1a. A wanker's iPad is hacked and they become "famous on the Internet", complete with streaming video and audio.
1b. Potential employer searches the Internet for pictures of a job applicant, and matches on the video. Wanker's esume goes into the dustbin.
1c. Police trawling the Internet adds the wanker to their un-official list of "usual suspects".
1d. Insurance companies trawling the Internet get a match, conclude "wanking == unhappy marriage and increased likelihood of insured participating in high-risk activities." Insurance denied, dropped, or premiums raised.
1e. There was an error/inconsistency/whatever in Apple's database, so non-wanker suffers consequences 1b through 1d.
2a. Apple writes an app which analyzes the contents of users' "diagnostic" data streams, looks at accelerometer data, and automatically voids the wankers' warranties due to "excessive shock and vibration"; then . . .
2b. Apple's "confidential" database is breached, and the perps post the data on the Internet.
2c. Wankers and non-wankers, exposed and data-matched by name rather than face, suffer consequences 1b-1d, above.
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1a. A wanker's iPad is hacked and they become "famous on the Internet", complete with streaming video and audio.
1b. Potential employer searches the Internet for pictures of a job applicant, and matches on the video. Wanker's esume goes into the dustbin.
1c. Police trawling the Internet adds the wanker to their un-official list of "usual suspects".
1d. Insurance companies trawling the Internet get a match, conclude "wanking == unhappy marriage and increased likelihood of insured participating in high-risk activities." Insurance denied, dropped, or premiums raised.
1e. There was an error/inconsistency/whatever in Apple's database, so non-wanker suffers consequences 1b through 1d.
2a. Apple writes an app which analyzes the contents of users' "diagnostic" data streams, looks at accelerometer data, and automatically voids the wankers' warranties due to "excessive shock and vibration"; then . . .
2b. Apple's "confidential" database is breached, and the perps post the data on the Internet.
2c. Wankers and non-wankers, exposed and data-matched by name rather than face, suffer consequences 1b-1d, above.
Just sayin'... "Polly Plastic" is much safer.