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mafoo
Headmaster

Re: Wow

>>>>What Microsoft probably isn't saying is that the phones are running Windows CE 6.5.

>>That isn't Windows Phone.

I think that you'll find according to Microsoft it is:

https://partner.microsoft.com/us/40112346

:P

mafoo
Trollface

Re: Wow

What Microsoft probably isn't saying is that the phones are running Windows CE 6.5.

mafoo
Trollface

Re: "Windows"

Mark my words, The metro UI will soon be known as "Window Pains" (Panes - de dum cha)

mafoo
Mushroom

Its all about the search revenue

History has shown on iOS that web browser developers don't really care about the engine - what they want is the tasty search engine revenue. Its all about the brand these days.

mafoo
Mushroom

Re: Twitter next

god damn you autocorrect! <shakes fist>

mafoo
Facepalm

Twitter next

Hey! I know! Lets block twitter next, they are guilty of distributing illegal information (see super injections)

Next stop, the great firewall of china!

mafoo
Trollface

Identity theft

I am offering to steal your identity in return for you buying me a holiday in San Francisco.

mafoo

Re: Not strictly speaking a patent troll

^as his employer

mafoo
Facepalm

Re: Not strictly speaking a patent troll

...until the university he was working for claims that as his employee they own it - and then the museum that he did the installation for will claim that as they paid him to create the kiosk, they own it.- and then much fighting will ensue and lots of lawyers will be able to afford fancy new cars.

mafoo
Headmaster

Re:Re: >Do you have children? @ A.P.Richelieu

Its pretty easy to make an iTunes account without any payment info attached to it, and that will let you download as many free apps as you want.

Simply google "iTunes account without credit card" and there are a bazillion articles on it, top of the list apple's own on how to do it: http://support.apple.com/kb/HT2534

And if for some reason you have given your child your iTunes account then you can go to parental restrictions and disable in app purchases. You have been able to for years.

I personally hate IAP, so i have even disabled them via that method on my own iOS devices. No paranoia that I'm gona get shafted.

So maybe you should do some research before you get yourself into a pious rage.

mafoo
Trollface

Anything Directed by Uwe Bol

__________ Directed by Uwe Bol staring _____________ and _____________

mafoo
Pint

Re: Good idea

Like most university projects, the university owns the software that students submit for marking. This is why a fair number of PhDs/masters in the CS sector never materialise as the writers stop their research at the university and sell it to a company/spin it off as a startup.

As a way to counter this, Bristol uni offered students a 30% stake in a business derived from their degree/phd submissions.

If the finnish university followed this model that would leave students with about 23p for every £1 the app is listed at. Probably less after "costs" are deducted. So not great.

And as I said above, the Uni owns it, so the student has no entitlement to anything.

mafoo
Unhappy

"Galactic Dance-Off"

Where is the demonstration video of you doing the dance part of the game?

Seriously, you've robbed me of at least 2 minutes of hysterical laughter.

mafoo
Devil

Bah

you beat me to it! I take your intercal and I raise you Malbolge!

mafoo
Headmaster

EULA

As far as i am aware, the 30% only applies to the .ibooks format. So if you were to save it out as a PDF you would be free to sell it as you pleased.

No gallery widgets etc, but no walled garden either.

No doubt someone will come up with a program that converts the .ibooks format into something for other platforms that preserves the rich features, and no doubt apple will change their eula when that happens.

mafoo
Coat

Been a while...

Its been practically weeks since I've seen a story about jordan with nuts in her mouth... and er.. caramel.

mafoo

Exactly

Exactly what i was thinking.

For example, in safari it will find bookmarks for you (as its in a menu)

Im not sure how useful this unity approach is. Menus often provide visual feedback - for example a list of the IM networks I'm connected to in adium and what each of their status is. In a unity app you would have to take up a large amount of GUI space to display this information that could simply be placed in a menu.

mafoo
Coat

KFC

Evidently KFC is *only* 'finger licking good'...

mafoo

edit*

I think in the Ultrabook market, cost and thickness are going to be 2 very important selling points, and adding a touch screen will increase both of these.

and foot, not food. :D

mafoo
FAIL

Cost

I think in the Ultrabook market, cost and thickness are going to be 2 very important selling points.

Including a touchscreen that doesn't really add much often used functionality to the device isnt going to catch on too quickly amongst manufacturers, except maybe as a build to order option. Unless, of course, Intel puts its food down and strictly mandates it 's inclusion - at which point everyone switches to the AMD spec.

mafoo
Facepalm

Pandas

Diablo 3 will be awesome and is an obvious omission from the list.

