I like being a girl. If I were a man, I'd never get the chance to purchase shiny items like Philips' Swarovski crystal-encased earphones and - luxury of luxuries - USB Flash drives, all hi-tech toys cunningly disguised as jewelry.
Philips announced its Active Crystal range in March with a view to getting these sparkly items …
An excellent reason not to buy them. The only place any sensible lady could wear these headphones, outside the home, would be in a restaurant, and it is impolite to wear headphones in a restaurant. And they will go missing.
If I wrote for the Daily Mail, I would be tempted to telephone the local police station, or MP, and send them a link to this story. I would get a quote from them, damning these things as an incitement to criminals. Then I would write a story e.g. "ban these sick trinkets: damned by police: they rot women's morals and lead men astray". And off to the pub.
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I like being a girl. If I were a man, I'd never get the chance to purchase shiny items like Philips' Swarovski crystal-encased earphones and - luxury of luxuries - USB Flash drives, all hi-tech toys cunningly disguised as jewelry. Philips announced its Active Crystal range in March with a view to getting these sparkly items …
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An excellent reason not to buy them. The only place any sensible lady could wear these headphones, outside the home, would be in a restaurant, and it is impolite to wear headphones in a restaurant. And they will go missing.
If I wrote for the Daily Mail, I would be tempted to telephone the local police station, or MP, and send them a link to this story. I would get a quote from them, damning these things as an incitement to criminals. Then I would write a story e.g. "ban these sick trinkets: damned by police: they rot women's morals and lead men astray". And off to the pub.
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Where can we get these from? My Wife - with a fetish for high tech stuff and an almost magpie like love of anything sparkerly - would love these.
Acualy on second thoughts...