What a poor review.

Especially the winner/loser section. What on earth was that about. Here, have a bit of sarcasm

Number of screws.

Xbox 360 - 43 .... PS3 - 21 ..... Winner Xbox360

Distance flung

Xbox 360 - 12 ft .... PS3 - 11ft .... Winner PS3

Number of fanbois

Xbox 360 - Millions .... PS3 - Millions .... Winner DRAW

Multinational dedicated to enforce THEIR standards on others

Microsoft - Yes ..... Sony - Yes .... Loser EVERYONE

Number of annoying schoolboys playing online FTW woot !!!1!!one

XBOX 360 - Millions .... PS3 - Handful .... Winner PS3

Loses money on each and every console sold

Microsoft - Yes .... Sony - Yes .... Losers - The shareholders

Blah, blah, blah you get the idea...