... is more Sarah Bee. If people think that responses to trolling have been abusive already, they ain't seen nothin' until they've seen the (ex-) moderatrix in action.
My connection (with BT as my provider) dropped over the weekend from around 5-6Mb/s to about 2-2.5Mb/s... I may be being unneccesarily cynical when I wonder if it's at all related to the fact that "superfast" BT Infinity will be available at the end of the month ....
I've signed up to the Netflix trial, and like many others found their offering pretty poor for the UK market - this could be down to the fact that it's a new service, it could be down to digital boundary enforcement by dumb-ass distributors.
I heard about a quick DNS change in my PS3's network settings, which has now given me full access to the US catalogue, and it's now totally worth the £6 a month. I've no idea (not being a networky techie) if the dns change will affect my online gaming or PSN Store offerings - not that I use either very much, but for the sake of a dead quick amendment to the network settings (which could also be applied at router level to affect every machine on your network), it's opened up a whole raft of movie and tv choices...
Anyway, that's my experience and if it helps anyone else, then best of luck to you.
... but try getting that past the HR fucknuts who seem to think a degree is required to take a shit unsupervised...
Not having a degree has put me out of the running for so many jobs, despite having the ability to do them blindfolded and with one hand tied behind my back.
Don't you see how private sector strike action is totally self-defeating?! Private sector companies work on the premise of making profit. If they stop providing a service due to industrial action, customers go elsewhere, profits drop, and a round of redundancies follows shortly thereafter - BA being a prime example - do you think the union cancelled strike action because they achieved their aims? No, they cancelled it because the terms they were fighting for would be academic if the company went bust!.
In the private sector there's competition - the choice of the consumer to use another provider if one can't live up to your expectations. If my house catches fire while the local fire brigade is on strike because the toilet paper in the station house is just a little too scratchy for their poor bums, short of starting up my own rival fire brigade service, what can I do but burn?
"So let me ask you a question .... how would you handle this if you were our side of the fence; having to contribute more money to your pension, working longer for it, having it be worth less at the end and also having it rise at a rate which is slower than inflation; seeing you descend in to poverty with each ongoing year?"
If you add to that the constant threat of redundancy/company administration, no pay rises for years, actual real-terms pay cuts to keep companies afloat - never mind mere "below inflation" pay rises which are constantly propagandised as "pay cuts", and no ability to strike, you have what the private sector have been facing for years
Funny how offshoring is suddenly a bad thing when it's public sector jobs being offshored, but when my private sector job was being offshored a few years ago I was told that it allowed "increased competition" and it was a "very good thing".
"Andrew Crossley told the BBC that e-mails sent out in the name of ACS:Law were a scam and nothing to do with him."
Now, which emails is he talking about? The recent ones, or the original ones? Perhaps he's trying the Murdoch approach - "yeah, people were apparently extorting money with threats in my name, but I didn't know about any of it...."
"Governments sponsor academics to produce "science" of dubious quality to support conclusions reached in advance, what you might call "evidence-based policy-making". We recounted one example of that here related to minimum pricing for alcohol."
Surely you mean policy-based evidence-making"?
A good article, and it'll be a nice step forward if it were to ever come to anything - no government wants to be in the position of making policy based on sound science, surely...
Title says it all - if "they" say they won't, there's an army of commentards who'll storm Vulture Central and open filing cabinet drawers and leave them in a dangerous, open position for unsuspecting hacks to bash shins, elbows and foreheads on, fling stacks of papers recklessly and without care to the floor, stuff plasticine down the vending machine coin slot and add itching powder to the coffee granules...
But, just slightly more seriously (about as serious as you are about missing the place), all the best, your distinctive style of loving^H^H^H^H^H^H abusive moderation will leave a constant pang of emptiness for all who post shit in future.....
... because the CPS would (if they show any sort of consistency in their decisions whatsoever - so don't rely on that!) not deem the case to be in the public interest to prosecute, making the AG look like the biggest, most useless twat this side of the other big, useless twat who's been shagging his brother's missus....
Perhaps if you hadn't posted as an Anonymous Coward, then the Reg could have run any future articles by you to ensure they are of interest - I mean, heaven forbid that you be disinterested by an article (though clearly not disinterested enough to keep your yap shut and not moan about it!), even if it may be of interest to the vast majority of the millions (thousands? hundreds?) of people who read this site.
I was getting ready to call you all kinds of names, downvote your post, everything, until I continued past the first paragraph and caught the sarcasm...
Instead of name-calling, have a beer.
