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Captain Hogwash
Headmaster

Re: Had to break suddenly just the other day

Me too. I just fell to pieces.

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Facepalm

Exams getting easier

Who knew?

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Re: ANYTHING has to be better than "The Triplets of Belleville"

You have no soul.

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Re: I'd probably just use my phone

The PC is plugged into the line-in on one of the Sonos players. This means that I can distribute it to any or all players in the house. The tablet would allow cueing/control from wherever I am. Using a phone as a Sonos controller works well enough and would be OK if you have Spotify premium. But it wouldn't allow you to get at other things on the net and distribute them across the whole system so easily. Sure, a phone could also be used as an RDP client but really it's too small to be comfortably usable. A tablet, say about 7 inches, would make quite a good dedicated multi device controller.

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Re: I still don't know

I didn't know either until my Sonos controller started developing dead spots. Now I see an android tablet as a serviceable replacement which can also RDP into a media centre PC to cue up ad-supported Spotify (or other services not available directly via Sonos) from whichever room I am in without the need to switch on the TV. The problem now is choosing one good enough for the job without going over the top.

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Commodore PET

First shown to me in a maths class by Mr Ratcliffe in 1979 who then went on to describe the internet of today. Great teacher, great machine. I owe my career to both. One more thing, the PET was not butt ugly. It looked great - proper 1970s futurism.

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Coat

Re: The first law in robotic sex acceptability

Was I the only one who read that as "open to at least thrusting a robot in other area's" ?

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Facepalm

Re: "How can Avatar be so terrible .... ?"

"There's a sucker born every minute"

-Attr. to P. T. Barnum

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Holmes

Re: Valiant effort for a really poor film script!!

I think the OP meant getting it all wrong in reference to Art vs Commerce.

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Go

The Bushes Scream While My Daddy Prunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpgyVxP8OG8

Captain Hogwash

Re: "...bemoaning the ludicrous number of false positives..."

Ah but they won't. A large number of false positives, when acted upon and publicised as though simply positives, is how the desired climate of fear is created and maintained. There are numerous examples of prior art in both history and fiction.

Captain Hogwash
Headmaster

Re: "...who isn't part of the babyboom generation"

The top public faces are not babyboomers anymore, though no doubt the Whitehall mandarins are. Cameron, Osborne, Clegg & Milliband are all GenXers.

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Re: "why are democratic governments so scared ...?"

Because the country is massively in debt and the cuts haven't really started to bite yet. Once they do then the aforementioned citizens might show their displeasure. It would therefore be prudent to ensure such avenues as were used across a number of Arab countries are not open to them. BTW, it's probably not an initiative coming from the government so much as the civil service. Although I'm sure there are plenty of government members who didn't really need persuading - just as was probably the case with the previous lot. Now that I've identified myself online as either a conspiracy theorist nutcase or a dangerous perceptive intellectual I'm wondering if, in either case, I have nothing to fear. Oh well, keep calm and carry on I suppose.

Captain Hogwash

Re: Sir

That dream needed to be killed.

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WTF?

Re: Hmmm

Oi! I like those Canadian shorts. Especially if they are artsy and in black and white.

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WTF?

What are they really up to?

They can get your location by cell triangulation or GPS and hit publicly available online weather stations for current conditions at that location. Then they can serve ads based on this data. What seems to be the most obvious thing they can determine about your local conditions via temperature and light sensors on the phone itself is whether or not the phone is in your pocket. I'm sure there will be some evil intent but at the moment I just can't see what it is.

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Coat

Re: The Linux version

VAG Turbot engine? Sounds a bit fishy to me.

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Go

Re: Oh, the irony

Yes and I also remember the ones that said "Aging hippies - no thanks".

Captain Hogwash
Alien

Re: remember the face on mars

They are benevolent snowmen calling us on to the next phase of our evolution.

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Alert

Make them glow

When it's time to go on carousel.

Captain Hogwash

Re: if they are good then they don't go on BBC4!

A slight correction is in order. The third option in the list should have said BBC2.

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Re: if they are good then they don't go on BBC4!

If they lack depth/intellectual rigour and are only really of interest to teenagers/young twentysomethings they go on BBC3.

If they lack depth/intellectual rigour and are of more general interest they go on BBC1.

If they have more depth/intellectual rigour and are of more specialised interest they go on BBC1.

