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Dang, I'm a long way off from graduating to stealing a taxi, I'm still trying to find a 20 storey parking lot with a ramp that goes off the roof!

Stupid is as stupid does.

This kind of rubbish has been going on for years, long before video games.

When I was growing up (about a million years ago), it was and attempt to ban superman or spiderman outfits for kids.

A rather dim 10 year old threw himself off a building whilst wearing a caped crusader style outfit and managed to kill himself (he failed to miss the ground)

Anyway, next time you decide to rob a bank and get caught, just yell "The nasty video game made me do it, where's my shrink?" and you'll get chucked into the crazy ward, where you'll meet a large american indian who'll throw a water fountain through a window so you can escape.

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