I really can't see any benefit from this at all for people who don't touch type. I've been looking at the keyboard as I type for over 25 years and I'm not about to learn touch-typing any time soon, so all these instant suggestions are lost on me until I've finished the search phrase. At best, they save me one key press (the enter key).
Join your local library and you get free online access via your library membership. I've been using it this way for about 4 years. One of the unseen benefits of public libraries, that the gummunt is trying to close down.
Why are "recycling centres" euphemistically named? My local one has separate collections for batteries, paper, cardboard, large electrical items (TVs etc.), small electrical items, white goods, garden waste, wood, yellow pages and catalogues, waste oil, lightbulbs, tins, glass bottles, plastic bottles... etc etc.
Sure, if it doesn't fit one of those categories then it goes into the great big skip, but recycling centre is hardly a euphemism.
Finnish is one of only two European languages that is not descended from the ancient Proto Indo-European tongue which ultimately produced Sanskrit, Greek, Latin, German, Celtic and English, amongst others. So it's hardly surprising that the numbers sound odd.
1 to 10 in Finnish: yksi kaksi kolme neljä viisi kuusi seitsemän kahdeksan yhdeksän kymmenen
"Bing's biggest additions were online shopping comparison engines such as Nextag, k8yel.com, bestcompare.net, shopwhiz.net, and underpay.biz"
I've never even heard of any of those websites. Moreover, what does k8yel and Nextag bring to mind in terms of comparison price websites? Errr. nothing.
Horse, dead, flogging springs to mind. Get out while you can.
So instead of encouraging people to leave their cars at home and catch public transport instead, this system will replicate the road system, but a bit higher up, and have travellers boarding little "cars", moving the traffic jams vertically by a few metres. Great.
The biggest cut in emissions would not be if we all drove leccy-tech, but if more of us made those small journeys by foot, cycle, whatever, instead of jumping in the car to drive a mile and a half (what's that - 20 minutes walk?). 25% of car journeys are under two miles
"the software sometimes makes mistakes, labelling part of the image as containing a face or a license plate when in fact it doesn't."
Surely the privacy aspect is where the software *fails* to recognise a face or a number plate, and thus doesn't blur it.
I can't imagine too many people complaining that the slot in a letter box, or top of a Belisha beacon[1] for instance, would be incorrectly blurred for looking like a number plate or a face.
Clever computer answers Jeopardy questions? I think not - shouldn't take a great deal of processing to map the lexical items and grammatical structures from the given info in order to arrive at a possible answer or at least a range of good guesses.
No, what I would like to see is a computer that can solve a cryptic crossword like The Times, for instance. In fact, if a computer could do that without just using pattern matching, then I reckon it'd be a good candidate for beating the Turing test.
Then again, I don't believe the American press carry cryptic crosswords (in the UK sense), so maybe the IBM boffins just aren't aware of how challenging they can be.
Of course, all the surveys about banning smoking in pubs showed an overwhelming number of the population in favour of the ban. I wonder what the results would have been if they had surveyed just those people who actaully go into a pub now and then, rather than the ones who sit at home reading the Daily Mail and working themselves into a lather over something that will never affect them directly.
I bought the first PC for my business from Evesham in 1994 or 95 - drove there and picked it up (I'm fairly local). I remember the sales guy demonstrating the 4x CD ROM's speed by pointing out how quickly the drawer popped out when you pressed the button... 32mb ram, 2gig hard drive, 17" monitor and a colour printer - all for around £3,500. Bargain.
Mind you, it's still being used by my ex-wife's father for putting newsletters together - not bad for a machine almost 15 years old
So they're looking at the effects of the current climate change, climate crisis / climate catastrophe / climageddon (take your pick). Let's hope they do the sensible thing and send all those batteries for recycling once they're dead.
Or maybe they'll do the old trick of just sitting them on a radiator for half an hour then sending the sub out again...
"The majority of people don't smoke, and most of them find the ban an exceptionally good thing."
