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* Posts by Dave

13 posts • joined Tuesday 24th April 2007 15:03 GMT

Dave

You can still see your food in a power cut!

Great idea

Dave

That'll buy quite a few cream buns

Perhaps instead of compensation they could pay for a lifetime membership to a gym?

Dave

Does his widow

Rent bedsits in the house next door?

Dave

Why did her husband let her use his computer anyway

I think he made the chain that attaches her to the cooker too long

Dave

Beat him to it

Just paint your wals blue screen of death blue

Dave
Happy

Surely the video will help Max clear his name?

Well I suppose refering to one of the whores as an inmate, checking her for lice, and counting how many times she gets whipped in German doesn't look good, and the silly Herr Flick accent.

But I'm sure Max is telling the truth

Dave

Bring back the knuckle shuffle

I knew a bloke who said "I can't take catholicism serious, if you're halfway through a wank, have a heart attach and die without the last rights, you are off to hell. Kill millions and repent on your death bed and you are off to heaven".

Dave
Paris Hilton

Spit or swallow?

Probably not a career by choice, just someyhing you get sucked into.

Dave

eBay stops fraud & does impact on earnings?

How the **** are they going to manage that?

See how many TVs this bloke sold and didn't deliver (take into account all the "offers" he had as well.

http://feedback.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=n111arm&&ftab=FeedbackAsSeller&sspagename=VIP:feedback:2:uk&iid=220176755241

Dave
Happy

It's so sad when a promising youngster goes off the rails

te he

Dave
Thumb Up

Got one already, it's great

I bought one in Taiwan 2 weeks ago, I have it in the office today, no one I have shown it to has failed to be impressed.

Everything I need, about 10 seconds to boot, about the same size as the table on a cattle class flight 3.5 hours battery. Weighs in at about 1 KG.

Already set up for Skype etc. Mine cost approx £175 in Taiwan, but it does have wirelees, webcam and twice the RAM and solid state drive of the basic one that sells for $199 bulk to educational users.

Dave

Poor girl

Shell be prone to having breakdowns all her life

Dave

"GMTV, which is a friend to people in the morning.”

Perhaps that is why thier website has tons of links to gambling sites and loan companies?

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