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155 posts • joined Thursday 17th May 2007 11:12 GMT

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Kane
Joke

Godwin's Law

See title

Kane
Terminator

Totally read the sub heading...

with Arnie's accent.

Kane
Facepalm

facepalm.jpg

Title says it all.

Kane

Re: Comet?

Technically it's the private equity firm OpCapita that bought out the Comet brand that will be making moves on Game. They seem to have the readies to be able to buy them out and their debt I assume.

Kane
Trollface

Re: this might surprise you

Yeah, but the graphics are crappy, and you only get one life.

Kane
Trollface

Re: EPIC FAIL

Bad troll, naughty troll for making me respond - back into your cave!

Kane
Unhappy

Re: Is this really unexpected?

"Or even a problem?"

Well, if you can afford the latests shiny at release then I guess not, but I personally very VERY rarely ever buy games on release - I would much rather wait until there are some relatively cheap second hand copies kicking about, and even then I can pick up a couple of games for £20 or less.

If it was a case that MS were doing this in the name of progress, then yes I would be in favour of it, but that doesn't appear to be the case here - it looks like they are effectively trying to shut down the second hand games market with this activity.

Kane

Re: Uh huh?

"back to the days of cartridge, with almost no load times"

Hahaha! No, really - have you experienced the load times for PSV games yet? Particularly the high texture ones.

Kane
FAIL

Re: THERE'S MORE TO LIFE

Yet here you are, commenting on a page about game controllers.

Kane
Trollface

Re: in other news,..

Nice troll bait, 6/10 for getting me to respond!

Kane
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What you did there?

I saw it.

Kane

Re: Re: Re: applicability to Scotland

Depends on the specifics surely? Where the ISP servers are based, not the customer receiving the connection to them? What if you live literally yards over the border in Scotland, but your ISP is based south of the border?

IANAL, but as this is all new territory as far as applicable process is concerned, won't any actions hereafter set the benchmark for future actions?

Kane
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But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

Kane

or covered with ground up lunar rock.

Kane
Go

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

Kane
Happy

Does it make shoes for orphans?

shutupandtakemymoney.jpg

Kane
Alien

Ark Fleet

B-Ark perhaps? With all of the Hairdressers and Documentary Film Makers?

Kane
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How do you think the iPhone 4S came about?

Kane
Trollface

That's right! Our own home-grown criminals are just not trying hard enough as far as I'm concerned.

Maybe we should retrain all those old-school bank robbers that are doing a long stretch, give them some IT skills - that'll show them pesky foreigners how to properly rob you blind!

Kane

Err...

Didn't BitDefender say that the Carrier IQ is "so deeply integrated with the device’s firmware [that] Carrier IQ Finder cannot remove it".

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/12/08/carrier_iq_android_detection/

If it's integrated with the firmware, doesn't that mean that Google have worked with them? Or is the Android platform really that open? Not trolling, just asking as I'm curious.

Kane
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Just waiting now...

...for the low budget SyFy channel movie version "MegaShrimp Vs. (insert other animal name here)".

Kane
Go

Hmmm....I'll bite.

Length of a double decker bus = 12 metres (newer models in the UK) - We'll call this "L"

Average distance from the Sun to Pluto = 5,906,376,272 km (the variance is between 4.44 billion km and 7.38 billion km based on it's elliptical orbit), in metres = 5,906,376,272,000 - We'll call this "D"

So... D divided by L = 492,198,022,667 Double Decker Buses.

I think...

Kane
Facepalm

As opposed to one of those shiny new gaming consoles that has just been relea.....oh, wait a minute...

Kane
Coffee/keyboard

I approve...

...of this post.

(btw, you owe me a new keyboard sir).

Kane
Alien

Only one explanation

Aliens

Kane
Trollface

1/10 for getting me to reply.

You should leave now

Kane

"George Lucas will clearly not be sat in the director's chair so the ads could actually be more meaningful than the last generation of Star Wars films he made."

Ouch. Not a fan then?

Kane
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@ Running out of Gel

Yes, but they can allways rely on their abundance of citrus based explosives to ensure that science gets done.

Kane
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Baiting?

