Brian Blessed fan Richard Gardner sent us the following report: we are delighted to republish it.
From time to time we all wish our driving experience was either shoutier or more beardy, or preferably both.
This was certainly the opinion of Richard Gardner, when he tried to buy a Brian Blessed voiceover for his TomTom, only to …
Fancy Smith would bully you to turn, men would go anywhere for Mariella's purr. Joanna Lumley would reason with you and you'd realise that by doing what she wanted you were doing the right thing. Silence guaranteed with Margaret Thatcher - she's not for turning!
Did Nik not phone you? I did tell Nik to phone you before we started this thing, he said he'd phoned you. Damn, and I really thought we'd have world hunger cracked with this one....
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Brian Blessed fan Richard Gardner sent us the following report: we are delighted to republish it. From time to time we all wish our driving experience was either shoutier or more beardy, or preferably both. This was certainly the opinion of Richard Gardner, when he tried to buy a Brian Blessed voiceover for his TomTom, only to …
Mariella Frostrup for me
Fancy Smith would bully you to turn, men would go anywhere for Mariella's purr. Joanna Lumley would reason with you and you'd realise that by doing what she wanted you were doing the right thing. Silence guaranteed with Margaret Thatcher - she's not for turning!
I SAID TURN RIGHT, YOU BLITHERING IDIOT
As someone who still uses the older tech - maps and post-its, the voice of Brian Blessed would persuade me to get Twat-nav.
Facebook?
Since you have to join up to Facebook, which I refuse to do, they cannot be serious about the Brian Blessed thing. Fuck em.
P.
Damn...
Did Nik not phone you? I did tell Nik to phone you before we started this thing, he said he'd phoned you. Damn, and I really thought we'd have world hunger cracked with this one....
rapt...
that was _brilliant_. Sadly, I feel I might miss turns from laughing too hard if the real thing was that good.
Vicky Coren
would do it for me... or maybe Mariella Frostrup and Vicky dueting... mmmmm
WHAT?
GORDON'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!