Posted Tuesday 5th April 2011 14:05 GMT
seanj
Re: The title is required, and must contain letters and/or digits.
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Headline should probably read "Duke Nukem, Forever DELAYED".
Been looking forward to this since it re-emerged from oblivion as something that might actually be released, but this last minute delay is making me wonder if it's all worth it... I have BulletStorm now anyway.
'John McVay, chief executive of PACT (Producers Alliance for Cinema and TV), who will represent the UK's creative industries at the judicial review, defended the act.
"The Digital Economy Act is the result of many years of consultation and presents a reasonable and balanced solution," he said.'
Really? Many years? Not a hastily cobbled bunch of crap thrown together after a "chance" meeting between "Lord" Peter Mandelson and David Geffen on a free holiday in Corfu, rushed through into law before Mandelson lost all power and influence when Labour lost the election?
Do you really think you're fooling anyone with your shit, mate? Behave yourself...
Jaqcui Smith is a nobody, a has-been - a barely has-been at that. Why anyone would give airtime to this hypocritical, thieving waste of taxpayer's money (not to mention waste of air, carbon and space) is beyond me.
Flames - fire pits are what's needed, fire pits with heat exchangers that will keep children from disadvantaged families warm in winter. She always harped on about "thinking of the children", well now she can make a real difference.
Thank you. I was going to post another comment about the frantic renegotiations in the last days of Labour leading to this cost of compensation, but like you say, it applies equally here.
These crematoriums are gas-powered, right? It's not like they're flicking a lighter under a corpse and letting it burn itself out, throwing another one on top if the temperature of the pool drops a little low..
To me it makes sense to make use of the excess heat, rather than just let it go up a chimney as waste.
Also, can someone let me know why Unison are even involved? Are they now hoping to claim union dues from the recently deceased, or are they "representing" the views of the funeral directors and crematorium staff?
Why go so far for your Unobtanium? Louis Gossett Jr was able to manufacture enough of it in an abandoned aircraft hangar in the Utah desert here on Earth to build a large underground train-looking thing in "The Core*".
*Yes, I know general feeling towards this film is negative, I don't care, it's still more fun to watch than 2012....
\Mine's the one with the copy of The Day After Tomorrow in the pocket...
What? And risk the likes of Mandelson having to pony up for their luxury yacht holidays in Corfu instead of rich media publishers? Imagine, politicians paying for something themselves, it's absurd.
Posted Wednesday 26th January 2011 13:14 GMT
seanj
I think the principal from Billy Madison said it best...
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"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Stupid "make a tenuous link, then blame it for all social ills" idiot people, I doubt even God would have mercy on your souls...
I saw this episode of QI, and remember them discussing this. Yes, it was mentioned that he could be the unluckiest person in the world for being in both cities when they were bombed, but they also turned it around and pointed out that the fact that he survived both blasts could also have meant that he was, in fact, the luckiest person in the world. Sounds balanced and the poor man in question certainly wasn't made the butt of any poor taste jokes that I remember.
Perhaps this is just my own naivety, in which case I apologise, and I know that I'm anything but "high-brow", but I don't see anything to be getting offended about - perhaps someone could (politely) explain it to me - I am legitimately confused by the reaction. Granted there may be some ... sensitivity ... over Hiroshima and Nagasaki, understandably so, but surely you can't cause offence by implying someone is unlucky to have been hit by two nuclear devices?
Perhaps I should brace myself for boos and downvotes...
Might as well CC Fireman fucking Sam, for all the use they'd be. Too bad they didn't include the FSA and ICO while they were at it, could have given us a real laugh...
Is it any wonder many taxpayers think that this quango lark was just a way for MPs (of any party colour) to give jobs to their mates when there's quango's like "The Government Hospitality Advisory Committee on the Purchase of Wines"?
Where's the Dr Frasier Crane icon when you need it? He'd probably vie with Niles to run said quango, with hilarity ensuing, no doubt...
Now we just need more shows aired in this way. Unfortunately, they've chosen three TV shows that I don't watch, and have no intention of watching, to kick off their new policy, but major kudos to the guys at WB for getting the ball rolling. More please!
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Posted Monday 6th February 2012 10:47 GMT
seanj
What the NHS Choices forum really needs.... → #
In Doctors sick of anonymous-coward NHS feedback commentards
... is more Sarah Bee. If people think that responses to trolling have been abusive already, they ain't seen nothin' until they've seen the (ex-) moderatrix in action.
