Thats what I'm talking about!

Yep, the fool should not be reporting for El Reg!

Yep, He really a user - thus should own an Apple!

Dell are cheap what do you expect! - (Earlier comments appreciated)

Build your own PC if your that fussy what it comes with!

Get a copy of Backtrack for some serious fun OS. - If you want it to look like a mac - get a theme (Did i just say that? - I need shooting!).

Bet the wak mofo also fails to realise games were written on a PC before ported to a console! - Irrelevant i know, but as everyone else is having a rant.

Hello Mum!