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* Posts by Nordrick Framelhammer

166 posts • joined Friday 2nd March 2007 23:13 GMT

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Nordrick Framelhammer

Re: PMSL

Or it could be a fanboi who is still paying off that overpriced piece of junk and can't afford to get it serviced by an authorized (read overpriced) service agent.

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I must admit I am a bit surprised.

I am surprised that no-one mentioned a link between Apple's software and the name of the "software" used in that truly awful movie "The Net"

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Re: Re: I wonder how long.....

Actually, Mr Smartypants, at home I use both Windows and Linux.

I use Windows for the thing it is best at, namely gaming, and I use Linux for pretty much everything else. I just wish I had the choice to use Linux at work, but unfortunately my employer is firmly entrenched in Microsoft's inefficient bloatware.

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I wonder how long.....

it will be before Apple slams the roof on their walls, turning the garden into a mushroom factory, forcing their vict^H^H^H^Hcustomers to buy all the software through the Apple store, thus ensuring a guaranteed income stream from the 30% they force the sellers to fork over.

Thak smeg that I have managed to avoid being sucked in by the shiny, thus being able to chose what I install on my computer, rather than having my choice limited by a monopolostic, avaricious company hell bent on forcing everyone to do it the way the company want.

Freedom of choice

is what I got

Freedom of choice

is what I want

(Apologies to Devo)

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Facepalm

Could it be that there are too few WinTards to make a statistically significant bump in the data?

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Holmes

Indeed.

I agree with you 100%.

They moved from their base of selling electronic components to being nothing more than another consumer electronics seller with clueless sales droids. It would not be so bad if they were reasonably priced but sometimes their prices are 50% higher than their competitors. They are certainly regarded as a joke in the computer industry. As for calling themselves "techxperts", what a joke. Most of their sales droids don't have a clue beyond the promotional crap they are told..

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Further to this...

The new rate only applies to new contracts. Us consumers with existing ISP's will continue to be rorted until such time as the existing contracts expire, and as ISP's buy capacity on a 10 yearly cycle, it could be up to a decade before prices drop for some! Yet more proof that real competition is urgently required.

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Big Brother

No surprise

Now that the Southern Cross monopoly is threatened, they suddenly find the ability to increase the capacity and dramatically reduce the price. There is no real surprise in this. New Zeland saw the same thing when the Telecom New Zealand, infamous in New Zeland for some of their business practices and their CEO admitting that Telecom used used "confusion" to keep prices up, monopoly on broadband and PSTN services was removed. Speeds got better, data caps were raised. Now the same thing is happening with Southern Cross. And not surprisingly, Telecom New Zealand is a 50% shareholder in the Southern Cross consortium. Co-incidence? I will leave the reader to think on that one.

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No thanks.

I would rather take Team Dædalus to a bunch of drillheads.

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WTF?

Comet?

I though airlines has stopped flying those things long ago.

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Unhappy

I was very sad to hear that she had lost her battle with cancer.

She was one of my first crushes once I became aware of the delights of the opposite sex..

She will be sadly missed by a lot of us Dr Who fans.

R.I.P. Elisabeth.

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WTF?

WTF?

"Apple simply got there first, just as they created the smartphone market"

Say what? Dude, you have got to give me the name of our dealer as he is selling you some righteous stuff!

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Pint

Sweet as, bro!

Bottoms up to you pommy gits for finally recognising the best part of the world is in the southern hemisphere although the bit just off to the west is not quite as good, although they are almost as good at rugby and rugby league.

And I agree about the bogan icon

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Grenade

Fosters in no more beer than Budweisers

For the authentic stuff, you need to go to the boutique breweries.

And yes, England may have the Ashes but then again it is also where Rugby and Rugby League go for their retirement holidays after no longer cutting it souith of the equator. Oh, and about the Football World Cup...........

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I have big hands and big feet

I don't have an iPhone? Co-incidence?

Of course not.

And now back to typing with something above my waist.

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FAIL

Yet another reason not to buy Apple crap

The phone you can't use as a phone. Brilliant idea there,. Steviepoos.

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FAIL

Time for a new catchphrase

How about "It may have hung but it didn't crash", or "It just works... when it wants to".

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Why am I not surprised.

A dodgy guy looking to control the media and shape the news so that it reflects his warped sense of "unbiased" reporting sucking up to someone hellbent on controlling every little thing people do on his overpriced, overhyped hardware.

Why does this not surprise me and also make my spine quiver?

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Alert

Let's see,,,

WPA2 security enabled - Priceless and enabled.

63 character key of non-consecutive A-Z, a-z,0-9, !@#$%^&*()_+-={}|[]\:";'<>?,./ - Priceless and enabled.

