Setting aside major contributions to the world of bier en kaas, it is important to note that Belgium have shown us that a nation needn't really have a government. Over a year, and no one had noticed until now? Remarkable!
the question will then move to diatomic Helium (He2 - please forgive the lack of subscript there). After all, there is essentially no data available regarding the physical properties of this molecule!
one assumes that what you really wanted was to filter by poster's sex. Gender options would be masculine, feminine, and (depending upon your choice of language) neuter. It appears to me that you are addressing male and female.
bull-semen-related memories (the only one, actually) is of driving through Iowa or Nebraska (it's hard to tell the difference, really) and seeing a "collection" facility where the large sign out front read:
one wonders whether we'd actually know that we'd been sucked into an uncontrollable black hole. I'm fairly certain that's where my missing laundry has gone, and it's only a matter of time before we all catch up and I find it.
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Oh dear
"The real Curiosity lifted off atop an Atlas V rocket stack on 26 November last year, and is now sailing towards a 5 August date with destiny."
The real Curiosity? <snort>
Re: Hang on...
And how, pray tell, will an archaic spreadsheet help us now? Were you simply seeking the IT angle?
Re: They haven't found life on Mars
"... finding something that looks for all the world like elephant footprints."
Perhaps better would be " ... finding something that looks vaguely like what elephant footprints are thought to resemble."
Ignoring my nit, "Well done, sir."
"Hah, bumhug! "
I see what you did there. Well played, sir.
Of course, this means
I may be buying a PS3 at a bargain price when these things come out.
That's the only plus I can see here. What a bunch of dopes.
Re: Don't all of those...
Mr President, we cannot afford a DEATH-RAY gap!
It seems obvious
that there will soon be a recall of the iPad 2 (and earlier?) for operating at too low a temperature.
The other possibility is that they are also now operating at these elevated temperatures without the reality distortion field which formerly obtained.
In Russia
computers reboot you.
No worries
A good dose of sea water will generally end these threats.
Was I the only one
who read that as Yahoo! confounder?
I could have told you
it wasn't the Americans.
It's all "detailed" over at my second favourite site -
http://iheardacouplethings.blogspot.com/2012/01/are-russian-space-troubles-from-beyond.html
It's been 'shopped
I can tell by the pixels.
Based on the link
to the Python-based Squirrel Defence System, it seems that the Russians may want to buy up a shed-load of these to help with their space programme.
Hmm
This fellow seems to think some of these exoplanetarians are already in our neighbourhood:
http://iheardacouplethings.blogspot.com/2012/01/are-russian-space-troubles-from-beyond.html
Clearly
that's a purloined Windows activation code!
It wasn't just Thomas 4
I mean, I knew the CEO types at RIM were a bit warped, but this is carrying it all a bit too far, don't you think?Where is this happening?
Discworld, perhaps?
Apart from the design
and I don't mean experimental design - is there anything really there?
From this post, it seems there might, and this "fellow" has been a CERN-hater for quite some time, it appears.
http://iheardacouplethings.blogspot.com/2011/12/still-playing-uncerntainty-card.html
Agreed.
Further, I would prefer not to be marooned on it.
perhaps no one missed them ...
according to these folks, they were brought back from the past by a massive time warp or something.
http://iheardacouplethings.blogspot.com/2011/12/extinct-bees-back-from-dead.html
I, as no doubt many others,
cry fowl, sir.
Somehow ...
I thought an atomic time boffin would be much more imposing.
Clearly
these must be made from the Wompom. There is nothing that a Wompom cannot do.
Right -
Here are your choices then:
Gary Oldman,
John Cleese,
Richard Hammond (with Jeremy Clarkson as his companion - killed off in the first scene),
Morgan Freeman,
Bob Hoskins,
Christopher Walken, or
Sean Connery
That should cover it.
Thanks.
Onychoteuthis banksii
Onychoteuthis banksii was named in honour of Banksy.
As you can see, it tags itself, thus the name.