The majority of people don't visit pubs regularly either. I can't help thinking that if they had surveyed the people in my local (one of the few remaining real locals amongst wine bars, brasseries, gastro-pubs and teeny pick-up joints), the overwhelming majority of respondents would have been against a smoking ban in pubs.
From the screenshots, all the keyboard shortcuts still seem there, the lines of text and options are still in a fixed-width font, and there is still hardly any description of what the settings are about - the "help" for the option to "Enable ACPI Auto Configuration" says "Enables or Disables BIOS ACPI Auto Configuration", for example.
It looks to me as though all they have done is taken the BIOS as it was, and wrapped it in some fancy paper. A bit like putting tinsel round your telly at Christmas....
If I want to check my University email first thing in the morning, it takes me 7 minutes from powering on a (Vista) PC at college to being able to read the contents of my inbox. It's obvious that Microsoft are aware of these slow boot times if you think about the "power off" icon on the menu, which just hibernates the PC.
As a Linux user at home, I love the way that once you are logged in the disk activity light just stops flashing, and you can get on with whatever you want straight away.
If a company as savvy and well known as Google is willing to start a debate on these issues, then it's all good. Anything that gets sustainability issues into the hearts and minds of the great unwashed is very welcome.
All they need to do now is shut down Google AdWords, which persuades people to buy crap they don't need. The problem is not so much to do with alternative sources of energy or transport, but with a wholescale reduction in the use of both. Move closer to work. Take a holiday that doesn't involve flying. Don't buy that new gadget, or upgrade that perfectly useful one you have in your pocket/desk/office.
I spent two hours this morning trying (and eventually succeeding) to open a simple word document sent to me by a student - my university has recently converted to Office 2007 / Windows Vista. As I run Linux and OpenOffice, this was a bit of an issue, to say the least! As Word defaults to saving in 2007 format, I guess I'm gonna be stuffed at least until OOo 3 comes out in the Autumn.
"It might be possible, Mercuri contends, for a hidden piece of code to be activated, or for a machine to be subverted by scanning a particular bitmap image"
Why is the software not open-source, in that case? This is the public, voting to public officials, after all.
"...and should have features likely to attract the average consumer."
I hardly think a car that does 5mph would appeal to the average consumer. The average granny-mobile pavement scooter would get to the Post Office quicker (though it will still probably closed down by then...)
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Posted Wednesday 4th January 2012 00:04 GMT
Paul Slater
Apps → #
In NASA's twin GRAILs reunite in lunar orbit
...unlike the Beagle 2 app, which just crashes.
Posted Tuesday 8th March 2011 10:16 GMT
Paul Slater
@Combat Wombat → #
In Skype to test advertising
I happily run Skype for Linux on my Ubuntu machine. Note, this is a native Skype for Linux client, not the Windows one running under Wine or something
http://www.skype.com/intl/en-gb/get-skype/on-your-computer/linux/
Still in beta, but hey.
Posted Wednesday 9th February 2011 00:56 GMT
Paul Slater
Minerals and fuel → #
In Elon Musk's rocket booked by Google X-Prize moon robot
So who owns the rights to all these resources up on the moon?
Posted Tuesday 8th February 2011 22:21 GMT
Paul Slater
Autorun attacks from CD → #
In Microsoft finally says adios to Autorun
"..Microsoft has yet to see in-the-wild attacks that exploit Autorun on “shiny media.”..."
Err, Sony DRM?
Posted Friday 19th November 2010 09:42 GMT
Paul Slater
viewing position → #
In Brits say 'no, no, no' to 3D TV
you gotta face the TV pretty much head-on... and if it's up on the wall over the fireplace, you gotta stand up. All for a crap film. No ta.
Posted Wednesday 17th November 2010 00:22 GMT
Paul Slater
Attack motives → #
In DNS provider decked by DDoS dastards
"The motives for the attack, much less its perpetrators, remain unclear."
Perhaps it was because the company is called "sitelutions"? What an abomination of a portmanteau
Posted Friday 12th November 2010 11:54 GMT
Paul Slater
Netiquette → #
In Tory councillor arrested over 'stoning to death' tweet
All he had to do was put "j/k" at the end.
