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Steen Hive

Massage, much?

In iPhone banned in Steve Jobs' ancestral home

FAIL

"To be sure, Assad's regime has committed crimes far more serious, as the over 4,000 men, women and children killed since protests against his rule broke out in late January make clear."

Of those 4000 dead, about 1500 appear to be members of the security forces - presumably killed by the same mysterious "unarmed civilians" that magically appeared in Libya recently.

The UN designates Syria as being in a state of civil war so if you are going to use the UN casualty figures, at least try to be less transparent about massaging them.

Steen Hive

In Clegg orders fresh review of UK extradition treaty

Trollface

Stuxnet did some actual, real damage, and at a wild guess people acting on YOUR behalf had a hand in making it. Go on, do the right thing and hand yourself into the Iranian authorities, dumbfuck.

Steen Hive

In BSA name-and-shame tactic may have backfired

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This is what RMS bangs on about. Choices. Free as in Freedom. Well done that man.

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Scot-free

In EDF security bosses guilty of hacking Greenpeace

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It's not like they are facing extradition and 70+ years in prison for terrorist offences involving browsing computers connected to the Internet is it?

See what I did there?

Steen Hive

Felony Battery?

In Threesome ends in arrest as wife struck by pair of TVs

Facepalm

Did he end up in a Dura Cell?

Steen Hive

In A tenth of Chinese farmland polluted by heavy metals

Facepalm

"All that waste going into a landfill someplace just because some bureaucrats thought that lead should be banned in computers because of some fantasy-land ideas of babies licking the solder inside computers"

Nothing to do with rampant consumerism, insatiable demand for cheap acquisition and even cheaper disposal, then? It's been a long, long time since people wanting shiny-shiny paid the true costs of it. Go externalities!

Steen Hive

In CERN boffins re-running neutrino speed test

Because neutrinos could pass through the walls of your 'fibre-optic' cable (and maybe right through the middle of every planet in the solar system as well) without even breaking a sweat.

Steen Hive

In CERN boffins re-running neutrino speed test

Joke

November 30th, 1492

Steen Hive

NASA was interested in looking into their future use in space.

In This weekend: First ever iPADS IN SPAAAACE

Joke

Kubrick put them in space 43 years ago.

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Why?

In Judge OKs warrantless tracking of suspect's cellphone

WTF?

Why is it such an onerous task to get a fucking warrant?

Steen Hive

A good day for NATO

In NATO chief uses Facebook to proclaim end of Libyan ops

Flame

Chalk that one down. The longest and most expensive assassination in history completed. More pork please!

Steen Hive

In Blow for McKinnon as extradition treaty ruled 'not biased'

FAIL

"Illegal entry is illegal entry. Period"

The jackety-fuck it is. If he had visited a website that had no password set no-one would have given a toss. What's the legal difference between port 80 and port 22?

You put a computer on the Internet unprotected, public access is implied.

Steen Hive

"It all depends on who’s paying the judges.”

In Swedish court confirms jail for Pirate Bay cofounder

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Yea verily. The Swedish legal establishment is rotten to the core. No yacht-hosted dinners required.

Steen Hive

No brainer

In Which actor should play Steve in upcoming biopic?

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Meg Ryan.

Steen Hive

In Hard-up OpenOffice whips out begging-cap website

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Our users manage to fly in the face of logic almost constantly.

Steen Hive

Yankees

In Nanotubes, sulfur expand battery storage

Flame

Colonial spelling always looks so lazy and uncouth. It's rather irksome when switching to 'en-GB' is so easy these days.

Steen Hive

In Apple outs iPhone micro USB adaptor

Joke

"I've got 5 micro USB chargers sitting in my drawers, what am I supposed to do with them?"

Dunno. Maybe a hemorrhoid cushion will alleviate the discomfort?

Steen Hive

There are excellent Java apps

In Firefox devs mull dumping Java to stop BEAST attacks

Flame

Eclipse being one of the major ones I use. Unfortunately it's fits right in there under "sloth". I have yet to see a major java client app that is all of nimble, usable and and attractive. And as for in-browser applets, and corporate in-house monstrosities - they are just invariably shit.

Blame the developers? If a platform can't deliver the facilities to enable developers to deliver responsive, attractive apps on schedule - that's a problem with the platform much more than the developers. Unless one thinks the very act of learning java puts one in a creative straitjacket ;-)

Steen Hive

"Horrible user experience"

In Firefox devs mull dumping Java to stop BEAST attacks

Flame

That's a good one! It's difficult to conceive of a more "horrible user experience" than the buggy, sloth-like, pig-ugly dinosaur that is client-side Java. Put it out of it's misery, please.

Steen Hive

In .Scot campaign seeks UK Gov backing

FAIL

http://www.scotland.gov.uk/News/Releases/2010/06/23103654

In the period 2006 - 2010, Scotland subsidised the UK to the tune of £3.5 billion, while the UK itself was running a £73 billion deficit.

