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* Posts by The Envoy

60 posts • joined Thursday 28th August 2008 14:05 GMT

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The Envoy

Re: Someone has to pay... Sound and vision

Aaah, the commercials too loud complaint. Very often up for debate here in Sweden as well. And the answer is always something like this:

"But, hey, it's not louder. We just compress the sound to make it stand out and get noticed".

And so it continues...

Someone has to pay, even for the so called "free" stuff. And that someone is - as always - you and me, the viewer.

The Envoy
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Re: Web site apps

"The Reg feeds all point to the desktop site, which is a pain when using Google Reader on a phone."

And even more when you're reading the neighbours computer screen using your binoculars.

Can I please subscribe to the printed edition.

The Envoy
Pint

Re: Piss off yourself

Worse still; some places - mainly in larger cities - that used to serve you a pint OR 500 ml sneakily shrunk the size to 400 ml instead of raising the price. Unacceptable for a person who like me prefer nothing smaller than 500 ml.

The Envoy
Coat

Full of suggestions!

After dowloading all suggested freeeware in the comments my computer is a mess of programs scattered all over the harddrive.

I'll get my coat and go buy that Windows Office bundle...

The Envoy
Trollface

Re: ooh!

I'd say that with the exeption of no upgrades what you just wrote is true for e-a-c-h and e-v-e-r-y phone released these days.

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Case closed

All we need now is a protective case to protect the protective case from damage and stains. Then yet another case to protect the case that protects the case. And so on, and so on....

The Envoy
WTF?

Re: New Olympic Sport ?

What?! There's actual sports going on during these "Olympic games"? I was convinced is was just one big marketplace for selling stuff...

The Envoy
Devil

Looking forward to getting my hands on it to hear the latest from "Chiddy Bang" ... NOT!

The Envoy
Coat

I do recall being somewhat excited á la Rory when I, decades ago, managed to HTML together my first rudimentary page for the Internets.

By the way... This "computer" and "computing" thing is really a fad, right? Time to move on to something newer, more exciting.

The Envoy
WTF?

Sweden?

Sure that "my country" Sweden would be in the Top 3. Or at least Top 5. Had to find out why not and was stunned to see that the latest figures put the percentage of homes using WiFi at a measly 15%!

Most of the people I know have a working WiFi at home in addition to some broadband connection. Further investigation and analysis required. In the meantime: Use that WiFi Swedes, now that you've bought iPads and the like for vegetating in front of the telly while updating that Facebook profile!

The most common way to get online in Sweden is DSL, with 87% of homes using it. 3G/4G is second with close to 40%. In toto 93% of Swedish homes have an Internet connection.

The Envoy
Happy

Watch him or he'll rob you blind. Allegedly.

Saul Zaentz ? Ah, that explains it. The same company that in 1985 sued 1970's rocker John Fogerty for the song The Old Man Down The Road on the album Centerfield saying in was plagiarizing Down On The Corner that John had written for his group Creedence Clearwater Revival back in 1969.. Saul lost the case btw.

But in a compromise got John/the record company to change the title of one of the songs on that 1985 album from Zanz Kant Danz to Vanz Kant Danz. It was about a pig that steals your money. You do the math.

Zanz Kant Danz still available on vinyl copies. Allegedly.

Sing along kids!

http://youtu.be/qAEd_U7TEEM

"Zanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money,

Watch him or he'll rob you blind. "

The Envoy
Boffin

"Sure, it’s thicker by about HALF A MILLIMETRE, but it’s hard to spot this."

Correction:

Yes, a half a millimetre difference would be hard to spot. In reality it is 0.6 centimetre = 6 millimetres thicker.

The Envoy
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One or all?

The upside is that by following all Register Twitter accounts you get all the news at least twice. The downside is that you do get the news at least twice.

(Oh boy! All that explaining made me thirsty...)

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Pint

100 million years?

It will at least give me time to renew my passport!

The Envoy
WTF?

Same old same old...

As a non-player looking at this preview I get the feeling the world of computer/console/online games is in even worse shape than the movie industry. The same old square jawed guys with guns. Does anything happen except the graphics getting better? Can I get a list of five truly original, creative and good games? Do they exist? Can I put off buying a Playstation, XBox or whatever yet another year?

The Envoy
Joke

Jailbreaking?

What's all this "jailbreaking" I keep reading about in connection with iPhones. I would've thought such a popular piece of technology would come complete without the need to tamper with the construction?

Trollingly yours,

"Befuddled"

The Envoy
WTF?

Pay for?

I expect to get paid by the movie company for carrying around product placement/live ads like this.

The Envoy
Alert

Free as in ... free?

As a fellow Swede I would like to remind Niklas and potential users that there is no such thing as a free lunch ... or mobile broadband. You just might have to look a bit harder for the ads or equivalent. But believe me; it's there.

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The Envoy
Meh

NSFW???

Just spotted the added "NSFW" addition to the title and had to click back as I couldn't recall what in the review I had read yesterday could warrant a NSFW stamp.

Checked the comments and realised I am a insensitive Swede.

Logging off ...

The Envoy
Facepalm

@FrankAlphaXII re: Chromium

Chromium 12.0.742.112 (90304) Ubuntu 10.10:

"WE CAN'T GIVE YOU A SCORE FOR YOUR BROWSER."

The Envoy
Meh

He said that Samsung was working on Bada, its own platform, "harder than people outside think"

As an owner of Samsung Jet running Bada I must agree that Samsung is hiding its developement of Bada extremely well. I haven't seen a single update since I bought the piece of plastic a couple of years ago.

The lack of support from popular sites like Bambuser coupled with the distinct lack of apps for the very basics of web 2.0 is amazing.