Posted Tuesday 12th October 2010 10:17 GMT
Paul Slater
Dilbert had it right in 1993 → #
In Foxconn faces leaked report of worker abuse, violence
http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1993-03-03/
Posted Monday 4th October 2010 09:13 GMT
Paul Slater
Lost on a non-touch-typer → #
In Google's 'instant' search springs keyboard controls
I really can't see any benefit from this at all for people who don't touch type. I've been looking at the keyboard as I type for over 25 years and I'm not about to learn touch-typing any time soon, so all these instant suggestions are lost on me until I've finished the search phrase. At best, they save me one key press (the enter key).
Posted Tuesday 28th September 2010 08:38 GMT
Paul Slater
naming → #
In OpenOffice files Oracle divorce papers
FreeOffice would be a better name. And less confusing to pronounce.
Posted Tuesday 31st August 2010 11:11 GMT
Paul Slater
Library access → #
In OED goes the way of all
fleshpaperJoin your local library and you get free online access via your library membership. I've been using it this way for about 4 years. One of the unseen benefits of public libraries, that the gummunt is trying to close down.
Posted Tuesday 27th July 2010 16:55 GMT
Paul Slater
Catch up → #
In Emmerdale shoves jam rags in innocent kiddies' faces
I thought I'd check it out on ITV Player to see how long the "offending" stuff was there. Surprise surprise, that particular episode has been pulled!
Posted Monday 21st June 2010 16:42 GMT
Paul Slater
buttons → #
In The Reg guide to Linux, part 1: Picking a distro
I was similarly annoyed when Internet Explorer moved the Home button to the right instead of the left of the address bar. I got used to it.
And out of all the reasons why one would choose Ubuntu, the placement of Window controls is not high up my list.
Posted Thursday 25th February 2010 01:11 GMT
Paul Slater
Yes you can. → #
In Ubuntu's Lucid Lynx to Facebook and Twitter you
I bought a Dell Mini 10V preinstalled with Ubuntu. Next.
Posted Wednesday 10th February 2010 13:47 GMT
Paul Slater
Euphemism → #
In Govt inserts battery take-back scheme
Why are "recycling centres" euphemistically named? My local one has separate collections for batteries, paper, cardboard, large electrical items (TVs etc.), small electrical items, white goods, garden waste, wood, yellow pages and catalogues, waste oil, lightbulbs, tins, glass bottles, plastic bottles... etc etc.
Sure, if it doesn't fit one of those categories then it goes into the great big skip, but recycling centre is hardly a euphemism.
Posted Wednesday 16th December 2009 20:16 GMT
Paul Slater
Mumbo jumbo numbers → #
In Intel staff 'fired' in ring piece stunt
Finnish is one of only two European languages that is not descended from the ancient Proto Indo-European tongue which ultimately produced Sanskrit, Greek, Latin, German, Celtic and English, amongst others. So it's hardly surprising that the numbers sound odd.
1 to 10 in Finnish: yksi kaksi kolme neljä viisi kuusi seitsemän kahdeksan yhdeksän kymmenen
Posted Tuesday 13th October 2009 23:10 GMT
Paul Slater
Say that again? → #
In Bing advertisers on wane, says report
"Bing's biggest additions were online shopping comparison engines such as Nextag, k8yel.com, bestcompare.net, shopwhiz.net, and underpay.biz"
I've never even heard of any of those websites. Moreover, what does k8yel and Nextag bring to mind in terms of comparison price websites? Errr. nothing.
Horse, dead, flogging springs to mind. Get out while you can.
Posted Monday 28th September 2009 09:46 GMT
Paul Slater
Advert → #
In Home Office makes nice cartoon ID card ad
"one advert for which features a cartoon fingerprint unveiling the identity card to an admiring audience of other fingerprints"
I'm so glad I got rid of my TV a few months ago.
Posted Friday 18th September 2009 09:21 GMT
Paul Slater
MS Office 2003 → #
In World's nastiest trojan fools AV software
Yep - it runs in Wine.
