself as it is of course still cool to DJ with them and the fact that many records from way long before I was even born survive is both a technical achievement and again very cool!
They all have pros and cons, digital downloads sound pretty crap too if you don't back up and have a hard drive failure resulting in them "not existing" any-more!
I'm pretty bllody sure the internet was actually invented in the USA.
Most people cant tell between a CD and a 320kbps MP3 file.
Vinyl records have a habit of melting and sounding like crap.
Big band music is heard very often out in public and I beleive there is even a dedicated show on Radio 2 catering to it on friday nights.
There's nowt to stop the US hacking China and Russia.
Bloody idiots. The reason the music industry is "dead" is because it's actually been ripping off consumers and artists alike since it's inception. I give away a lot of music I write for free. Without the internet however, I'd probably not be making music as it was kind of a expensive thing to get into thanks to the so called industry acting like a bunch of selfish pricks in the past!
Oh and Fleetwood Mac sound like a bunch of fanbois! ;o)
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We need one of them face-palm icons
We need one of them face-palm icons I think!
In the mean time - it's Paris!
MILTHY
MILTHs'
That is all!
WTF
Jail time when no money was made from the "crime". I'm glad we live in a fair society! Meanwhile real crims, bankers and MPs who have actually profited from crimes, go about their business as normal!
If I was him I would appeal sharpish as this is a miscarriage of justice. Clearly any normal person would see that!
YES
This has to be the first news story I ever read where literally the first word made me piss myself laughing!
Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of MFs.
This will be fun.
Lexus at a local Sainsbury's.
Shame is wasn't a Lexus at a local BP garage in the Norfolk area - I could of made a funny about Alan Partridge.
But anyway, I do like the bit about the suspected crim wearing clothing to warm for the time of year!
Could also be
Could also be a laptop screen with the colour settings messed with or maybe broken. That green may of looked grey-ish or some other colour.
Either that or he's related to Sideshow Mel from the Simpsons.
Idiots
What about Bi people like me though? What's my carbon footprint?
Foxconn also make your...
Foxconn also as far as I am led to beleive, make your Wii, Xbox 360, PS3, DS, PSP, Laptop, Sat Nav, Mobile phone, remote controls, Desktop PC and probably your sandwich toaster and who knows, your cuddly toy! (awww)
No doubt you've brought loads of Foxconn stuff since the bodies started dropping so I wouldn't use that against Apple.
phow! eeww!
Wow! These Macs actually sound quite hot if its true you get abused why you buy one! Cor! Do you have to type in a safe word though if Steve starts pushing past your limits?
So maybe there is added value in Apple gear after-all! Sign me up as a new slave to the cult please!
This is low
This is clearly designed to trick people. No two ways about it. Low!
I'm calling it
I'm calling it a Bicorn!
If it were to have three horns, it would be a demolished shopping centre in Portsmouth!
I hope it can do
I hope it can do HD farts with surround sound!
I swear it's the fault of the Firefox spell checker!
They ALWAYS pick on me! I swear it's the fault of the Firefox spell checker, I swear! (Which by teh way, wants to correct "Firefox" to "firebox" - see told you it sucks!)
"Do not fall victim to these fraudsters, otherwise you will be using apostrophes incorrectly in many ways, such as "I remember the 70's... well actually I don't" when the correct usage should quite clearly be "I remember the '70s...".
Oh, I didn't know I had been shoving the apostrothingy in the wrong place, I shall try to remember that one! So don't say I don't try to learn from my mistakes! You'll probably find something else to pick on me with next week though!
I wasn't even impersonating you, I was trying to be a good citizen!
I can't though
Ken Livingstone "had the lines un-installed!" These days, the "download" speed is pretty low! Not many "packets" landing there these days compared to when I was a nipper!
Some of us like the non IT stories
Personally, I like stories about lesbian vampires, devils in tiles and people with neurological disorders singing 80's karaoke!
