iPhones and iPuds have two different kinds of stickers ...
... the iPhony and iPud stickers the change printed verbage - One iPhone sticker states "This may work now, but wait till you download the first Apple Update", it changes to - "Stupid shit, you updated and now your iPhony is dead"
Both the iPhony Stupid Phone and iPud have stickers that state before you hand your credit card to the Apple Screw-you Store dork - "This is the latest and greatest new model" and as soon as they swipe you credit card through the card reader, the sticker changes to read "Sucker, Stevie Gods will announce a new model in a week and / or lower the price by 25%, your model is now OBSOLETE!"
AppleTards with a new Platinum VISA Card at an Apple Screw-you Store - Priceless .... literally.
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iPhones and iPuds have two different kinds of stickers ...
... the iPhony and iPud stickers the change printed verbage - One iPhone sticker states "This may work now, but wait till you download the first Apple Update", it changes to - "Stupid shit, you updated and now your iPhony is dead"
Both the iPhony Stupid Phone and iPud have stickers that state before you hand your credit card to the Apple Screw-you Store dork - "This is the latest and greatest new model" and as soon as they swipe you credit card through the card reader, the sticker changes to read "Sucker, Stevie Gods will announce a new model in a week and / or lower the price by 25%, your model is now OBSOLETE!"
AppleTards with a new Platinum VISA Card at an Apple Screw-you Store - Priceless .... literally.