Posted Friday 3rd February 2012 16:52 GMT
seanj
Bloody Druidian.... → #
In BT reveals ultra-fast cable blowing plan for homes, biz
Everyone knows that after that comes Ludicrous Speed....
Posted Thursday 2nd February 2012 13:40 GMT
seanj
Interesting.... → #
In Ofcom: UK broadband speed on the up as punters' packages swell
My connection (with BT as my provider) dropped over the weekend from around 5-6Mb/s to about 2-2.5Mb/s... I may be being unneccesarily cynical when I wonder if it's at all related to the fact that "superfast" BT Infinity will be available at the end of the month ....
Posted Thursday 26th January 2012 10:32 GMT
seanj
Netflix + PS3 + DNS tweak... → #
In Netflix vs Lovefilm
I've signed up to the Netflix trial, and like many others found their offering pretty poor for the UK market - this could be down to the fact that it's a new service, it could be down to digital boundary enforcement by dumb-ass distributors.
I heard about a quick DNS change in my PS3's network settings, which has now given me full access to the US catalogue, and it's now totally worth the £6 a month. I've no idea (not being a networky techie) if the dns change will affect my online gaming or PSN Store offerings - not that I use either very much, but for the sake of a dead quick amendment to the network settings (which could also be applied at router level to affect every machine on your network), it's opened up a whole raft of movie and tv choices...
Anyway, that's my experience and if it helps anyone else, then best of luck to you.
Posted Tuesday 1st November 2011 12:14 GMT
seanj
Darth Vader? PC World? → #
In Darth Vader mounts defence of doomed empire
Nooooooooooooooooooo!!
Posted Friday 30th September 2011 11:41 GMT
seanj
IT Pro's know this to be true.... → #
In Don't bother with that degree, say IT pros
... but try getting that past the HR fucknuts who seem to think a degree is required to take a shit unsupervised...
Not having a degree has put me out of the running for so many jobs, despite having the ability to do them blindfolded and with one hand tied behind my back.
Posted Thursday 4th August 2011 10:54 GMT
seanj
Re: soiled. → #
In First smut site erected on .xxx address
Erm, are you actually berating the morality and unrealistic aspect of the porn industry?
Posted Thursday 4th August 2011 10:08 GMT
seanj
Re: Private Sector strikes. → #
In Union talks up offshoring dangers to UK economy
Don't you see how private sector strike action is totally self-defeating?! Private sector companies work on the premise of making profit. If they stop providing a service due to industrial action, customers go elsewhere, profits drop, and a round of redundancies follows shortly thereafter - BA being a prime example - do you think the union cancelled strike action because they achieved their aims? No, they cancelled it because the terms they were fighting for would be academic if the company went bust!.
In the private sector there's competition - the choice of the consumer to use another provider if one can't live up to your expectations. If my house catches fire while the local fire brigade is on strike because the toilet paper in the station house is just a little too scratchy for their poor bums, short of starting up my own rival fire brigade service, what can I do but burn?
Posted Wednesday 3rd August 2011 15:13 GMT
seanj
@Michelle Knight. → #
In Union talks up offshoring dangers to UK economy
"So let me ask you a question .... how would you handle this if you were our side of the fence; having to contribute more money to your pension, working longer for it, having it be worth less at the end and also having it rise at a rate which is slower than inflation; seeing you descend in to poverty with each ongoing year?"
If you add to that the constant threat of redundancy/company administration, no pay rises for years, actual real-terms pay cuts to keep companies afloat - never mind mere "below inflation" pay rises which are constantly propagandised as "pay cuts", and no ability to strike, you have what the private sector have been facing for years
Posted Wednesday 3rd August 2011 14:16 GMT
seanj
Unions/Labour. → #
In Union talks up offshoring dangers to UK economy
Funny how offshoring is suddenly a bad thing when it's public sector jobs being offshored, but when my private sector job was being offshored a few years ago I was told that it allowed "increased competition" and it was a "very good thing".
Posted Thursday 21st July 2011 15:13 GMT
seanj
Story update... → #
In Ghost of 'ACS:Law' threatens alleged Greek filesharers
From the BBC:
"Andrew Crossley told the BBC that e-mails sent out in the name of ACS:Law were a scam and nothing to do with him."
Now, which emails is he talking about? The recent ones, or the original ones? Perhaps he's trying the Murdoch approach - "yeah, people were apparently extorting money with threats in my name, but I didn't know about any of it...."
