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* Posts by Rubber chicken

16 posts • joined Wednesday 16th May 2007 10:53 GMT

Rubber chicken
FAIL

Monkey - where did you get $17m from?

There is a decimal point in there.....

Quote:

causing damage of at least $17,000. The court also ordered Fowler to pay restitution of $17,243.01 and to be placed on supervised release for three years after serving her sentence of confinement.

Rubber chicken
Flame

Speed up el Reg - this is days old!!

the old skool news "paper" that this was written on days ago is in my cats litter box.....

Rubber chicken
Thumb Up

This is why I read The Register...

No bullshit reporting:

" But the pill would be easier to swallow of Nokia hadn't pissed away so much money pursuing a Web 2.0 dream."

Love it. Keep it up.

Rubber chicken
Happy

Well my day is now complete

Every day I search for a new article with the word "elasmobranches" in it. Woo - I can go home now....

Rubber chicken
Happy

In moral support for Arnie

After taking great offence at Boris' uncalled for retort to Arnie, the webmaster at Cisco decided to have his own version of a Boston "T" party, and destroy the "t's"

"Damn the Briish, I'll show hem...."

Rubber chicken

I've tried it and I'm not sure....

Too much space taken up by the right hand bar. Squashes the text up too much.

Where's Paris gone? Did her lawyers get in touch? (fnar fnar.....)

A few nice features (most read/most commented etc)

Needs a sideways thumb or a shoulder shrug icon to display random disinterest or mediocraty.

Rubber chicken
Paris Hilton

Who? Leaving where??

:-)

Paris, just beauce of her wonky eye

Rubber chicken
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They killed Arkwright!

Clutching at his chest, poor Arkwright falls to the floor and spasms once whilst quietly moaning "Ow much?"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/openallhours/index.shtml

Nice shiney toy - but bugger the cost - its not that important that I spend the same as a reasonable 2nd hand car over the next two years.

Rubber chicken
Happy

RE: WHY in the world are the lane lines painted all zig-zaggedy??"

Its so only small "sensible cars" can fit through the intersection. No bonkers yank tanks here please.

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Happy

I'll do it!!

Pick me!! pick me!! I like chocolate mousse!!

Rubber chicken
Unhappy

Oh - thats how it works!!

And there was me thinking SanDisk were doing a much needed public service. Only to have all my hopes dashed.....

Rubber chicken
Paris Hilton

About bloody time!!

The adverts on TV are the best thing. I record programs and skip the content just to see the adverts.

Paris, just because we've got enough thumbs on the board.

Rubber chicken
Paris Hilton

Won't they need specially trained sharks to use these?

Sorry - It had to be said.

Paris, 'coz she's got bite.

I'll leave now...

Rubber chicken
Happy

"What's the national drink in New Zealand?"

Tough call, but I'd call it a three way tie between a lager, a Chardonnay and a Savignon Blanc.

But it is a moot point. Here's to Sir Ed.

Oh, and NZ'ers like me do read el reg. Top notch.

Rubber chicken

You don't "drive" and auto - you "aim" them

From the land of the '4real' kid it is getting tough to find a manual. Still, it makes finding one a fun part of buying a car.

Don't care about the inconvienience in rush hour traffic. Take the bus or train :-)

Rubber chicken

There was a survey once...

That after careful analysis concluded that 78% of all statistics are made up.

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