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* Posts by Steen Hive

758 posts • joined Saturday 17th November 2007 11:34 GMT

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Steen Hive
IT Angle

Wow

The 3 most boring things in the known universe in one article - football, the pope & his bononess.

The fund being based in Silicon Valley provides an IT angle?

Steen Hive
Joke

Victims

Most people are actually victims of their computers, it's just they don't know it.

Many laws are framed with a criterion of reasonableness - such as "would a reasonable person expect to know if their computer was being used to help crack the launch codes of ICBMs" Of course the answer is yes - get these morons off the net.

Steen Hive
Stop

@Tim

"Pro Tools"

Mwahhahahh. Pick the most ridiculously inadequate piece of underperforming, overpriced "industry standard" rubbish you can find? If DigiDesign went tits up, I'd split my sides.

ProTools? Just say NO!

Steen Hive
Stop

Useless

UPNP is about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike. If you're too lazy to learn playschool networking, don't network.

Sometimes this "use stuff even if you don't know how to use stuff" philosophy makes me want to puke.

Steen Hive
IT Angle

No wrong

Björk can do no wrong. I worship her very footsteps.

Steen Hive

@mark

"4 packs [of paracetamol] is more than enough to cause some serious problems."

You don't get it. 4 packs of paracetamol is enough to kill you, your immediate family and quite a number of your friends. Taking as little as 20% over the recommended dose can leave you at heightened risk of liver damage.

Paracetamol is far and away the most dangerous commonly-ingested substance in a household.

Steen Hive
IT Angle

Green Gene?

Job with IBM?

Steen Hive
Coat

@Solomon Grundy

"Gene Simmons can use his enhanced tongue to lick that spot between my sack and my a**hole."

In medical terminology, that's called the "t'isnt".

T'isnt yer sack and t'isnt yer arse.

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