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* Posts by Happy Moose

6 posts • joined Tuesday 10th March 2009 15:59 GMT

Happy Moose
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I expect sales of Andrex to go up...

More absorbent than the NotW ever was...

Mine's the one with the Kimberly-Clark share certificate in the pocket...

Happy Moose
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"Something the size of a bus"

It's great that NASA are able to detect something the size of a bus approaching from afar - and moreover, to publish its expected route and the times it will pass various places.

I hope Stagecoach Bus are taking lessons from them. Whenever they predict the passing of "something the size of a bus" at various points on a given route, it invariably never turns up. Or it transpires to be more than one.

At least the 6-year interval is in rough agreement.

Mine's the one with the timetable in the pocket.

Happy Moose

I agree there's precendence...

The old one blended good. But will the A5 processor, the "smart cover" and all those magnets adorning the iPad2 finally contrive to beat the Blendtec blender?

Happy Moose
Jobs Halo

That's all very interesting...

...but will it blend?

Happy Moose
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Delivering a sh*te service...

...whilst taking the p*ss.

Happy Moose
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Overpriced, doesn't work properly...

Sounds just like the one in the shops!

Mine's the one with the paperweight in the pocket.

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