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"will orbit the Earth for about a year before disintegrating on reentry"

Even so, their ashes are still "amongst the stars".

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Re: Think sideways

Or those plastic Ketchup dispensers shaped like a tomato!

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Re: What is SpaceX Dragon's secret cargo?

A Welsh tart!

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"At this point, my trousers fell down and the vicar walked in"

LOL!

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Hasn't he got anything else to do?

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WTF?

Why don't they make their own internet then?

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Headmaster

Fundamental

Doping also had an "affect" on me at the weekend!

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Unhappy

Why doesn't Mugabe just hurry up and die? :(

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Re: Teleworking

I actually like working in an office. And I only live 3 miles from where I work. And in my job I could work at home. Go figure.

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That's what I saw as well, I had to squint to see a Jerry guard!

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Re: @loopy lou - pile-up waiting to happen

Pile ups happen on the ground as well, whatever system is in place to manage lofty traffic would manage it far better plus there's the third spatial dimension to take advantage of!

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200 feet (61 meters) deep

Seieng as though 200 feet is already an approximation, I think stating 60 metres in the conversion would be good enough.

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Or...

How about actually ending up in orbit around the juggernaut itself, either by capture or accretion?

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Gruesome

What a truly horrible way to go. Especially when she had placed her trust in an expert. :(

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Re: "Passes through"

If you think about it, a density wave always moves backwards i.e. cars slow down behind the start of the jam and you always move through it. Just in the case of the galaxy there's no 'backwards' to compare it to so we say everything moves through them.

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Re: Where was Jet Set Willy

Probably unfair to count a sequel if the original is already in the list!

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My list

1. Elite

2. Manic Miner

3. Jet Pac

4. Hungry Horace

5. Ant Attack

6. Tranz AM

Never played:

7. Chuckie Egg

7. The Hitch-hikers' Guide to the Galaxy

7. Knight Lore

7. Phanton Slayer

Didn't you forget nethack and Attic Attack?

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Re: EH?

I would say that a Pioneer is an innovator by default, later innovators would further develop that which had already been pioneered. Probably.

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"A lot can go wrong"

No sh*t!

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"SIM card removal tool in the 3G"

What, a paperclip?

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Re: Go arounds

The plot device relied on the same runway being used for takeoff and landing which currently is not in practice at Heathrow.

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Re: Reality check for commercial pilots everywhere!

Where's the "eek" button?!

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Re: So how close are we to the new cockpit paradigm?

"Two crew and a dog"

There's no need to be rude about the cabin crew!

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Re: " ... provided new learnings ..."

It's all in the spirit of positivism, refraining from negative words like don't and not.

I suppose if some people are not confident flyers they do* need some fluffy language to see them off rather than being upset even before they take off.

*did you see what I did do** there?

**and there

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Re: Now, that's strange

Nah, we need them as a benchmark, otherwise we've nothing to compare common sense to.

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Re: "climate-Cassandra organisations "

So was Chicken Licken!

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Brings a new meaning to being pISSed!

That is all.

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Re: equivalent to 1 million iPads

How many ZX81's is that?

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They should have put that Microsoft Word Paperclip on the front

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rl5SOuq6-g

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Space junk

Should of asked the Chinese to blow it up

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Re: Won't someone think of the children!?!

Surely using the flame that lights the hairspray could light a fire.

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What a tit

That is all.

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Re: Oh, if we're looking for worst films ever

Oh, and Van Helsing.

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Re: Oh, if we're looking for worst films ever

Suckerpunch.

I walked out of the cinema.

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Re: rates of sex

No more price increases please!

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Maybe next time they'll ask you what to study to make sure you're interested

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Re: Re: Who the hell cares?

I agree, it's summit he should have thought carefully about before posting.

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not common in Europe

Looking at my map most of northern Mediterranean (coastline anyway) is in Europe.

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Re: "The research team said they were unsure"

Anything kids or the family do together is at least something, but maybe having an active pet is better, and taking said pet out for a walk in the park might be better, at least you get some sunlight and maybe even see some other people.

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Re: Re: i wonder....

What if you'd hypnotised yourself to forget the key on hearing the phrase, "I am arresting you on suspicion of...". Would you be breaking the law then?

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Re: In space

One presumes there'll be air in there!

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My

That is one *big* penny!

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: "They simply wanted Doomsday a little too badly."

Wind turbines, Shirley?

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Re: Peak Oil

The cost of a barrel of oil has little to do with known reserves, it is market forces and governments that control the price. In general you may see a gradual trend in increased cost of a barrel over time but the short term variances caused by market uncertainties (e.g. banks spieling about Peal Oil) will largely swamp the figures.

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Re: Re: Life, Jim, but not as we know it.

If it's a Big Mac you can see, you're not in Burger King!

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Re: Asimov wrote this a long time ago

Yes, good point, we can build robots all we want but they must have a purpose i.e. be driven to an objective to be truly autonomous.

In nature bees act for the benefit of the colony, ultimately to perpetuate the species. A side effect of their existence is interaction with other species in a carefully balanced ecosystem, but they don't know this. All they know is 'get nectar, protect colony', and then they just get on with it without any other intervention.

How will be imbue 'purpose' into robo-bees?

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And the camp names, e.g. Ivana Humpalot. Or was that Austin Powers?

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Re: Re: Your artist should be spoken to

I learned the S as Smack!

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You choose it yourself

It could go in the user profile to have a Forum spellcheck that automatically changes words to your favoured sensibility.

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Re: ??

I'm going to suggest crater rates. You will be able to work out the age of a surface if craters are superimposed on any feature, the assumption is that different epochs have different (reducing) impacts just due to less stuff flying around the inner solar system over time. So if the number of craters since the event can be counted, its age can be derived. From my armchair though I find the photo difficult to see if any craters superimpose or are crossed by the faults.

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