Posted Thursday 3rd September 2009 11:28 GMT
Paul Slater
Public transport → #
In NASA works on robo-podcab scheme
So instead of encouraging people to leave their cars at home and catch public transport instead, this system will replicate the road system, but a bit higher up, and have travellers boarding little "cars", moving the traffic jams vertically by a few metres. Great.
Posted Tuesday 7th July 2009 22:08 GMT
Paul Slater
Tackling the wrong end of the problem → #
In VW confirms e-car plans
The biggest cut in emissions would not be if we all drove leccy-tech, but if more of us made those small journeys by foot, cycle, whatever, instead of jumping in the car to drive a mile and a half (what's that - 20 minutes walk?). 25% of car journeys are under two miles
Posted Friday 19th June 2009 14:59 GMT
Paul Slater
Opt out → #
In Controversial mobile directory fails on launch
So how do I opt out of this service?
Posted Tuesday 16th June 2009 09:40 GMT
Paul Slater
Wrong way round, surely? → #
In Google to delete Street View source images
"the software sometimes makes mistakes, labelling part of the image as containing a face or a license plate when in fact it doesn't."
Surely the privacy aspect is where the software *fails* to recognise a face or a number plate, and thus doesn't blur it.
I can't imagine too many people complaining that the slot in a letter box, or top of a Belisha beacon[1] for instance, would be incorrectly blurred for looking like a number plate or a face.
[1] Okay, that'd be a pretty big face!
Posted Monday 27th April 2009 20:04 GMT
Paul Slater
Nope → #
In IBM pits Watson super against humanity
Clever computer answers Jeopardy questions? I think not - shouldn't take a great deal of processing to map the lexical items and grammatical structures from the given info in order to arrive at a possible answer or at least a range of good guesses.
No, what I would like to see is a computer that can solve a cryptic crossword like The Times, for instance. In fact, if a computer could do that without just using pattern matching, then I reckon it'd be a good candidate for beating the Turing test.
Then again, I don't believe the American press carry cryptic crosswords (in the UK sense), so maybe the IBM boffins just aren't aware of how challenging they can be.
Posted Monday 6th April 2009 12:05 GMT
Paul Slater
smoking → #
In MPs battle to save great British pub
Of course, all the surveys about banning smoking in pubs showed an overwhelming number of the population in favour of the ban. I wonder what the results would have been if they had surveyed just those people who actaully go into a pub now and then, rather than the ones who sit at home reading the Daily Mail and working themselves into a lather over something that will never affect them directly.
Posted Wednesday 11th February 2009 13:00 GMT
Paul Slater
Back in the day → #
In Evesham Technology confirmed dead
I bought the first PC for my business from Evesham in 1994 or 95 - drove there and picked it up (I'm fairly local). I remember the sales guy demonstrating the 4x CD ROM's speed by pointing out how quickly the drawer popped out when you pressed the button... 32mb ram, 2gig hard drive, 17" monitor and a colour printer - all for around £3,500. Bargain.
Mind you, it's still being used by my ex-wife's father for putting newsletters together - not bad for a machine almost 15 years old
Posted Friday 23rd January 2009 20:10 GMT
Paul Slater
A bit slower here → #
In US to postpone analog TV death
So why does the UK have to wait until 2012 for it all to be completely rolled out?
Posted Thursday 8th January 2009 10:35 GMT
Paul Slater
Batteries → #
In Droid sub goes under Antarctic ice on 5000 D-cells
So they're looking at the effects of the current climate change, climate crisis / climate catastrophe / climageddon (take your pick). Let's hope they do the sensible thing and send all those batteries for recycling once they're dead.
Or maybe they'll do the old trick of just sitting them on a radiator for half an hour then sending the sub out again...
Posted Sunday 4th January 2009 18:59 GMT
Paul Slater
Smoking → #
In Spinning the war on the UK's sex trade
"The majority of people don't smoke, and most of them find the ban an exceptionally good thing."