SSID not being broadcast - Priceless and enabled!

For everything else, you got snooped!

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The reason Apple is so tied to H.264?

It couldn't possibly be due to having a finger in the H.264 patent pie, could it?

Why else would they so vociferously preventing anything but a patented codec being used in an supposedly open standard?

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Big Brother

Resistance is fultile..

You will be assimilated. Your distinctiveness will be eliminated and you will become mindless drones like us.

All hail Steven Jobs

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@Yannic

She can't act either, but that hasn't stopped idiots casting her . But it is a case of movie matching actress, namely both being low rent, low value, low IQ.

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Conical hat for Mr Warner please!

Warners have just shown they are the biggest dunces in that collective lump of stupidity called the recording industry. The RIAA (more correctly called the mafIAA) have repeatedly shown hat they believe the rules apply to everyone but them and that they only have profit at heart, not the artists they purport to represent.

How much of the billions that the mafIAA makes actually goes to the artists? Does the percentage even climb into double figures?

As far as I am concerned they are a bunch of robber barons who need to be kneecapped.

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FAIL

Dell, doing something to disadvantage their customers?

Surely not!

It is not as if they are having to move to a bricks and mortar sales method due to falling turnover or anything like that and it is not as if this wqill generate extra income for them by forcingt people to buy overpriced drives because there is a little Dell logo on it.

Oh, wait, never mind. I forgot who we are talking about here. All this will do is drive customers away from Dell even more, due in no small part toi the normal Dell approach to customer service, in this case being none.

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FAIL

A bit fat fail

The IPad is a fail. It is nothing more than a oversized, overpriced IPod Touch. So much for the "it will change computing forever" bullshit hype.

No web cam, no USB, no SD card slot, no ethernet, no multitasking, no Ogg Vorbis, no FLAC. WTF were Apple thinking?

And so much for "web pages as they were meant to be seen". More like web pages seen as Jobsientology thinks you should see them.

And is that a trademark lawsuit I see coming over the horizon, given how many items there are out there called iPad? Poor research again, Apple.

No doubt, however, the Apple fanniboys will be crawling all over this, posing with then in the street.

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What else do you expect?

It is a c-rap "artist". They are all a bunch of talentless wannabes on the far left of the IQ bell curve.

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FAIL

Of course it is ypour choice pandy06269

You can install any spoftware you choose to, from anywhere, withput any restriction being placed on what you canm install in any way whatsoever.

Oh wait, that's right. You own an iPhone, so you can only install software thaty has been approved by His Holy Exaltedness Steven Jobs through his cult of Jobscientology.

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FAIL

What about Windows indeed, Pandy.

No, you cannot roll back the OS, but you CAN remove and reinstall any version of any software package you own at any time. You can also install any software you wish to that you obtained from your own chosen source on a Windows PC without some self important gnome saying yes or no, you can or cannot install that.

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Unhappy

RIP Mr Woodward

Yet another great actor has died, reducing the quality of the pool to a much lower level of idiocy, banality and lack of greativity, which, alas, tends to reflect the idiocy, banality and lack of creativity of the movie and TV industry in general.

Rest well, sir. You shall be sorely missed.

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Finally, a use forthe Rickroll

Using to humiliate Jobsientologists. Whas a shzame it didn't set an alarm that played that song every 15 minutes. That would cause a lot of crushed imaposerPhones

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Apple quality control strikers again

That is they didn't even bother.

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So McSue has gone, but...

the rest of the (mis)management of SCO are still carrying on the pointless, ridiculous charade that was the final nail in the coffin of this company.

Why doesn't the US government do the right thing and just put the thing to sleep like the rabid, toothless dog with four useless legs that it is?

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FAIL

It just works

your data into nothingness that is.

Just gotta say way to go there guys. Just glad my PC doesn't chew my data up because I log into an account.

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This is yet more proof that some humans are incredibly stupid

Unfortunately this is just more proof that there are far too many people that buy into the bullshit that these modern day snakeoil salesmen flog off. People would rather believe mystical mumbo-jumbo rather than doing a rigorous study of independently verifiable, uip to date infomation.

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Typical merchant bankers

They screw up and then, rather than take a resonable, measured approch they just shit in the pool, inconveniencing everyone. You can bet that the piggie eyed managers in the bank will be congratulating eacvh other on yet another smashing of the little people while drinking the most expensive alcohol they can lay their slimey hand on and votingin themselves another 50% pay rise.

Just more proof they should all be put on the B Ark.

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Film at 11?

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please.

Oh, as as for the IT angle?

Involves Tits so yes, there is an IT angle :)

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Is this an attempt to fix Dell's reputation?