Steen Hive

In .Scot campaign seeks UK Gov backing

FAIL

"my skills will be in demand down south and elsewhere anyway."

Judging by your razor-sharp, analytical grasp of recent history regarding trams and buildings, I somehow doubt that very much.

Steen Hive

In Boundaries Commission slammed over mega map dump

Trollface

"The BCE's decision to use PDFs was criticised by Chris Taggart, the developer of citizen projects OpenlyLocal and OpenCorporates, who told GGC that publishing in PDF was of no use to people who wanted to manipulate data."

Maybe done deliberately to avoid journalists "manipulating" the data?

Steen Hive

ARSEHOLE

In LOHAN to suck mighty thruster as it goes off, in a shed

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Atomspheric Rocket Suitability Experiment Hypobaric Oxidisation LOHAN Evaluation

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The LAW hasn't kept pace?

In Hunt: We'll slightly inconvenience pirate sites

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"The copyright-holders argue that the law hasn't kept pace with technology."

Best laugh of the day so far.

The law isn't anything directly to do with technology, anyway, it is about resolving disputes between non-state actors (tort) or between non-state actors and the state (criminal). The fact that certain actors (copyright holders) are in bed with the state at the expense of private individuals is nowhere better illustrated than in copyright so-called "law".

Steen Hive

In HTC mulls mobile OS buy – but won’t be rushed

You think it's pretty safe. I'd put money on the Finnish government growing a pair and nationalising it out from under them. Proper order too.

Steen Hive

Whackos?

In 9/11: The day we lost our privacy and power

Trollface

"We need to live in the real world and it's full of whackos hellbent on killing as many people as they can in the name of some crusade."

Eh, no it isn't. Diagnosis: you are either a juvenile, or a paranoid dupe. People or organisations, including "bogey men" have specific goals - for example, the United States - pursuant to it's "interests" desires to have military presence in all areas of the globe and will kill - and has killed - millions to achieve that goal. The documented and stated goals of Al Qaeda are to remove American military presence from the Middle East.

Now evil genius Bin Laden calculated that the way to nobble an overwhelmingly more powerful democratic adversary is to make it implode simply by demolishing a few buildings and getting them to use their own state apparatus against their own population. Job done, I'd say - 360 million headless chickens with a ridiculously powerful military is far more of a threat to me personally than some dupes with rucksacks full of fertiliser and the odd AK-47.

Steen Hive

Excellent example

In Much of the human race made up of thieves, says BSA

FAIL

... of pulling figures from your arse.

"true the lost sales dosent hold up completly, but if there are 100 pirate copies then maybe that represents 10 people who would have actually paid for it if there was no chioce"

Prove even ONE copy out of '$59bn of "stolen" software' represents a lost sale.

Steen Hive

Truth in advertising.

In Christ appears in phone advert, secular authorities act

Mushroom

Next time they should consider an illustration of Catholic clergy molesting a young boy, being as it is a factual depiction of an actual event.

Steen Hive

Hang on a minute

In Mozilla WebAPI: Champion of open source freedom

WTF?

Don't Google contribute a humongous wedge of Mozilla's budget? In what way is Google then not contributing enough to free and open standards and software?

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Some pompous, populist Tory prat

In Four months' porridge for 20-minute Facebook riot page

WTF?

called "Darren Millar" Is already complaining that the sentence was "too lenient".

Can these fuckwits please shut up and reserve prison sentences for people who do actual harm. Like thieving politicians, for example.

Steen Hive

It's easy to pick some arbitrary demographic

In Moaning Scots told 'cheer up FFS' on broadband cash

or geographical criterion to punt your angle - here's mine - Scotland has 1/3rd of the land mass so should receive approaching 1/3rd of the budget for infrastructure projects where geography is pertinent. Just another downside, I suppose of forcing people off land and replacing them with livestock

Steen Hive

Damned right seriously

In Ofcom mulls smackdown for rogue religious TV channel

Stop

Many cancers can be treated very successfully ( early melanoma, juvenile leukaemia, among others) - ie. mortality rates of those treated tend closely towards those of the general population.

Cancer can't be "cured" - both you and I have cancer anyway. Advertising a "cure" for cancer is as fraudulent and nonsensical as advertising a "cure" for having feet.

Steen Hive

IOKit Fail

In 'Major' C++ revision receives standards blessing

FAIL

All the stuff that stultifying Objective-C uses to get anything at all done on the machine is written in C++. It's called IOKit, and IMHO is a shining example of "good C++" - elegant, simple and ridiculously efficient.

Steen Hive

8.3% of Encyclopaedia Britannica's

In Wikipedia: It's not for girls

Joke

editorial board is female. Wikipedia are therefore trailblazing for women's rights?

