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* Posts by the real jacob

11 posts • joined Friday 17th July 2009 19:52 GMT

the real jacob
Grenade

nonsense

I have health care because I got off my ass and got a job. I would much rather see a few guys looking for green women on mars than spend a single penny on shite health care for a bunch of lazy jackoffs that can't be bothered to try for themselves.

the real jacob
Thumb Up

so...

how do I sign up to be a MS distributor?

the real jacob
Grenade

Ambulance chaser with a weak stomach

so he's chasing petty modders instead.

the real jacob
Grenade

it was ok...

just a leisurely stroll through an airport with a machine gun... pretty fun actually.

grenade for exploding civies obviously.

the real jacob
Grenade

of all the UI features to mimic...

...why pick the one everyone hates?

Is there a "this sucks, I want my fecking menu back" mode?

the real jacob
Badgers

When I saw Noop

I thought, "No way I would use that, it couldn't sound more ridiculous". Then I saw the proper noh-awp pronunciation... and it sounds more ridiculous.

the real jacob
Badgers

i'm not the only one then...

that has no fucking clue what the joke is.

the real jacob

another for

Twatdangle I

the real jacob
Joke

Have to wait til peak time..

"This film will end in 2 minutes. Not enough Viewers"

the real jacob
Pirate

right

i feel safer already

the real jacob
WTF?

What exactly...

were those burgers made of?

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