Let's face it. Dell is not exactly known for it's customer service.

Or will there be a stampede away from Perot now that they will be pushing Dell?

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In plain english...

"We got completely fucked by all the fack that 99.9% of the comments were negative so we will not be releasing them until they are massaged so thoroughly that the results will say what we want them to say, even though everyone with even 1 operating brain cell, thus eliminating all politicians, knows that nobody wants the bloody thing"

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FAIL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Welcome to the world of the iBrick.

Gotta love Jobsientology's quality control checks. Clearly they tested the update on the full range of their products to make sure none were affected by this.

Or is this a ploy to force older iPhone users to upgrade to newer hardware to avoid this new "feature", allowing them to work as Jobsientology wants them too. Until Jobsientology needs to boost the bottom line again and includes another such "feature" into their product, that is.

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FAIL

And yet...

the iPods, etc, still cannot play FLAC or Ogg files natively, therefore they are still shit.

What is it about Jobsientology when it comes to supporting the patent free FLAC and Ogg codecs? Look how they had a meltdown over the fact that the patent free Ogg codec was suggested for the HTML 5 video tag, claiming the "uncertainty" about pattents on the Ogg codecs, while pushing another codec which as heavily patented. Why would I not be surprised to see Jobsientology had a chunk of cash in the company that owns the patents for the codec they were pushing.

Typical Jobsientology. Form over function.

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Best place for an iPhone to be honest

nt

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I doesn't matter though.

As ebveryone knows there ghave never been any exploits written for anty Mac ever and they never crash.

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Coat

I can just see it now...

On Japanese porn sites everywhere, used wee bags for sale alongside used knickers, all guaranteed to have been used by "hot schoolgirls".

Mine's the one with the ziplock bags in the pocket

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Typical M$..

What is it about Macro$lut when it comes to fixing security issues within their products? If they can be bothered fixing them it6 usually takes months. Otherwise the Eveil Empire basically just bend over, sprerads it's cheeks and farts excuses like "That is the way it is designed to work" or "This is not a security worry"in the face of it's customers.

M$ do not practice "Security through obscurity" so much as "Security through We don't give a flying fuck!"

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@Tim Hall 1

Hi Tim.

Have a "document" file I want you to look at. Don't worry about the extensions. Windows will tell you if it is an executable file when you double click on it.

Sorry? What's that? Your computer has a trojan/key logger/spamming bot? Hmmm, I wonder how that got there? It certainly couldn't have been that document file you clicked on by some chance, could it?

Wow, look at the files properties. It IS an executable but with Windows hiding the extension and not having any other easy way of showing that it is an executable is, you would never know.

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Four months to patch a hole?

Is Blizzard the Microsoft of the MMORPG world, leaving software on the market that can be easily exploited without issuing a patcvh and then saying "Don't use anythign but our maps"? That is shocking customer service.

As for the gold selling, it will always happen. Lazy gamers, better known as lamers, will always try to buy ingame currency and/or advanced characters rather than start from scratch.

Having seen the graphics in WoW and then seen the graphics in other MMO's I can't help wondering just what Blizzard are doing with the money they rake is becuase it sure as hell ain't being spent on a decent graphics package.

When was the Wow graphics engine last updated? Or are they afraid that would just introduce another bunch of vulnerabilities?

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Troll

@lotsa people

@ty - I must admit I love Windows. I keeps a nice secondary income for me doing private support work on the home computers of people I work with :) Personally, as I don't do graphics, I have no need for MacOS. I use tools suitable for their jobs.

@Jessica - You can keep your iPod. Any personal music device that cannot play FLACs and Ogg Vorbis or tune into the local radio station is as useful to me as water wings are to a dolphin.

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@Ajmdy 97 - Whatever gave you that idea? :)

@AC-9:20 - Nope, never been ther. Looks like I have a fanboi of my own :)

As for the rest, I hearby declare you clear of OSthetans to level 4.

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I'm just waiting...

for the inevitable flood of fanniboys that have fallen for Jobsientology, aka The Gospel According To Jobs, claiming it is all lies, that crApples never get viruses, that crApples never crash, that iPood and iTouchyselfinpublic batteries are not exploding and the rest of their usual bullshit.

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Jobs Horns

What's the bet...

that crApple will start claiming the explosions of the IHaveNoPenisPhone is being caused by them being jailbroken.

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Of course the government will condem these forms of "treatment"

If it didn't stop this sort of "treatment" then those people would not notice any difference between the camps and the torture , sorry, I mean re-education that political prisonors (the vast majority of prisoners in China) are subjected to.

Also the reason that there is a panic about "net addiction" is that those playing the likes of WoW are not out slaving away for a pittance to support the extended family.

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