"No, it's glossy! Steve Jobs did his homework and found out this is what people want. If you were anywhere near my intellectual equal you would understand his devotion, dedication, and sheer innovation to realize what appeals to people in a harmonious and meaningful way. It's sheer appearance is enough to make me more productive!" Says the Mac fanboy
"So Shiny is for PC's and Glossy is for Macs?" I ask
Oooh, Shiny!
"No, Glossy" Mac fanboy says
"No, it's shiny!" Says I
"No, it's glossy! Steve Jobs did his homework and found out this is what people want. If you were anywhere near my intellectual equal you would understand his devotion, dedication, and sheer innovation to realize what appeals to people in a harmonious and meaningful way. It's sheer appearance is enough to make me more productive!" Says the Mac fanboy
"So Shiny is for PC's and Glossy is for Macs?" I ask
"Exactly!"