Posted Wednesday 20th July 2011 10:21 GMT
seanj
<title> → #
In MPs probe science behind bogus gov booze guidelines
"Governments sponsor academics to produce "science" of dubious quality to support conclusions reached in advance, what you might call "evidence-based policy-making". We recounted one example of that here related to minimum pricing for alcohol."
Surely you mean policy-based evidence-making"?
A good article, and it'll be a nice step forward if it were to ever come to anything - no government wants to be in the position of making policy based on sound science, surely...
Posted Thursday 30th June 2011 16:09 GMT
seanj
Don't go! They'll double your pay! → #
In Moderatrix kisses the Reg goodbye
Title says it all - if "they" say they won't, there's an army of commentards who'll storm Vulture Central and open filing cabinet drawers and leave them in a dangerous, open position for unsuspecting hacks to bash shins, elbows and foreheads on, fling stacks of papers recklessly and without care to the floor, stuff plasticine down the vending machine coin slot and add itching powder to the coffee granules...
But, just slightly more seriously (about as serious as you are about missing the place), all the best, your distinctive style of loving^H^H^H^H^H^H abusive moderation will leave a constant pang of emptiness for all who post shit in future.....
Posted Tuesday 14th June 2011 15:48 GMT
seanj
Re: What do you expect? → #
In Commons hit by rash of laptop thefts
... especially when you take away a large portion of their "salary", which they usually steal in the form of expenses...
Posted Wednesday 8th June 2011 10:29 GMT
seanj
Re: But they don't get a say → #
In Attorney General threatens Twitter injunction-busters
I did suspect after I posted that may be the case...
Posted Tuesday 7th June 2011 13:27 GMT
seanj
Or possibly... → #
In Attorney General threatens Twitter injunction-busters
... because the CPS would (if they show any sort of consistency in their decisions whatsoever - so don't rely on that!) not deem the case to be in the public interest to prosecute, making the AG look like the biggest, most useless twat this side of the other big, useless twat who's been shagging his brother's missus....
Posted Tuesday 7th June 2011 12:51 GMT
seanj
Re: Alternative → #
In Skype hangs up on users yet again
I suspect Microsoft would like everyone to use MSN - perhaps it's part of an elaborate ploy....
Posted Friday 27th May 2011 13:15 GMT
seanj
Down with this sort of thing! → #
In Vatican crackdown at Rome's Playboy Mansion-style monastery
Careful now!
Posted Tuesday 24th May 2011 09:42 GMT
seanj
"Overseas expertise" → #
In Service Birmingham offshores IT jobs
Cheap labour, you mean.
Posted Friday 13th May 2011 10:58 GMT
seanj
Vital Organs... → #
In Reg ed rattles the Red-Headed League
Taking a kidney. Not a big deal.
Steve
Sent from my iPad
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Posted Tuesday 19th April 2011 14:15 GMT
seanj
a title. → #
In Terrorists stamp on Indy's Kate Middleton jelly bean
My favourite is actually the keyword tag at the bottom of the article:
"# Depiction Of Future Royals In The Medium Of Confectionery"
Posted Thursday 14th April 2011 13:05 GMT
seanj
Re: Blu-ray? → #
In WTF is... 4K x 2K?
Perhaps if you hadn't posted as an Anonymous Coward, then the Reg could have run any future articles by you to ensure they are of interest - I mean, heaven forbid that you be disinterested by an article (though clearly not disinterested enough to keep your yap shut and not moan about it!), even if it may be of interest to the vast majority of the millions (thousands? hundreds?) of people who read this site.
Posted Wednesday 6th April 2011 15:39 GMT
seanj
Re: Anyone who banks online... → #
In Halifax cuts investment accounts off from the web until April 2012
I was getting ready to call you all kinds of names, downvote your post, everything, until I continued past the first paragraph and caught the sarcasm...
Instead of name-calling, have a beer.
Posted Tuesday 5th April 2011 14:05 GMT
seanj
Re: The title is required, and must contain letters and/or digits. → #
In Steven Moffat promises 'darker' Doctor Who
Blink is indeed boss, but that next story with the Weeping Angels was terrible... Angel Bob? Smeg off!
Posted Thursday 24th March 2011 13:58 GMT
seanj
The importance of punctuation. → #
In Duke Nukem Forever DELAYED
Headline should probably read "Duke Nukem, Forever DELAYED".
Been looking forward to this since it re-emerged from oblivion as something that might actually be released, but this last minute delay is making me wonder if it's all worth it... I have BulletStorm now anyway.