Steen Hive

Stockholm

In 12% of UK don't carry cash

Boffin

Not funny, smart - drivers were getting pretty pissed off with being robbed on buses.

Steen Hive

Plebs

In Death haunts government petitions site

Trollface

That's not an argument for capital punishment, it's an argument for euthanasia.

Steen Hive

Management Bull?

In Toshiba launches thinner spinner

Facepalm

René Descartes. You may google him at your leisure.

Steen Hive

War memorial

In Murdoch's PIE BOY jailed for six weeks

Flame

The best way to honour the war dead is to take down the flag and wipe your arse with it. The inbred scum and old money that ran the UK never deserved the life of one pleb, and they still don't.

Steen Hive

That bloody word.

In AT&T: 'Eat too much data and we'll strangle you'

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"Unlimited" is really beginning to get on my tits. Pros and sons of throttling notwithstanding.

Steen Hive

Oh dear

In Stuxnet clones may target critical US systems, DHS warns

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Those pesky roosting chickens once again, eh?

Steen Hive

Local time

In Sorry, time travelers, you’re still just fiction

"Local time" - at velocity c?

Exactly how much "local time" has a photon which has travelled from UDFj-39546284 experienced?

Is that photon even an isotropic observer?

Steen Hive

My relativity being sorely lacking...

In Sorry, time travelers, you’re still just fiction

Alien

I always took from Albert that an arbitrary "something" travelling "faster than c" as far as an observer is concerned wasn't impossible, but rather meaningless. And if the observer itself is travelling at c - relative to an arbitrary "something" - travelling across the universe would mean the time taken would tend to zero - ie distance would become the meaningless factor - in the sense that the concept of "relative to an arbitrary something" would be nonsensical.

But I haven't had my morning coffee yet.

Steen Hive

It's definitely a different BBC.

In Rupert Murdoch was never Keyser Soze

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"***The Beeb avoided immigration ****

Eh? Eh?"

In the newspeak "journo" dictionary, "avoiding" means not editorialising the subject matter. The BBC in general try to avoid editorialising subjects as much as possible ( with a few notable exceptions such as the Middle East, where they are leant on - and frequently threatened with being shat on).

The Beeb cover "immigration" (whatever that is as an issue) just fine. Contrast with the NI output from the Sun to Fox News - which in common much of Andrew's, is just one long stream of Editorial.

Steen Hive

Bollocks

In Apprentice runner-up becomes Greggs bigshot

FAIL

"the real killers of the manufacturing industry in the UK was the unions."

As borne out by the fact that European countries that DO manufacture stuff instead of creaming the top off transactions of artificial debt money and calling it "growth' inevitably had and have stronger labour collectivisation than the UK.

Manufacturing, entrepreneurship and social contract ARE the foundation of stable growth - anything else is merely pissing the future up against the wall and financial sophistry punted by parasites.

Steen Hive

Good Grief

In Skype: XSS vuln fix is on the way

FAIL

Did I pick this up right? Why in Jesus Hairy Christ's name is a textfield on a CLIENT app even capable of taking JavaScript input?

Steen Hive

Admiralty Charts

In Ordnance Survey, other gov databases move to Biz dept

FAIL

The availability of high-quality nautical charts in Europe is scandalous. Mariners are forced to pay through the nose for data that taxpayers have already paid their local HGO to collect, only for it to be punted to a cartel of corporations who package it in any number of incompatible proprietary and encrypted formats in order to fleece a captive market, and to promote vendor lock-in to their partner ECDIS system integrators.

The NOAA somehow manage to provide S-57 vector charts for the whole of North America for free - why can't the European HGOs man up and do the same. For an obvious cause like maritime safety, anything else is a disgrace.

As it is, it's actually far cheaper to bring up an Amazon EC2 farm to crack the S-63/Navionics/CMap chart encryption than it is to pay these conmen.

Steen Hive

I agree

In Burg 5 watch phone

Joke

The missus can't get enough big, pink clock!

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Very naughty.

In Feds seize kit from Apple Store spyware artist

Big Brother

But I wonder how many times the average punter's picture was taken in the apple store *before* they got in front of the rigged computers.

Steen Hive

Sod that

In UK will obey barmy Euro unisex-insurance rules from 2013

WTF?

To hell already with the age, gender, race or marital status of the driver. And to hell with insurance companies too. Insure the fucking vehicle itself or add it to fuel duty! 3rd party insurance is a legal requirement and as such should be available at cost to anyone who has demonstrated the skill to operate a motor vehicle, further it should be varied solely on the basis of distance driven. If you want additional insurance, knock yourself out with theft premiums based on location etc.

Couple that with stronger sanctions that take bad drivers off the roads for longer and everyone will gain. Works a treat in Scandinavia. None of this "named driver" bollocks here either. Any licensed driver may drive my car with my permission.

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