However Mists of Pandaria is possibly the greatest rape of an game attempted to date. Its the final death knell for most wow players over the age of 12. Im nominating it for worst game of 2012 - along with the slew of forthcoming Olympic tie-ins.

mafoo
Devil

Ho ho hoo, etc

"a quarter of US smartphone sales in just a few years for the iPad"

"MP3 music players pre-dated the iPad"

Been on the egg nog a little early have we? ;)

Happy holidays to all etc!

mafoo
Joke

Dimentions

I have no idea of the dimensions of this aircraft, could the author of his article please restate them in the commonly accepted units of double decker busses and football pitches.

Many thanks.

mafoo
Facepalm

<shudder>

"I'm half human, on my mothers side"

No no no no no no no no no...

mafoo
Meh

fluctuating

I got a 1Tb samsung sata drive a few months ago for £41.

A few weeks after the flood i checked the price of the drive and it was a whopping £145.

As of today its down to £110.

Reminds me of buying RAM 10 years ago.

mafoo
Devil

vegan

Im afraid as they are vegan the cheese would be off limits.

mafoo

groping

Sad to see it doesn't cover making the alternative to full body scanners humiliating in an attempt to get more people iradiated.

Maybe the TSA in america will start offering hernia examinations with every opt out.

mafoo
Coat

or..

or beavers...

mafoo
Mushroom

Investments

I myself will be investing my money in buying up tin foil futures as they price is going to sky rocket when every man and their hamster will want a tin foil hat next year.

mafoo
FAIL

err

Samsung is arguing here that if you write software to use a piece of hardware that has licensed their technology - the buyer should also licence their tech again for their drivers.

Thats samsung socking it to the whole of the industry (and probably itself at the same time)

mafoo
WTF?

Stallman in Conference

Here is what to expect when you go see Stallman speaking.

I warn you now, don't watch it if your about to have lunch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I25UeVXrEHQ

mafoo
FAIL

HAHAHAHAHA

Fat chance.

They have waited too long.

Their business is constantly declining. They owe more than they have coming by quite an alarming rate. They now have a load of competitors. There is nothing unique about their business model.

And to think they originally valued themselves at $30bn.

(PS: If you haven't already, google "groupon underpants yoga")

mafoo
Coat

6th of Britain's cellphones have traces of poo on them

What? the run symbian?

De dum cha!

mafoo
Boffin

precautions

I have Ghostery (all major browsers: http://www.ghostery.com/) and Incognito (Safari http://www.orbicule.com/incognito/) installed to prevent this from happening.

mafoo
Unhappy

Too Soon

:'(

:'(

:'(

RIP

mafoo
Flame

Ponzi

If you look at how groupon is operating at the moment, it's disturbingly like a ponzi scheme.

mafoo
Joke

Oracle

How long before Oracle sues them for using their source...

mafoo
Mushroom

Hope

Lets hope it goes better than today's Russian ISS supply mission.

mafoo
Coat

The Password..

Iron and Copper

mafoo
FAIL

Wow

Wow, really, wow.

What was the point in buying palm?

Seems slightly extreme to cut your losses so soon after their first webOS product bombed, especially as they are about to release the TouchPad 4G - is anyone going to buy that now knowing its already dead in the water.

Oh well.

mafoo
Unhappy

re:

defaults write -g ApplePressAndHoldEnabled -bool false

that will turn off the key repeating iOS popup.

Whats far more important is the loss of the custom (and color) icons in side bars.

Thats really, really, really pissing me off.

I did find a SIMBL plugin that brings it back bit it requires you restart the finder every time you reboot. (requires SIMBL to be installed)

http://cooviewerzoom.web.fc2.com/colorfulsidebar.html

mafoo
Trollface

Darwin

Android is about to become an open source platform in the same way Mac OS X is an open source platform.

Remember Darwin, it still exists - kinda?

mafoo
Joke

surely...

Surely they got a 3rd party contractor in to do it, and the management/editors will deny all knowledge of any wrong doing...

mafoo

Not quite as good as they are selling it, evidently.

Minecraft creator Marcus "Notch" Persson accuses the Euclideon team of being "snake oil salesmen,":

http://notch.tumblr.com/post/8386977075/its-a-scam

mafoo

erm..

Whats so hard about installing MySQL?

The only really annoying bit is that if you want the command line compiling tools on lion you have to install the entire xCode sdk then delete the crap you don't want.

mafoo
Holmes

Re:"No one was harmed"

How do you know that the cat didn't orchestrate the whole thing?

mafoo
Trollface

Message reminds me of:

Somebody set up us the bomb.

Main screen turn on.

All your base are belong to us.

You have no chance to survive make your time.

For great justice.

mafoo

halo

Not many (non mac users) know that the Marathon logo is in the halo logo http://static2.aintitcool.com/images2006/HaloLogo.jpg

(look in the middle)

/me watches the MWNY1999 halo demo and weeps

mafoo
Joke

RE: shitrag

Its not even suitable as a shit rag, such sharp edges when you crinkle it up, akin to passing a hedgehog betwixt your cheeks.

mafoo
Trollface

reading between the lines...

reading between the lines the EFF told him to shut up. ;)

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