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If I hope

in the middle of cynics, am I a fool?

OK, shut up, I get it.

So, I am left to hope for corporate implosions, as some Schadenfreude firework display across a bitter mindscape.

Wait. I still hope. And not just for shitty outcomes. No!

I hope Google makes it. I hope the baby seals make it. I hope vapid sycophants get reimbursed for towing the heavy line (given the unhappy climate)!? High five!

OK, no, really, I don't give a shit about any of this.

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