This is a tech story though, sadly twitter is actually a technology of the information variety! Although personally, I would consider twitter technology of the Joseph Bazalgette variety!
I'm not reading the article cos i'm younger than 30 and we don't do that
I'm just going to reply with - well it looks like a dildo! It gets my vote!
£34.99 each!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The blooming DVD boxsets will be cheaper than that surely?
Quick sign me up!
Where do I sign up for "unlimited down-pigeons!?"
Always believe in f***.
First I thought it was quite funny, then I felt really really sorry for teh poor chap. He seems to have a pretty bad touch of the Tourette's there. Good on him though.
I know someone with an extreme case of Tourette's who actually sings while out in public to avoid calling passers-by c***s!
Economic down turn, most over used excuse of the moment
Oh so its this economic down turn causing a rise in pie sales is it? Got actual real proof of that, Mintel mintoes or whatever you name is?
They could equally argue climate change is causing sales of pies to increase, or even blame it on a rise of the number of cats put into wheelie bins!
I reckon its either because people just fancy pies slightly more often than before or its John Prescott causing the rise single-handedly due to comfort eating now Labour's out!
Yes!
Yes, you will. By the Grammar Police! You forgot the full-stop after "you".
Mines the one that says on it "They've got a week to get their shit together or I'm blowing the airport sky high!"
BANG!
AND THE SIN IS GONE!
What a load of tosh!
Yeah yeah, and I can see Steve Jobs throwing ninja stars in my bathroom tiles! Pull the other one!
Suspicious
These stories of kids buying stuff online like this are nearly always from Aus or New Zeeland. Wasn't there a case a few years ago of some crap news channel making up these sort of fake stories to plug an auction site they also owned? I seem to recall stories of young kids buying tractors on their parents accounts etc.
Don't tell me the app the kid brought was in some way related to the news organisation that first broke this story!
Paris cos I might be barking up the wrong tree, and urm, yeah barking seems like something she would know about!
Apple gets all the press
If there were reports of Steve Ballmer getting stopped by airport security with 2,000 smuggled Lambert and Butlers* in his hand luggage no one would give a damn. Jobs gets all the attention from the media, I'm sick of it, I need more opportunities to take the piss out of other tech bigwigs on internet forums!
*Other brands of cancer causing substances, including asbestos, are available!
Apple must be ****ing themselves!
PC World and Currys apps - too funny!
Want bad advice when buying consumer electronics? There's an app for that!
Anyone fancy a Quicksee?
Just a quick one!
The riding of mobility scooters
They could make the riding of mobility scooters an attraction in and of itself like the family fun-day episode of Phoenix Nights!
Would be a great excuse too for an officially licensed version of "Potters Big Pink Paradise"!
"or face extension"
"or face extension"
haha got me!
I was uncharacteristically grouchy today, more a case of Firefox's spell checker failing, spell checkers are an area where Microsoft actually beets Mozillia!
Scum
They aint going to catch the prolific shearers and downloaders anyway. They will find a way to avoid detection. They only way to counter it, is to bring in laws and powers that take away all our privacy.
Wow, loving the thought of living like a slave with no private life because the music and film industries don't have a clue! You're all pricks, you deserve to go under, seriously fuck you all, you will die, when we start our own media companies that don't treat customers like shit you won't be able to compete. You'll have to get with the times or face extension.
Or maybe you will just get the laws changed so will all have to be your bitches. Yeah looks like you are doing that. How long will it be until independent film and record companies are made illegal.
Remember folks, the music business sue single mums thousands for sharing a few crap tunes. These people are scum, ripping of artists, consumers and now even conning the bloody government once more to get their own way and rip us all off. Fucking scum!
Urm excuse me!
Some of the idiots actually voted Lib Dem too!
Oh and some voted Labour
OMG I just had a great idea!