Oh go on then, I'll bite....

I am employed.

I would like to think that I am not useless (however this is merely my opinion).

I don't drink that often (couple of times a year, mainly birthdays and social gatherings).

Nor am I a waster (again, my opinion).

Did I mention that I am a gamer? Oops! Sorry!

Although in all fairness, you are generalising what a "typical gamer" is with your comment, so it is unlikely that I would be able to meet your lofty criteria.

Kane
Go

Challenge...

...Accepted!

Kane
Happy

Nope, the original PS1...

Sony and Nintendo had a big thing going on with the development of a CD based entertainment/console system that would effectively be an add-on for the SNES. Nintendo pulled out of the project after issues with the original contracts that would grant Sony complete control over all games written for the proposed format. After most of the hard RnD work had been done, Sony went ahead and bundled the tech together into a single unit.

Kane

Agreed - which country are you posting from M1? Different countries have different listed Human Rights Acts.

Kane
Go

obligatory sing along

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Kane
Go

@ Mark Reed

This was a triumph...

Kane
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that's just peanuts to space...

I'll just leave this here....

http://www.scaleoftheuniverse.com/

Kane
Unhappy

I'll call it....

Pics, or it didn't happen.

Kane
Facepalm

How about...

...HL2 Episode 3.

Or even better, HL3?

C'mon Valve, pull yer finger aht!

Kane

Conundrum?

But would that mean that they would only be able to travel through to a period of time where the equipment actually exists? For instance, they could only go as far back as the invention of the first "time machine"?

Kane
Happy

"...so let's just say it's really big..."

Longer than a walk down the road to the chemist then, eh?

Kane
Trollface

@NomNomNom

1/10 - must troll harder.

Kane
Coffee/keyboard

New Keyboard please

"bizarro conspiraloon blog"

Nuff said.

Kane
Go

@ Soundtrack?

More to the point, will it have a training montage?

Gotta have a montage....

Kane
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Hold on....

...Apple pulled the plug on an app that provided a feed from another source that the developer of the app had no control over?

Seriously?

Pfft

So what happens if a developer produces an app that provides a direct feed from say, El Reg, and Vulture Central decide to publish a story on, let's say a maker of a well known mobile telephony device, and someone posts in the comments page to that story a link to a website that says "Ra ra ra ra apple fanboi ra ra ra ra overpriced handset ra ra ra ra raving maniacs ra ra ra ra", Apple would pull the plug on the app?

Again I say, Seriously?

Pfft

Kane
Go

Re @ Andy Bright

You Sir, owe me a new monitor!

Kane
Coat

Re: Worst Warcraft Quest!

"...must complete or you can never do business in Orgrimmar or Undercity again, or much else."

That's what you get for picking Horde. /spit

Alliance FTW!

"Then, when you finally figure out what you need to do it takes at least half an hour, often more than an hour"

First - read the quest text (although I suppose that is the problem that Jeffrey Kaplan is describing in the article - never been a problem for me personally), then you will know what to do; it's a basic escort quest ffs!

Secondly - half an hour to an hour? Seriously? Took me about 12 minutes with my DK, and about 18 minutes with my Hunter, once the main battle started at the entrance to the sewers.

"...and is utterly pointless"

I disagree, I gained 2 weapon skill points (2 handed swords) and 2 defense skill points while doing that quest on the DK.

Mines the one with the [Medallion of the Alliance] in the back pocket...

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Kane
Coat

Roads?

Where we're going we don't need roads.

Mine's the one with the Flux Capacitor in the back pocket.

Kane
Coat

Yes, but.....

...will it be recorded in Dubbly?

Enquiring Australian Hairdresser's Nightmares need to know!

Mine's the one with the zucchini wrapped in tin foil in the pocket.

Kane
Stop

I'm sorry....

...Labels on kebabs? What kebab shops did they go to? No emporium of the unidentified meat product i've been to sticks a label on 'em.

Kane
Go

Thank you...

...Lester. Brightened my day!

Particularly liked "the presence of a rival manufacturer's figurines in a traditionally Playmobil reconstruction an affront to continuity".

/chuckle

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