Bada. For users who prefer things basic and half-heartedly executed. (TM)

The Envoy
Pirate

A quick recap

Don't bother downloading and reading all these papers. It's old news. Example:

The Libyan freedom war is very much a success thanks to the help of NATO and US forces securing ... what else is there? Oil! Bomb them back to the whatever age you like, as long as they keep the oil flowing our way. Thankyouverymuch.

Watch the rerun in a coutry nearby pretty damn soon.

The Envoy
WTF?

Ignored by Google...

As a long time user of various basic Google services I sign up to get an invitation to Google+, but so far blatantly ignored by Google. Apparently 27 million were found more worthy than me. :(

Guess I'll ignore Google back. HA!

The Envoy
WTF?

Where does the money go?

So ... will those 500 million be put to good use or just be spihoned off left and right, evaporate....?

The Envoy
Pint

Huh? Another one...?

Since I'm still figuring out what to do with my Google Wave account the lack of invitation to this +-thing is nothing I spend sleepless night pondering. And what's this "Angry Birds" all about...?

The Envoy
WTF?

Re: Re: @Sarah Davis -- i.e. Daniel from Stockholm

Dear Daniel from Stockholm,

I applaud your madness and blatant lack of history. Quote: "70 years of labour party mismangement of the economy (and the society in general, really.)"

After you've read up on Den svenska modellen/The Nordic model

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_model

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folkhemmet

and hopefully understood that it is one of the reasons you're able to spout your silliness, I reward you by sending you back to the 1910's were you can jumpstart your own version of Sverige Demokraterna/Sweden Democrats or suitably twisted organisation.

The Envoy
Megaphone

Hear! Hear!

(Message from the time of volume and hi-fi sensebility. I blame it all on mp3!)

The Envoy
Pint

Cheers!

And cheers again!

(I see that the Reg comments section is limited to one pint per post.)

The Envoy
Stop

But, for the love of God...

...where's the church?

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The Envoy
Happy

Zevon!

Two thumbs up and a couple of beers to Alun for the fine choice of music/artist!

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Happy

Come join us!

Greetings from Sweden!

We may freeze our collective backside off in darkness and dusk 9 months of the year, but we warm our faces in the glow of various sized screens. Thank you technology!

(We also offer a never ending supply of beautiful men and women.)

The Envoy
Unhappy

Yikes!

And I was looking forward to this release. That is, until I'd read this.

The Envoy
Pint

Cheers!

Next round's on me

The Envoy

Er...

Full HD+

Maximum HD

HD:est

...

The Envoy
Terminator

Commercially sexy...

With Tim Burton's weird/twisted Batman long gone all that can be expected of this Catwoman is a suitably safe USA-sexy action yawn.

The Envoy
Happy

App-less

Sadly I do not own any iWhatever and have to celebrate New Year's the old, ancient, app-less way.

A Happy New 2011 to one and all!

The Envoy

But ... 500 000 i royalty

... must surely mean at least 35 million downloads at 70p a track using Velv's 2 percent royalty rate?

The Envoy
Go

Meanwhile in northern Sweden...

-2? Up here people are biking to work in -20.

Hope the Boris Bike scheme works out as it is a good idea.

The Envoy
Pint

In bed and a happy consumer

I would guess that early adopters of ANY kind of Apple product is likely to be happy about their purchase simply because that's why they bought it; to be an early adopter. Ergo: Happy.

And who'll be the first to point out that spending a lot of time in bed could be proof that iPad owners have taken one more step towards an online-only life and away fromm interacting face to face with other human lifeforms.

No, you won't hear it from me. Never. No-no.

The Envoy
Unhappy

Killing other humans

Now even more FUN!

The Envoy
Welcome

Welcome ... to Canada!

I guess Mr Othman and all of you are aware that the aliens will land in Canada. Back in 1967 they built the world's first UFO Landing Pad in St. Paul, Alberta. It is still waiting for that inevitable first saucer to touch down. It's just a quetsion of time...

http://adventure.howstuffworks.com/roadside-paranormal4.htm

The Envoy
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Old guys, guys and even more guys

I am pleased to see that sex-wise status quo and tradtion is upheld with regard to who's bringing home the bacon.

The Envoy

So was 4chan "vicorious" then?

Just asking

The Envoy
Happy

Money = speed?

Just to add to the confusion and the fact that the pricing is all over the place:

I pay 16 Euro/20 US$/£13 for a 100Mbps connection here in Sweden.

The Envoy
Happy

Article inspires music listening

Thanks for the article. Made me look up and listen to that great song "Emma" by Hot Chocolate!

The Envoy
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1978 Bob Seger hit dedicated to Samsung

I bought a Samsung Jet last October and apart from sluggish behaviour and a radio that randomly shuts down it was delivered with a CD that included the lates PC Studio software. And guess what? Software hat doesn't support the phone!

Nine months later: no change.

If things like that tend to irritate you I'd steer clear of Samsung phones. Or at least read the fine print.

The Envoy
Pint

Hey kids! Gather 'round and let's listen to the TV!

With precious little worth watching on the hundreds of channels around these days it makes sense finding sojmething to listen to on that 3D set you just took a loan to buy. No where did the remote go...?

The Envoy
Joke

Pssst!

Crap! You've got a week and a bit to get this story off your pages otherwise I'm blowing El Reg sky high!

The Envoy
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Let me lend you your money for a not-so-small fee

We've "saved" the banks a couple of times here in Sweden the past decades and exactly nil, zero (0) times have any of them seen it fit to pay anything back. On the contrary they keep increasing the fees (of which there are many new ones popping up) while lowering the interest rates.

To be fair they did get our money from our elected politicians without any requirements.

My summary: Business as usual.

:)

The Envoy
Terminator

The real...

...Rise of the Machines continues

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