Dispute it if you will, I ignore mere facts and grab hold of convenient appearance and coincidence.
While I may be
a small mental hippie child, I must deny being at all patient.
Thanks, Simon.
I for one
welcome our puzzlingly structured asteroidal overlords.
Wait a moment
are you saying my retirement home on the Sea of Tranquility may not be on the up and up?
Cheap and Complex
I think that beats Expensive and Complex hands down, no?
So this fellow may be right?
http://iheardacouplethings.blogspot.com/2011/09/we-didnt-start-fire.html
I tend to take opinions at that site with a few grams of NaCl, but the Silk post and their Ritchie RIP were spot on.
This is not an American Car
This is to be built in the Republic of Texas - a whole nother country, as their tourism adverts recently had it.
Paris, because I'm hoping the plant will be in Paris, Texas.
I'm fairly certain
that imaginary mass would mean that an apple would fall sideways and miss Sir Isaac's head altogether.
Perhaps it would catch in a (Kip) Thorne bush?
Optional
Davis reportedly described the lavatorial escapade as "an exercise of his rights to protest and free speech".
Do we know just what he was protesting? Low quality paper products? Morons who chat on the phone while on the crapper? Bomb-sniffing dogs?
Sounds like this guy
agrees with you:
http://iheardacouplethings.blogspot.com/2011/09/nasa-avoids-smelling-like-musk.html
Black helicopter because who calls himself "Procrustes 17" unless he's waiting for them to find him?
You're correct
That's why forced air heating systems don't have fans.
Another lesson from Belgium
Setting aside major contributions to the world of bier en kaas, it is important to note that Belgium have shown us that a nation needn't really have a government. Over a year, and no one had noticed until now? Remarkable!
Further,
the question will then move to diatomic Helium (He2 - please forgive the lack of subscript there). After all, there is essentially no data available regarding the physical properties of this molecule!
Of course
one assumes that what you really wanted was to filter by poster's sex. Gender options would be masculine, feminine, and (depending upon your choice of language) neuter. It appears to me that you are addressing male and female.
I'm always happy to help.
Perhaps they've already been found
This fellow seems to think it's all a game -
http://iheardacouplethings.blogspot.com/2011/09/seti-home-is-back.html
He's probably at least as right as most of the others posting on the topic.
One of my favourite
bull-semen-related memories (the only one, actually) is of driving through Iowa or Nebraska (it's hard to tell the difference, really) and seeing a "collection" facility where the large sign out front read:
"MANY ARE CULLED, BUT FEW ARE FROZEN"
ComScore
are the only reason the Reg can sell all those lovely ads we get to see so we don't have to pay for access to the site.
I for one welcome my keylogging advertising sales motivated overlords.
I don't think this guy read this correctly
but he's probably right that it's a conspiracy.
http://iheardacouplethings.blogspot.com/2011/08/slowly-i-cern-step-by-step-inch-by-inch.html
I for one
am very much looking forward to the new BeOS Macs.
And yet
one wonders whether we'd actually know that we'd been sucked into an uncontrollable black hole. I'm fairly certain that's where my missing laundry has gone, and it's only a matter of time before we all catch up and I find it.
Is there anything
without a conspiracy theory?
http://iheardacouplethings.blogspot.com/2011/07/cern-to-hide-higgs-boson.html
That's precisely why
I didn't sign up with Klout. I have far too many apps / web ecosystems / "communities" trying to track my every move through one another already.
Won't someone think of the children?!
What was that last bit
about and Army for Poutine? Sounds like our Vlad is a regular Reg reader.
I for one
welcome our amnesiac, file-folder-shuffling overlords.
Was I the only one
to read that subhead with a (phantom) comma as:
Cambridge IT guy 'was the Spanish Guy, Fawkes', say cops.
I was wondering, "who is this Spanish guy named Fawkes?"
I love punctuation, even when it's not there.
You're
not from around here, are you, mate?
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