I've just had a great Idea that will solve this problem for everyone.....
iPads! Yes - use iPads all the time while being naked - its just big enough to cover most rude downstairs lap areas! (Unless you're a lucky chap!) Not sure what ladies will need to do to cover their upper rude area - maybe two more iPads? Either way, just converting to fanboism will solve all problems!
See, it really is true that Apple products solve all known problems!
Mine's the one i'm not actually wearing.
oh my
Oh my, all two of their listeners will be horrified! Oh, Sorry, I forgot, only 50% of their audience uses the internet, and it was him who discovered it!
I'm joking! Calm down! They actually have three listeners as I sometimes tune in when I can't sleep! That's why its called Radio "Three" you know!
Quite a lot of exclamation marks in this post isint there!
Only a matter of time...
It's only a matter of time until the governtards will ban us from filming ourselves eating hot chillies as it will be classed as extreme porn causing life threatening injuries to a persons anus!
Notice I haven't used the joke symbol, I'm serious! They probably will!
Nothing new here
Google suggest and the oh so lovely (not) Google toolbar have been doing this for years. And yes, I was well aware of the whole fuc, shi, cun, boll, wan, twa, situation! It also holds a grudge against the music style and building material both known as hardcore.
I wonder
I wonder how many 48k Speccys you would need to store 1.5 gigs between them all? I cant be bothered to do the math(s) but maybe someone else could and then a "Speccys worth" could maybe become a new official unit of measurement?!
When's...
When's it first test flight then?
How about....
...Extreme Conkers! Or Urban Conkers! No...? Virtual Conkers? ConkesVille? Conkr.com? iConk?
I love how
I love how the usb stick was branded with the police details - I wonder if the MI5 and MI6 usb sticks are branded with the words "Top Secret"!?
Mines the one with the word "Coat" printed on it!
There's so many jokes I could make about this...
...But i'll do a non rude one and say...
Filthy "pen pushers" pedling their filth to kiddies! Something needs to be done about these "pushers"! It starts off with pens but can easily lead to pencils and magic markers!
I wouldnt encourage this
You could do yourself some damage and be nominated for the Darwin awards. I hope you're not being for real!
I'm not a spiders rights activist thought btw, I couldn't care a less about them.
HAHA!
That is all!
Mines the rubber trench-coat!
Hell Daily Mail
the mac daddy of Humberside.
Mac daddy as in pimp, not Steve Jobs
And no offence to Hull by saying "Hell Daily Mail" either!
LOL
Can we have a "warning, try not to fall off the chair" icon for posts like these in future?
@Michael 82
Yeah I was a bit harsh on records there maybe as I actually quite like them myself as it is of course still cool to DJ with them and the fact that many records from way long before I was even born survive is both a technical achievement and again very cool!
They all have pros and cons, digital downloads sound pretty crap too if you don't back up and have a hard drive failure resulting in them "not existing" any-more!
What a load of old...
...poop.
I'm pretty bllody sure the internet was actually invented in the USA.
Most people cant tell between a CD and a 320kbps MP3 file.
Vinyl records have a habit of melting and sounding like crap.
Big band music is heard very often out in public and I beleive there is even a dedicated show on Radio 2 catering to it on friday nights.
There's nowt to stop the US hacking China and Russia.
Bloody idiots. The reason the music industry is "dead" is because it's actually been ripping off consumers and artists alike since it's inception. I give away a lot of music I write for free. Without the internet however, I'd probably not be making music as it was kind of a expensive thing to get into thanks to the so called industry acting like a bunch of selfish pricks in the past!
Oh and Fleetwood Mac sound like a bunch of fanbois! ;o)
Yeah but...
...a three day event of swimming and stand up comedy sponsored by Toilet Duck and Domestos wouldn't draw a crowd, would it!
Most kids...
Most kids who are murdered are killed by their own parents so by that logic, we should be handing out tags at the exit to the maternity ward.
All we need now
All we need now are the Amiga and Archimedes fanbois!
Makes it easier
Makes it easier to list **** goods from China!
Mines the *fake* one
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