Posted Wednesday 23rd March 2011 10:57 GMT
seanj
From the BBC article... → #
In BT, TalkTalk in court seeking axe for Digital Economy Act
'John McVay, chief executive of PACT (Producers Alliance for Cinema and TV), who will represent the UK's creative industries at the judicial review, defended the act.
"The Digital Economy Act is the result of many years of consultation and presents a reasonable and balanced solution," he said.'
Really? Many years? Not a hastily cobbled bunch of crap thrown together after a "chance" meeting between "Lord" Peter Mandelson and David Geffen on a free holiday in Corfu, rushed through into law before Mandelson lost all power and influence when Labour lost the election?
Do you really think you're fooling anyone with your shit, mate? Behave yourself...
Posted Tuesday 22nd March 2011 14:01 GMT
seanj
Re: Super-AIDS... → #
In Beeb reworks Wuthering Frikkin' Heights
"Are they going to have Catherine die of Super-AIDS?"
Nope, she'll go into hospital to be treated with that two-week course of antibiotics, but die of MRSA...
Posted Wednesday 16th March 2011 15:12 GMT
seanj
Medway Towns... → #
In Watchdog disses City of Medway
I lived in the Medway Towns (Gillingham) for a couple of years.
If Kent is the Garden of England, the Medway Towns are the compost heap.
Posted Friday 11th March 2011 12:19 GMT
seanj
@Martin Lyne → #
In NASA aims for space tests of Mars-in-a-month plasma drive
"The calculations are for 50% acceleration, 50% deceleration. Leaving you with net 0 celeries. But at Mars!"
Net 0 celeries. Love it. Thank you for brightening up my Friday morning - but you still owe me for the keyboard...
Posted Tuesday 22nd February 2011 12:58 GMT
seanj
Smith... → #
In Jacqui Smith 'shocked' to discover we're drowning in sea of porn
Jaqcui Smith is a nobody, a has-been - a barely has-been at that. Why anyone would give airtime to this hypocritical, thieving waste of taxpayer's money (not to mention waste of air, carbon and space) is beyond me.
Flames - fire pits are what's needed, fire pits with heat exchangers that will keep children from disadvantaged families warm in winter. She always harped on about "thinking of the children", well now she can make a real difference.
Posted Wednesday 16th February 2011 13:11 GMT
seanj
Re: I need say nothing. → #
In Gov will pay £2.25m compo to ID card suppliers
Thank you. I was going to post another comment about the frantic renegotiations in the last days of Labour leading to this cost of compensation, but like you say, it applies equally here.
Posted Tuesday 15th February 2011 13:49 GMT
seanj
When Eric was in Egypt's land.... → #
In 'Vacuous' - Twitterati hail Eric Schmidt's midnight tweet
... let my people tweet.
Coat, nothing more need be said....
Posted Friday 11th February 2011 10:52 GMT
seanj
Which old witch? → #
In UK.gov shreds last ID scheme hard drives
Did they throw Jacqui Smith in the shredder too then? If so, drinks are on me!
Posted Wednesday 9th February 2011 11:38 GMT
seanj
Don't understand the fuss... → #
In Council dives into crematorium-heated pool
These crematoriums are gas-powered, right? It's not like they're flicking a lighter under a corpse and letting it burn itself out, throwing another one on top if the temperature of the pool drops a little low..
To me it makes sense to make use of the excess heat, rather than just let it go up a chimney as waste.
Also, can someone let me know why Unison are even involved? Are they now hoping to claim union dues from the recently deceased, or are they "representing" the views of the funeral directors and crematorium staff?
Posted Sunday 6th February 2011 01:45 GMT
seanj
Erm... → #
In PSP playing boy plunges onto railway
Tunnel vision, perhaps?
I know, not grammar nazi as such, but still thought it was befitting the comment....
Posted Thursday 3rd February 2011 13:26 GMT
seanj
Unobtainium... → #
In NASA hails 'amazing' exoplanetary system
Why go so far for your Unobtanium? Louis Gossett Jr was able to manufacture enough of it in an abandoned aircraft hangar in the Utah desert here on Earth to build a large underground train-looking thing in "The Core*".
*Yes, I know general feeling towards this film is negative, I don't care, it's still more fun to watch than 2012....
\Mine's the one with the copy of The Day After Tomorrow in the pocket...
Posted Tuesday 1st February 2011 14:54 GMT
seanj
Re: Just repeal the act... → #
In Ofcom to review Digital Economy Act site-blocking measures
What? And risk the likes of Mandelson having to pony up for their luxury yacht holidays in Corfu instead of rich media publishers? Imagine, politicians paying for something themselves, it's absurd.
