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* Posts by Dave Wallace

18 posts • joined Sunday 22nd April 2007 16:45 GMT

Dave Wallace

Olivetti 101

Remember?

Dave Wallace

I'ts really very simple...

They went to school.

Dave Wallace

Even later

Gimme the make & color of the vehicles sporting the following California plates.

BAA BAA

ML8 ML8 (and the model as well)

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Telegraph Headline

Large Hardon Collider cracks off a Beauty.

Dave Wallace

Where is the

Google Streetview Logo?

Dave Wallace

Length of punch...

measured in Campbells?

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Welcome

Hire Smilla

Qaaviqaaq Jaspersen as a consultant?

Dave Wallace

Home Tweet Home

Is where the twibe lives.

Dave Wallace

Tenth

Percentage decline is one tenth - 90% remaining.

Dave Wallace

Somebody's got to say this

Robber walked into a store & yelled "FREEZE Motherstickers this is a Fuckup!"

Dave Wallace

If reported eponomously

The distance would be 12.

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IT Angle - Sarah

Sarah - got stinging remark?

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Paris Hilton

Damn Statistics

It bothers me when all the reports say "one chance in a million".

We have ca. 2 million flights a year globally, & this is the first occurrence of this particular problem in ca. forty years. One in a billion?

Paris, because my chance of carnal knowledge with her is higher than a dual flame-out.

Dual flame-out with Paris )(&*LKH^%#$ljkh*&%pwieufbh_)_&)*(#$

Dave Wallace
Paris Hilton

See, I told you that beer

is inspirational - the foundation of democracy.

Paris angle? She'd be the first to accept a beer.

Dave Wallace

With this newest foot,

it's moved from an unfathomable mystery to a fathomable one.

Dave Wallace

Whey to go!

nt.

Dave Wallace

And in the USA we have...

The famous racing driver Dick Trickle

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