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How many situations can you get with the following:

A very small camera phone

Some hungry, mockney Koreans.

A nocturnal, semi-deserted car park, much like that infamous one near Hampstead Heath, but for this challenge a much more appropriate location between Plaistow & Dagenham (or at least, on the District Line).

Some dogs

A plod

Bonus points if you can add the following quote:

"(Pause)...I'll get me coat".

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