Posted Wednesday 26th January 2011 13:14 GMT
seanj
I think the principal from Billy Madison said it best... → #
In Videogame TRAINS TERRORISTS, yells pundit
"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Stupid "make a tenuous link, then blame it for all social ills" idiot people, I doubt even God would have mercy on your souls...
Posted Monday 24th January 2011 11:59 GMT
seanj
Ok, I know I'm not Japanese, but... → #
In Beeb say sorry for Stephen Fry A-bomb quip
I saw this episode of QI, and remember them discussing this. Yes, it was mentioned that he could be the unluckiest person in the world for being in both cities when they were bombed, but they also turned it around and pointed out that the fact that he survived both blasts could also have meant that he was, in fact, the luckiest person in the world. Sounds balanced and the poor man in question certainly wasn't made the butt of any poor taste jokes that I remember.
Perhaps this is just my own naivety, in which case I apologise, and I know that I'm anything but "high-brow", but I don't see anything to be getting offended about - perhaps someone could (politely) explain it to me - I am legitimately confused by the reaction. Granted there may be some ... sensitivity ... over Hiroshima and Nagasaki, understandably so, but surely you can't cause offence by implying someone is unlucky to have been hit by two nuclear devices?
Perhaps I should brace myself for boos and downvotes...
Posted Monday 13th December 2010 11:14 GMT
seanj
Re: I can only surmise... → #
In Default judgement FAIL: ACS:Law muffs up in court
It's run by a lawyer, but one who based his business model solely around the fervent hope of never actually having to see the inside of a court room.
Posted Wednesday 1st December 2010 11:27 GMT
seanj
Obscure multi-command setting... → #
In Gear4 UnityRemote
"It’s only a small detail, but it did stop me in my tracks for a while and could probably have been avoided with a decent manual"
... and then you proceed without telling us poor mortals how you did it? Cruel, Reg Hack, so very cruel. haha...
Posted Friday 26th November 2010 13:57 GMT
seanj
Or, the simpler explanation.... → #
In BOFH: Pain fear games
... is that they meant half-frozen paintballs, kinda like it says.
(As opposed to fully-frozen paintballs.)
Have a beer, relax..... then take up Airsoft instead (I'm assuming the old rivalry still exists here - I've been out of the game for a few years)..
Posted Tuesday 23rd November 2010 18:09 GMT
seanj
hard choices? → #
In Buffy to slay her way back into cinemas
Season 8, thanks.
Hmm, wasn't that hard a choice after all...
Posted Friday 19th November 2010 15:42 GMT
seanj
Strider and R-Type → #
In Top Ten Arcade Classics
The two games that took most of my pocket money... Would definitely have made my top 10.
Posted Thursday 28th October 2010 15:53 GMT
seanj
CC: INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF) → #
In 419ers threaten terrorism charges
Oooh, scary.
Might as well CC Fireman fucking Sam, for all the use they'd be. Too bad they didn't include the FSA and ICO while they were at it, could have given us a real laugh...
Posted Thursday 14th October 2010 13:59 GMT
seanj
Jobs for the boys... → #
In Quango bonfire torches websites
Is it any wonder many taxpayers think that this quango lark was just a way for MPs (of any party colour) to give jobs to their mates when there's quango's like "The Government Hospitality Advisory Committee on the Purchase of Wines"?
Where's the Dr Frasier Crane icon when you need it? He'd probably vie with Niles to run said quango, with hilarity ensuing, no doubt...
Posted Wednesday 29th September 2010 11:15 GMT
seanj
A Christmas Carol... 2010 → #
In ACS:Law's mocking of 4chan could cost it £500k
To: Ebeneezer Scrooge
From: Bob Cratchett
Subject: Office termperature.
Sent: 24/12/1843 20:47
Sir,
the office is a little chilly tonight, may I please add another coal to the fire?
Regards,
Bob Cratchett
Clerk.
Posted Tuesday 21st September 2010 12:10 GMT
seanj
Damn foreigners.... → #
In iPhone mules are taking our handsets, damnit!
Dey took urrr Jobssss...
(and for those that need it explaining, well: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh5pqt1sM8w )
Posted Friday 17th September 2010 13:02 GMT
seanj
Great first step... → #
In Warner Bros flogs Nikita on iTunes
Now we just need more shows aired in this way. Unfortunately, they've chosen three TV shows that I don't watch, and have no intention of watching, to kick off their new policy, but major kudos to the guys at WB for getting the ball rolling. More please!
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