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Unbox new machine, connect, boot up.
Set menus, Control Panel to Classic, Explorer to Details view.
Set desktop background to default blue.
Load apps, create shortcuts, auto-arrange icons.
Space icons to look busy but proportionate.
Take pills, make appt to see shrink.
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Unbox new machine, connect, boot up.
Set menus, Control Panel to Classic, Explorer to Details view.
Set desktop background to default blue.
Load apps, create shortcuts, auto-arrange icons.
Space icons to look busy but proportionate.
Take pills, make appt to see shrink.