History Repeat

Rocket engine plus boiling off Hydrogen = Hindenburg Disaster (part 2)

Missing Link

Missing from all nuclear debate since the birth of the atomic age is any mention of serious research or encouragement to research, into methods of removing or reducing the radioactive output and life of 'high level' waste. Long term storage or burial is only dodging the issue for a few generations.

Human Nature

So! No one is ever going to misplace, loose or otherwise foul up, with one of these sticks. Huh?

Beastiality ?

I thought that sex with animals was illegal in a lot of countries. Don't think they thought this through.

Spaced Out

What more can be said about such a cocktail (and it's creators)

Vulture Watch

What is that Vulture doing, in the lower left hand corner of the Map ?

Save for posterity !

Please pass the plane (and Pilot) to the Science Museum, so the visiting school kids

can see what can be done with glue and paper - driven by a mad idea,

Next mad idea ? A solar powered paper railway engine, of any size, to balance and run

on one rail of a main line track.

Countdown to PARIS Mission 1

Now you have a clearly defined Mission for the first flight of PARIS,

looking out for passing Sky Spy Shuttles - Make sure you have well

hidden copies of all the video before the Black Hellish Copters land.

Give the construction team their moment of glory!

http://www.theregister.co.uk/Design/graphics/icons/comment/paris_hilton_32.png As "AoT" said, why not a photo shoot for posterity - get the Playmobil gang out round the frame. Also, if weight and balance allows, lets have a proper pilot in the cockpit for what is intended to be a momentous occasion in the history of aviation, blah blair!

Paris, because of the name, and because she is supposed to be an airhead !

The return of Risc OS ?

Just maybe this can be the portable computer that Risc OS (Acorn) fans have been waiting

(years) for?

Tux cos anything is better than windows. [Can we have an Acorn Icon please]

Police (Non Emergancy) Number

116 789 would be easy to remember.

It doesn't have to be free either, so long as it is rated as a Local call, since we already pay

to make this sort of call, if we can remember the number or find it if away from home.

WarGamers ReUnited

The spin off from these glasses should go down well with the games community -

But beware Nerds in Glasses making excited gestures in the streets !

i'm glad -

that my children have grown up and my grandkids will probably escape this due to the usual

bungling and delays in Gov. IT .

I give it less than a month of going live before the first data "escapes", assuming it is not already in the wild.

Then listen to the well practiced "sorry" line and the lo-oooooo-ng wait for heads to really roll.

And, Oh yes, what a waste to delete the entries when the kids are 18+ when we have the start

of a ready made, unverified, National ID system.

Worry about what ??

... PH value? Really ??

Would you Credit it!

When I read" You need a Credit Card" I foolishly thought that that was to buy the memory -Dhoo!

Paris, cos' she could be that clever.

An explosive reaction, and...

Youre Toast

Signalized

As in " Please cross the road at the Signalized crossing"

Thanks to City of York Council

Millom (Cumbria) in the North East ?

Now here was a missed opportunity for something useful for the Googol Spy Fleet to do.

Logic, Mr Spook !

...or possibly - Using Cocaine increases the chances of your genes mutating ?

Yoof Tested!

My (sony Viao owning) Grandchildren picked up my new EEE701 and said "whizzy"

will you give us one each for christmas (answer - No! buy your own)

They played with all the bits an bobs and never even realised that it was NOT

a Windows machine. (Linux ? What's that? Something else from Acorn ??? !)

Worked fine for me straight out of the box. The underlying system seems far more

complicated than on my faithful RISC OS machine, but then, I' m biased ;)

Full Circle

Just six months ago it was the repeated, incomprehensible phone calls from India

that made us move all our savings from HBOS.

Time for a Tinny !

Time I got my coat!

All Rubbish !

This is not a Googol Car !

It is a sneaky test run of a "Pay to Throw" dustbin inspection !

Mines the one with the tin foil wrapper..

Only a Dream ?

Dallas has a lot to answer for - luckily.

A new meaning to Moonlighting?

Cue the emergance of the new moonlighter - Filling up the neighbours bin

with your rubbish.

Only to find that the neighbours have swapped their BinChip with yours !

Only a govment that is so expert in IT could think of this.

Missing Millions

Now we see a perfect example of how Millions go Missing in the

w -- Oops, Banking World.

Feeling Sheepish !

Please tell me that "E Three's" new girlfriend is not called Barbara ?

First post - I won't hang up my coat just yet !