The majority of people don't visit pubs regularly either. I can't help thinking that if they had surveyed the people in my local (one of the few remaining real locals amongst wine bars, brasseries, gastro-pubs and teeny pick-up joints), the overwhelming majority of respondents would have been against a smoking ban in pubs.
Posted Tuesday 23rd December 2008 15:32 GMT
Paul Slater
Hmm.. nothing much new here? → #
In MSI mobo ditches Bios for EFI
From the screenshots, all the keyboard shortcuts still seem there, the lines of text and options are still in a fixed-width font, and there is still hardly any description of what the settings are about - the "help" for the option to "Enable ACPI Auto Configuration" says "Enables or Disables BIOS ACPI Auto Configuration", for example.
It looks to me as though all they have done is taken the BIOS as it was, and wrapped it in some fancy paper. A bit like putting tinsel round your telly at Christmas....
Posted Thursday 20th November 2008 15:19 GMT
Paul Slater
Slow bootups → #
In Employees sue for unpaid Windows Vista overtime
If I want to check my University email first thing in the morning, it takes me 7 minutes from powering on a (Vista) PC at college to being able to read the contents of my inbox. It's obvious that Microsoft are aware of these slow boot times if you think about the "power off" icon on the menu, which just hibernates the PC.
As a Linux user at home, I love the way that once you are logged in the disk activity light just stops flashing, and you can get on with whatever you want straight away.
Posted Thursday 2nd October 2008 23:14 GMT
Paul Slater
Bring it on → #
In Google to save US from fossil fuels
If a company as savvy and well known as Google is willing to start a debate on these issues, then it's all good. Anything that gets sustainability issues into the hearts and minds of the great unwashed is very welcome.
All they need to do now is shut down Google AdWords, which persuades people to buy crap they don't need. The problem is not so much to do with alternative sources of energy or transport, but with a wholescale reduction in the use of both. Move closer to work. Take a holiday that doesn't involve flying. Don't buy that new gadget, or upgrade that perfectly useful one you have in your pocket/desk/office.
Posted Wednesday 3rd September 2008 09:12 GMT
Paul Slater
Background → #
In Boffins produce aerobatic copycat-copter pilotware
Brilliant showcasing - having the helicopter flying against a background of dark trees half the time so you can't actually see what it's doing.
Posted Thursday 5th June 2008 13:52 GMT
Paul Slater
Well.. → #
In Ofcom slaps MTV with £255k fine
That'll fucking teach 'em...
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 00:11 GMT
Paul Slater
ODF? What about Office 2007 formats.... → #
In Microsoft to ODF, PDF - let's get it on together
I spent two hours this morning trying (and eventually succeeding) to open a simple word document sent to me by a student - my university has recently converted to Office 2007 / Windows Vista. As I run Linux and OpenOffice, this was a bit of an issue, to say the least! As Word defaults to saving in 2007 format, I guess I'm gonna be stuffed at least until OOo 3 comes out in the Autumn.
Posted Tuesday 20th May 2008 10:01 GMT
Paul Slater
Boffins → #
In Boffins' breakthrough boosts fuel cell output by 50%
Do you need to constantly refer to scientists as "boffins"?
Posted Wednesday 30th April 2008 14:03 GMT
Paul Slater
Accountability → #
In How scanners and PCs will choose London's mayor
"It might be possible, Mercuri contends, for a hidden piece of code to be activated, or for a machine to be subverted by scanning a particular bitmap image"
Why is the software not open-source, in that case? This is the public, voting to public officials, after all.
Posted Friday 21st March 2008 17:09 GMT
Paul Slater
5mph? → #
In X Prize comes to earth
"...and should have features likely to attract the average consumer."
I hardly think a car that does 5mph would appeal to the average consumer. The average granny-mobile pavement scooter would get to the Post Office quicker (though it will still probably closed down by then...)
Posted Monday 15th October 2007 15:38 GMT
Paul Slater
Stephen Fry is a genius → #
In Oscar Wilde voted top Brit wit
Stephen Fry once said "I might look stupid, but I'm not clever..." Fantastic