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Simple

1. Tell the police that you think a someone in the Victorinox shop had a memory stick with some animal porn on (of it might have just been the sugar puffs honey monster, it wasn't clear)

2.Police come in and force the decryption under Part III of the Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act

3.???

4.Profit

Only hard part is timing it correctly so end of the maximum allowed RIPA time falls within the 2 hour window.

In all seriousness the competition is a bit of a joke, fingerprint scanners can be quite susceptible to fake fingerprints made from a print of the original fingerprint (something fairly easy to pick up in real life but there is no chance of Victorinox providing one).

Mines the one with nitric acid and a microscope in the pocket.

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