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* Posts by gez

3 posts • joined Tuesday 15th May 2007 11:47 GMT

gez

The glass, broken...fades away

...But the contents still remain.

Hope that the next "Expedition to Earth"

Won't feature "A Walt Disney Production"

gez

Nah, it ain't...the Xun Chi 138 is still far smaller

Old, old news, this...got MP3, camera etc., too...

http://www.itechnews.net/2006/09/24/ultra-mini-mobile-phone/

http://www.itechnews.net/2006/12/13/worlds-smallest-phone-xun-chi-138-reviewed/

Though i did see a bluetooth headset-sized one a while back...(sorry, dont know name, or have link) I don't know if it was real or not; or available in the UK.

Still, can anyone better this...? Brain implant, maybe...?

"Remotely controlled humans, here we come...!" (Courtesy of ROTM (TM), a division of BOFH, Inc.)

gez

Infinitely dodgy dogy comedy Reg headline conumdrum

How many situations can you get with the following:

A very small camera phone

Some hungry, mockney Koreans.

A nocturnal, semi-deserted car park, much like that infamous one near Hampstead Heath, but for this challenge a much more appropriate location between Plaistow & Dagenham (or at least, on the District Line).

Some dogs

A plod

Bonus points if you can add the following quote:

"(Pause)...I'll get me coat".

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