If they have most depth/intellectual rigour or are of most specialised interest they are shown on BBC4 and then sometimes shown late at night on BBC2. I imagine the BBC2 showing is for the benefit of those still receiving only analogue transmissions if there are any.

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Subscription model and lossy DRM'd files

I'd rent movies online when I was at a loose end if it was a one shot deal. But paying every month when I might not have time to watch anything? Forget it (LoveFilm & Netflix.) As for music, I want lossless files with no DRM. So the result of all this is that I watch movies when they reach TV or are free on sites like Youtube and I buy music on CD then rip to FLAC on a NAS for distribution around the house.

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Plan 9 From Outer Space

is a "so bad, it's good" classic.

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Holmes

Jumping to conclusions

"Brits together own more flat-panel tellies than any other Western European nation, even those with bigger populations, such as Germany"

Could this be because we live in much smaller houses than most of our European neighbours and are therefore in more of a hurry to ditch the space hogging CRTs?

"Size remains a key buying factor: more than two-thirds of the TVs bought in 2011 were smaller than 33in."

Hmmmm. It's looking quite likely.

"We're a conservative lot: only nine per cent of punters say they will opt for a larger size than they currently own"

Clearly it's not about being conservative then. Please read your own article before jumping to such conclusions.

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Captain Hogwash

late-1970s and early-1980s sci-fi films

Surely just 1970s? Silent Running and Solaris were both from 1972 and Alien is from 1979. I wish they still made 'em like that (well the first two anyway.)

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Don't you think they would if they could?

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Flame

Waterproof mobes

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/09/09/mobe_poll_result/

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Coat

Re: Pi...

How many radians would you like?

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Flame

At it again

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/09/09/mobe_poll_result/

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Re: What's the point of this?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/09/09/mobe_poll_result/

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Big Brother

Re: Looks like that Minority Report display will be here sooner rather than later

We already have them. They are called data miners. Don't feed them.

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something from Alcatel Lucent which defies description

Pictures?

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Go

Re: Re: What's the point of this? (Director's Cut)

Actually I think it needs some CGI.

Captain Hogwash
Megaphone

What's the point of this? (Director's Cut)

Mobe has been used several times since it was banned so why assume anything different will happen here?

For the record, I like freetard and commentard but despise mobe.

Captain Hogwash
Megaphone

What's the point of this?

Mobe has been used several times since it was banned so why assume anything different will happen here?

For the record, I like freetard and despise mobe.

Captain Hogwash
Pirate

Re: Biggest shock for users

It doesn't end there. They will likely discover that in order to install software from the MS store some kind of MS ID is required. This will possibly be used to track activity online and build a profile. What would this be used for? Well, there's a reason I don't use the Android Market. On speaking to a techie mate who uses Linux, said users might then be disgusted to discover that secure boot has made it impossible to investigate putting an alternative OS on the device. If my tribe of family and friends users asks me about a WOA device I certainly wouldn't be advising a purchase. Yes, DrXym, the backlash could be considerable.

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Joke

Hmmmm

Yes, infinitely watchable. Fnarrr, fnarrr.

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Keep on rocking in the free world!

As title.

Captain Hogwash
Unhappy

Couldn't we just let it hit?

It would solve pretty much every other problem.

Captain Hogwash

Those are called hipsters.

Captain Hogwash
WTF?

How to pronounce boson

Can anyone here shed some light on this? When it (and other boson particles) first started to be mentioned on science programmes on television, it was pronounced bozon. However, news readers in particular (pun not intended,) have been recently referring to the Higgs boatswain. Which is correct?

Captain Hogwash
Flame

Please please please

Mr Smartphone maker, give me a phone with an OS which is fully functional without having to tie it to some effin Google/MS/iTunes/etc ID. I'd be your customer for life.

Captain Hogwash

"...supper an apoplectic fit..."

Surely the only tablet needed would be an indigestion tablet. What are the respondents' preferences? Tums? Rennie? We must be told!

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WTF?

"...motivate staff, and reward them..."

What planet is he on? I have studiously ignored works Christmas dos for 10 years and this is, in part, what prevents me from becoming demotivated.

Captain Hogwash

The surroundings

are very evocative of the Eloi & Morlocks act from that old movie of H.G. Wells' The Time Machine.

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15x10 grid

Actually it seems to be 16x10.

Captain Hogwash
Headmaster

That's Hopper

As title.

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Go

Japanese-style phones

Bring it on!

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Go

Wrist movement

You're talking about operating a mouse right?

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