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When have the Analysts ever been right about Apple products?

Here's the sequence: Some doofus predicts something stupid, everyone jumps on the bandwagon, Apple releases something decent, stock price tumbles.

Great stuff. I anticipate a complete lack of HSDPA MacBook, just like the lack of $800 MacBook and the oft-predicted tablet Mac. Smart money buys AAPL just after they announce the lack of Moon Ponies, but just before people realise they're being daft.

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